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IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Three Olives posted:



It's really impressive how terrible everything at Mar-a-Lago always looks, the place looks dirty and run down, cheap furnishing, disgusting food and the trashiest looking people on earth are everywhere.

How do you take a photo of that and not realize it looks loving disgusting.

At first glance I thought that I was looking at actual, genuine poo poo on a waffle.

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

I'm delighted that I'm not the only person who remembers this.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012


I'm officially calling a 5-4 ruling today but in either direction.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I've lived in New York all my life and still my father was somehow convinced that Trump is a genius and told me several times "The US needs two Presidents; one for the politics and one for the economy. And Donald Trump should be the Economy President"

I haven't spoken to him in twelve years.

Economy President sounds about right.

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009

Bottom Liner posted:

triple checking this wasn't a bird dick post

Could be some in there, it’s hard to tell.

Pump-Action Gerbil
Sep 13, 2000

Data Graham posted:

Let's not forget the power of nominative determinism with these "movies are real" type people. Trump hit the loving jackpot by lucking into being born with a name that basically means "the winning hand at cards". So all everyone hears is "rich casino playboy", like James Bond or David Niven or some poo poo

His true name is Donald Drumpf. His grandfather was Friedrich Drumpf, who later was known as Fred Trump.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drumpf

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-drumpf/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ (18:45)

Bonus clip at 8:45 of Ivanka saying how he was 8 billion in debt and completely broke at one point.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


IBroughttheFunk posted:

At first glance I thought that I was looking at actual, genuine poo poo on a waffle.

The thumbnail looks like a dead toad

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Scags McDouglas posted:

I'm officially calling a 5-4 ruling today but in either direction.

same. i think it will depend on what the crimes were and if the entered the building. i think they will narrow it to defend some of the chuds who hosed around on the outskirts.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Data Graham posted:

Let's not forget the power of nominative determinism with these "movies are real" type people. Trump hit the loving jackpot by lucking into being born with a name that basically means "the winning hand at cards". So all everyone hears is "rich casino playboy", like James Bond or David Niven or some poo poo

its also just as marcus parks said on the morman intro episode of last podcast on the left, its that america is the land of the bullshiter. if you can sell a narraitive and make it work for you, you can do whatever for good or ill.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Disco Pope posted:

Economy President sounds about right.

the Spirit Airways of presidents, except Spirit has been profitable for years.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Dapper_Swindler posted:

same. i think it will depend on what the crimes were and if the entered the building. i think they will narrow it to defend some of the chuds who hosed around on the outskirts.

This is an openly traitorous court

Holy poo poo can no one one really find undeniable dirt on these 5 pieces of human waste

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

“We were just trying to prevent the procedure from happening, or at least delay it significantly. Not obstruct it, that’s just ludicrous!”

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Also lmao. Did you know Truth Social is "getting into streaming"?

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/16/investing/trump-stock-djt-truth-social-streaming/index.html

quote:

hares of TMTG (DJT) tumbled 14% Tuesday after closing 18% lower Monday. Driving the stock lower Tuesday: The company’s premier product, Truth Social, announced a major expansion into streaming, a notoriously cost-intensive business in which media behemoths like Disney have struggled to turn a profit.

TMTG’s stock, majority-owned by former President Donald Trump, is down more than 70% from the all-time high it set on March 26, the day after it merged with a blank-check acquisition company to go public. Although the company is still worth billions of dollars, it is struggling to make money and desperate for cash. Experts have warned investors to be careful if they choose to trade the stock, because the company doesn’t have the fundamentals to back up its sky-high valuation.

Trump Media lost $58 million in 2023 and made just $4.1 million in revenue. So, it announced Monday it would sell 21.5 million more shares to the public to raise cash — even though that would dilute the value for existing shareholders.
A home for ‘suppressed’ content

The streaming initiative didn’t give investors any reason to get enthused about the company. Truth Social said it spent the past six months testing its web, iPhone and iPad apps for live TV streaming, and it hopes to launch a content delivery network to stand up streaming apps for phones and tablets — and eventually smart TVs.
Former President Donald Trump sits in Manhattan criminal court with his legal team ahead of the start of jury selection in New York, Monday, April 15, 2024. (Jabin Botsford/Pool Photo via AP)

Related article Did Donald Trump fall asleep in court? Why the trial is posing challenges for reporters and the public

Truth Social suggested its streaming network could host live news, religious programing and family-friendly shows, movies and documentaries that “has been cancelled, is at risk of cancellation, or is being suppressed on other platforms and services.”

“With our streaming content, we aim to provide a permanent home for high-quality news and entertainment that face discrimination by other channels and content delivery services,” said TMTG CEO Devin Nunes, a former Republican congressman for California in a statement. “There is a lot of great content that simply can’t find an audience for unjust reasons, and we want to let these creators know they’ll soon have a guaranteed platform where they won’t be cancelled.”

Truth Social’s latest push sounds similar to Elon Musk’s X, which claims to be the streaming platform that best defends free speech. But X has hundreds of millions of active users — hundreds of times Truth Social’s audience — and has still struggled to attract advertisers after Musk reshaped the business, allowing hate speech and conspiracy theories to run rampant on the platform.

Trump’s association with the brand appears to be the primary reason for its sky-high valuation. That helped turn shares into a meme stock — that is, the company doesn’t trade on its fundamentals so much as it trades on emotional responses.

Trump added billions of dollars to his net worth after TMTG’s merger with the blank check company in late March. But his shares’ value has plunged from a peak of $5.2 billion to about $1.8 billion. Trump’s net worth fell roughly $300 million Tuesday from the stock’s plunge.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Dapper_Swindler posted:

same. i think it will depend on what the crimes were and if the entered the building. i think they will narrow it to defend some of the chuds who hosed around on the outskirts.

