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duz posted:Or at least how they're supposed to fix it, in real life however... It looks like the same thing except without the screw in the first picture. I assume the dumbfuck unscrewed it off because nobody is gonna tell me how I use my CYBERTRUCK. E: bad snipe here's a doggo
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Boris Galerkin posted:It looks like the same thing except without the screw in the first picture. I assume the dumbfuck unscrewed it off because nobody is gonna tell me how I use my CYBERTRUCK. Except in this one, the rivet missed the pedal cover because it already has slipped free of the glue.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 16:24 |
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how do we know the bolt is a actually bolted in? or how long it is? like my current cheap POS office chair has this one loose screw thats the short as hell and barely threads into where it keeps getting loose from. hell musk could have order them just to have button caps glued on.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 16:26 |
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duz posted:Except in this one, the rivet missed the pedal cover because it already has slipped free of the glue. lmao didn't see that. They must have the same quality control procedures that Boeing uses.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 16:31 |
If that DuckDuckGo person is still looking at this thread: I was just searching some information about a specific type of cactus. The beta LLM summary thing popped up, I clicked it, and it proceeded to give me inaccurate information pulled from the general cactus Wikipedia article. Also while this isn't really DDG's fault, most of the first page of results was also LLM slop (here's a hint, if I'm searching for information about a cactus species whose entire habitat is on protected land, that only thrives in extremely specific conditions, you probably shouldn't make up an article about how I should care for it in my home). It did not prove helpful in any way and just irritated me even more than the average search experience.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 20:21 |
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If my 100k vehicle was fixed with a loving screw, I'd be pissed.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:50 |
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Jesus III posted:If my 100k vehicle was fixed with a loving screw, I'd be pissed. Sounds like you already got the screw if you paid $100k for it
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:22 |
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Jesus III posted:If my 100k vehicle was fixed with a loving screw, I'd be pissed. This is the thing that blows my mind. You could get so many better options for a $100k "look at my money" car. You can get a loving Porsche Taycan for less if you still want an EV for slightly less than a top of the line Tesla S Plaid (finding an actual price is annoying because they won't really commit to a real price by handwaving "gas savings" and tax credits, which is almost certainly against sticker price laws, but they're around 100k). The Macan is $78k if you need an EV SUV. BMW's EV offerings start at $50k, same with Mercedes. I just don't get it. The reality distortion field around Tesla is too strong. Thankfully that seems to be breaking.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:43 |
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Apparently you can't wash the Cybertruck without putting it into a special car wash mode, which makes no sense because "rain" is a thing that exists. The most nightmare thing is that it takes five hours to reboot the car. Yes you read right: five. It takes five hours to reboot the car lol and lmao. https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertruck-no-match-for-car-wash-1851417011 quote:A call with Tesla confirmed that the truck had needed a complete reboot which took over five hours of sitting to complete. From the moment he’d initiated the reboot method of holding down two steering wheel buttons, the truck was apparently working on a reboot until some time in the middle of the night.
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Crain posted:This is the thing that blows my mind. You could get so many better options for a $100k "look at my money" car. You can get a loving Porsche Taycan for less if you still want an EV for slightly less than a top of the line Tesla S Plaid (finding an actual price is annoying because they won't really commit to a real price by handwaving "gas savings" and tax credits, which is almost certainly against sticker price laws, but they're around 100k). The Macan is $78k if you need an EV SUV. doesnt Tesla do its own inhouse(or partnered) financing?(oh and insurance) lol at the tesla ecosystem of poo poo. also those califonia engineers say you should wipe your madmax ready cybertruck with a microfiber cloth dry asap as it gets wet.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 05:11 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:Apparently you can't wash the Cybertruck without putting it into a special car wash mode, which makes no sense because "rain" is a thing that exists.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 05:31 |
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Cybertruck comes prewashed from the factory.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Ah, but it's worse than that. Taking it through a carwash voids your warranty, per the TikToker who posted about it. why would they ever need a wash when they’ve already been rinsed
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Boris Galerkin posted:Apparently you can't wash the Cybertruck without putting it into a special car wash mode, which makes no sense because "rain" is a thing that exists. The most nightmare thing is that it takes five hours to reboot the car. Yes you read right: five. It takes five hours to reboot the car lol and lmao. I bet the 'reboot' was actually the car calling home and some henchman of Elon going through error reports and disabling the warnings one by one.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 09:14 |
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Obviously the Cybertrucks AI is so intelligent and human like, it decided to binge watch its favourite show for four hours and fifty-eight minutes, before finally, begrudgingly getting around to doing the two minute reboot.
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dr_rat posted:Obviously the Cybertrucks AI is so intelligent and human like, it decided to binge watch its favourite show for four hours and fifty-eight minutes, before finally, begrudgingly getting around to doing the two minute reboot. Every instance of a Cybertruck contains Murderbot? Checks out.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 10:28 |
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I could very easily make it up there in a Corolla.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:04 |
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Kestral posted:Every instance of a Cybertruck contains Murderbot? Checks out. This book keeps coming up around me after a podcast I follow did a book club about it, and I should really take the hint reality keeps giving me and reading it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:20 |
Neito posted:This book keeps coming up around me after a podcast I follow did a book club about it, and I should really take the hint reality keeps giving me and reading it. They’re pretty good books: funny, but with a surprisingly deep emotional core. It’s not just meme fodder.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:30 |
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To go actually off-roading on an EV would be a very good idea. Just one dent from a rock or stump to the battery and your $100k car now only has scrap or heat value.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:31 |
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Countdown to the next mega forest fire started by some idiot carbonizing their Cybertruck?