"Otherwise" is too broad to cover violent riots, make sure you finish the job this time boys. But not for a Democratic president, then the interpretation can be as broad as the grand canyon.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

kazil posted:

financial goons, can anyone tell me if this is good


JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

TulliusCicero posted:

Holy poo poo can no one one really find undeniable dirt on these 5 pieces of human waste

what difference would it make though

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

TulliusCicero posted:

This is an openly traitorous court

Holy poo poo can no one one really find undeniable dirt on these 5 pieces of human waste

it wouldnt matter anyway. the senate GOP wont toss them and neither would the house.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

TulliusCicero posted:

Holy poo poo can no one one really find undeniable dirt on these 5 pieces of human waste

Sure, Clarence Thomas. But they bat it down by not giving a poo poo.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

so is the sc gonna let a bunch of traitors off the hook or what

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Buce posted:

so is the sc gonna let a bunch of traitors off the hook or what

IIRC most of the J6 charges are serious things like assaulting police. I think it's like 350 of the 1000+ were obstructing a proceeding.

It's not great but it's not like all J6ers are TOTALLY EXONOERATED

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

kazil posted:

IIRC most of the J6 charges are serious things like assaulting police. I think it's like 350 of the 1000+ were obstructing a proceeding.

It's not great but it's not like all J6ers are TOTALLY EXONOERATED

i don't know anything about anything, but it sounds like one of those "disorderly conduct" types of charges that are added as kickers or to be used in plea deals

TheAwfulWaffle
Jun 30, 2013

What? Is this about that fat rear end in a top hat from the Home Alone movies?

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice

canyoneer posted:

the Spirit Airways of presidents, except Spirit has been profitable for years.

spirit has been operating at a loss for the last 4 years actually, they were really hoping the sale to JetBlue would go through

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Three Olives posted:



It's really impressive how terrible everything at Mar-a-Lago always looks, the place looks dirty and run down, cheap furnishing, disgusting food and the trashiest looking people on earth are everywhere.

How do you take a photo of that and not realize it looks loving disgusting.

Is that... is that a drumstick??

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Just to clear this up:

Protesting to support the marginalized, you will be killed or at least we’ll try.

Protesting to break down the very foundations of democracy, we would be amiss to issue any punishment.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Guillotines

HolidayDrunk
Dec 31, 2023

TulliusCicero posted:

Holy poo poo can no one one really find undeniable dirt on these 5 pieces of human waste

There's plenty of dirt on Thomas at this point, but there isn't really a lot anyone can do about it. That US Constitution we're supposed to see as a pinnacle of political philosophy actually has no mechanisms for removing a Supreme Court Justice. Those "brilliant" founding fathers we're supposed to look up to never gave it much thought. I believe there was one attempt, ever, to impeach an SCJ - and it failed. Great loving system we have here.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Trump update: Defense is now using the lunch break to troll potential juror social media




credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Pump-Action Gerbil posted:

His true name is Donald Drumpf. His grandfather was Friedrich Drumpf, who later was known as Fred Trump.

His father was Fred Christ Trump.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Pump-Action Gerbil posted:

His true name is Donald Drumpf. His grandfather was Friedrich Drumpf, who later was known as Fred Trump.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drumpf

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/donald-drumpf/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ (18:45)

Bonus clip at 8:45 of Ivanka saying how he was 8 billion in debt and completely broke at one point.

two things

1) Frederick Trump's last name was recorded as "trumpf" upon immigration

2) if a person changes their name and then has kids and gives those kids that last name, then that's the new family name.

he's not donald drumpf, nor has he ever been, the john oliver bit is old, tired, and factually inaccurate.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

HolidayDrunk posted:

There's plenty of dirt on Thomas at this point, but there isn't really a lot anyone can do about it. That US Constitution we're supposed to see as a pinnacle of political philosophy actually has no mechanisms for removing a Supreme Court Justice. Those "brilliant" founding fathers we're supposed to look up to never gave it much thought. I believe there was one attempt, ever, to impeach an SCJ - and it failed. Great loving system we have here.

Yeah I was hoping they might toss in a few slam-dunk obvious rulings just to maintain some semblance of legitimacy, but that mask is off. Three nominees swore themselves in as justices of the Trump nation and we're all left dealing with it.

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Anyone who still gives a poo poo about "drumpf" or whatever should be shoved in a locker with the other weenies

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
The fact that they're going after all the jurors like that is pretty loving creepy. I'd ask for protection at that point.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol He's getting convicted

Shishkahuben posted:

Anyone who still gives a poo poo about "drumpf" or whatever should be shoved in a locker with the other weenies

It makes too-online weirdos really upset on both sides, so we should do it more

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Shishkahuben posted:

Anyone who still gives a poo poo about "drumpf" or whatever should be shoved in a locker with the other weenies

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

StrangersInTheNight posted:

two things

1) Frederick Trump's last name was recorded as "trumpf" upon immigration

2) if a person changes their name and then has kids and gives those kids that last name, then that's the new family name.

he's not donald drumpf, nor has he ever been, the john oliver bit is old, tired, and factually inaccurate.

Ok StrangersInTheDrumpf

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1780305276081488353?t=RJfmEpmFBUgex_98-RrKhg&s=19

Fucken lmao

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I think Judge Merchan is getting a first hand look at how Trump does courtrooms, and I don't think Judge Merchan likes it at all, Precious...

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

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The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





IBroughttheFunk posted:

At first glance I thought that I was looking at actual, genuine poo poo on a waffle.

Well, that makes perfect sense, as that is indeed what you appear to be looking at.

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