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Neito posted:Countdown to the next mega forest fire started by some idiot carbonizing their Cybertruck? finally, a worthy competitor to gender reveals
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woke kaczynski posted:If that DuckDuckGo person is still looking at this thread: I was just searching some information about a specific type of cactus. The beta LLM summary thing popped up, I clicked it, and it proceeded to give me inaccurate information pulled from the general cactus Wikipedia article. Also while this isn't really DDG's fault, most of the first page of results was also LLM slop (here's a hint, if I'm searching for information about a cactus species whose entire habitat is on protected land, that only thrives in extremely specific conditions, you probably shouldn't make up an article about how I should care for it in my home). It did not prove helpful in any way and just irritated me even more than the average search experience. Still here Would you mind telling me what your query was? We're trying to keep track of these sorts of issues. The issue with LLM-generated SEO poo poo is bothering me too. I don't think we have any specific recourse beyond reporting it to Microsoft. I have to imagine all of the search engines are dealing with this - I haven't tried any others to confirm, but it seems existential to get it under control.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Ah, but it's worse than that. Taking it through a carwash voids your warranty, per the TikToker who posted about it. Doesn't that run afoul of warranty laws? I thought you were protected from things like that or other minor changes voiding the warranty.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 17:14 |
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I still do not understand how community notes has not gotten axed Old Kentucky Shark posted:They’re pretty good books: funny, but with a surprisingly deep emotional core. It’s not just meme fodder. They're fun books and I enjoy them, just don't expect Capital L Literature.
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Volmarias posted:I still do not understand how community notes has not gotten axed. The world's most stable genius turned it off on his own posts after a day long meltdown where he got called out for spreading misinformation.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 19:36 |
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dalstrs posted:Doesn't that run afoul of warranty laws? I thought you were protected from things like that or other minor changes voiding the warranty. I think it depends on what, explicitly, is in the warranty. That said, I would argue that "Can be driven in weather" would fall under the implied warranty of usability, but IANAL.
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shoeberto posted:Still here Would you mind telling me what your query was? We're trying to keep track of these sorts of issues. I was trying to learn more about this cactus native to the Galápagos islands, specifically the symbiosis with fungi around their root systems. I don't remember the exact query I used, but the summary would only talk about how cacti generally photosynthesize through their stems, which is neat but not what I was actually trying to find information about.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:44 |
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i've handled hairier roads in my nissan versa doing power pole pre-construction surveys as a land manager for years now, the number of times i've absolutely needed a 4 wheel drive high clearance vehicle for access somewhere i can still count on 1 hand, and during those conditions members of the public would be banned anyway. but i guess my parks get a bunch of revenue from car companies filming commercials on our trails, all selling the myth that the public needs monster trucks to experience the outdoors, so i don't have much room to complain
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dalstrs posted:Doesn't that run afoul of warranty laws? I thought you were protected from things like that or other minor changes voiding the warranty. If Tesla cared about laws the company probably wouldn't exist at this point. The Cyberfuck sure as hell wouldn't.
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 01:57 |
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Yeah the thing with all the fuckery involving Tesla cars and trucks is that somebody has to take them to court over it, they aren't the kind of laws that have people enforcing them, and Elon stans are obviously not going to take Tesla motors to court over their warranty being invalidated, they're going to smile and buy a new cybertruck. Also Tesla can afford much better lawyers than you so you'd have to go class action, and again, Elon stans.
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:30 |
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Is there no equivalent to the ACCC?
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:43 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Is there no equivalent to the ACCC? This is the closest a cursory google could get me: https://www.ftc.gov/about-ftc/bureaus-offices/bureau-consumer-protection
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:27 |
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Freeze! BCP!
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:35 |
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(stolen from the Aussie thread, but oh so relevant here) It was ANZAC today here in Australia, a memorial day for our war dead. The State Library of Queensland put out an "AI" acting in the role of a digger who would answer questions about what it was like to serve in the world wars. It went about as well as you'd expect. https://twitter.com/soiledballot69/status/1782974297046192152 Still better than the time 9 years ago when supermarket bastards Woolworths, whose company motto is "Woolworths Fresh" had a special promo for ANZAC day
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I'm not sure it qualifies as collapse per discussion in the last couple pages but it's funny to see Meta down like 13% in premarket trading after an earnings call boasting about how much they will spend on AI in the coming years
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:46 |
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I got an extra Google Nest Mini from someone cool I can use it to form a stereo pair with my existing Mini nice it works oh whoops you can't cast to stereo pairs from an android app, you can only cast by voice command thanks Google! of course I'd ideally cast to the Chromecast built-in to my Onkyo AVR but their implementation is so broken it kicks all Chromecasts off the network
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:40 |
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the only thing to do with a Google nest is cast it into the ocean!
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nachos posted:I'm not sure it qualifies as collapse per discussion in the last couple pages but it's funny to see Meta down like 13% in premarket trading after an earnings call boasting about how much they will spend on AI in the coming years CNBC currently running the headline “Meta loses $200 billion in value as Zuckerberg focuses earnings call on all the ways company bleeds cash” which is indeed funny. Zuckerberg desperately does not want Meta to be an ad company but has no idea how to do anything else. Alphabet is sort of the same with all their failed projects from Project Loon to Google Glass. How many of Alphabets skunkworks projects have actually turned into something useful?
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