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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

At least the Brewers also got trounced.

I'm down to get Weznasty tomorrow.

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Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

Worst 10 hours in Toronto sports history

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

DeepDickPizza posted:

Apparently Jordan Wicks has been scratched from his start tomorrow with forearm tightness and may need an IL stint. We will get WezNASTY in his place. :rip:

I'm becoming the joker

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Isentropy posted:

Worst 10 hours in Toronto sports history

Still one more game for both teams to embarrassingly lose in.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

N: Guardians beat the Braves 4-2 in 11 Innings.

V: I would like to stop playing the Braves please, it's bad for my heart.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
GOMS BINCH

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Monathin posted:

N: Guardians beat the Braves 4-2 in 11 Innings.

V: I would like to stop playing the Braves please, it's bad for my heart.

Torn between being mad we got suckered in by that Little League double steal and seeing a steal of home on a Little League double steal.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




All of mcmagic's shitposting about Tampa is finally vindicated. holy gently caress WhiteSox now have a winning streak


I also enjoy the Phillies throwback plan of having starters routinely going 8IP but the UCLs ... :ohdear:

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Torn between being mad we got suckered in by that Little League double steal and seeing a steal of home on a Little League double steal.

The entire inning where all of our runs came from lovely dribbling balls that didn't leave the infield was PEAK Guardians Bullshit, I'm not even gonna front.

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band
Ya the Jays look so outmatched by the Dodgers it's embarrassing.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Isentropy posted:

Worst 10 hours in Toronto sports history

Just hop on in to enjoying the most precious men in sports.

https://x.com/ohtani199417/status/1776078673596342697

Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

AlbertFlasher posted:

Ya the Jays look so outmatched by the Dodgers it's embarrassing.

Jays offense is just garbage this year, and no real hope of improvement at this point unless multiple guys somehow unfuck-up their own plate approach.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


cubs ended up trading cooper to the red sox for Cash Considerations

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
The Rays are being disbanded frfr

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


The Cubs are all dead
https://x.com/sahadevsharma/status/1784674579434107377

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
A.J. Minter is on pace to win 31 games this year

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Marlins were up 7-0 into the 4th inning, and are now down 12-9 in the 8th. Team is cursed.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Rip wicks.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

FlamingLiberal posted:

Marlins were up 7-0 into the 4th inning, and are now down 12-9 in the 8th. Team is cursed.

good

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Dick Lovelady is BACK

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/sahadevsharma/status/1784684148491215253

five days later: jordan wicks will be consulting with dr neil elattrache

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I don't understand how, but this team feels worse than the 1998 team, which was pretty gutted by mid-season

https://twitter.com/CraigMish/status/1784692546322522458

It doesn't help that we are missing 3/5 of our usual starters right now

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
look you can have a competent, possibly competitive team with veterans creating a negative clubhouse culture or you can have a loose, fun group where nobody is loving with Jazz Chisholm Jr's swagu and sub 100 OPS+

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



pre-injuries, the marlins had a talented, potentially very good rotation, solid bullpen and maybe 2 and a half hitters worth a drat

post injuries lmao

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Dammit Cubs stop getting hurt

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Dammit Cubs stop getting hurt

The price you must bear for sweeping the trash cans out of Wrigley.

e: Also Yordan hit two 461ft homers yesterday.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://x.com/yourboykingwill/status/1784645218354020610?s=46

(they did)

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



TheFlyingLlama posted:

pre-injuries, the marlins had a talented, potentially very good rotation, solid bullpen and maybe 2 and a half hitters worth a drat

post injuries lmao
For some reason this FO put a lot of stock into Ryan Weathers, who had never done anything in MLB and was just being shuttled between El Paso and San Diego during his time with the Padres

What sucks for the Marlins is that the White Sox are worse, and now with the draft lottery you are not guaranteed to have the 1st overall pick even with the worst record

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

DeepDickPizza posted:

The Rays are being disbanded frfr

they should be

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40046470/mlb-modify-uniforms-player-complaints-per-memo

Time is ticking on players showing hole.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
well that was fast, especially by major league baseball office standards, hilarious that they're throwing Nike under the bus to protect Fanatics:

https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1784731156576870684

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

It's happening. Enjoy the pine Abreu

https://x.com/AriA1exander/status/1784733796392153574

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005


Anything in place of Abreu.

Well not Jon Singleton

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

drat, was hoping you guys would leave Abreu in until at least after the Guards/Astros series.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





loving finally. It’s embarrassing that the Astros kept playing Abreu when they had a first baseman OPSing 1.100 in AAA.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




elentar posted:

well that was fast, especially by major league baseball office standards, hilarious that they're throwing Nike under the bus to protect Fanatics:

https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1784731156576870684

Good. Uniforms were so horrible. Lol at Fanatics not getting blame tho



Now, if the players can get back to complaining about the ball

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Good. Uniforms were so horrible. Lol at Fanatics not getting blame tho



Now, if the players can get back to complaining about the ball

The MLB and MLBPA were gifted stakes in Fanatics for this very circumstance.

Fanatics needs a congressional investigation.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Good. Uniforms were so horrible. Lol at Fanatics not getting blame tho



Now, if the players can get back to complaining about the ball

well, different balls at least.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Now, if the players can get back to complaining about the ball

the Braves' barrel rates are absolutely not lining up with expected results right now even with weirdly suppressive wind rates however my complaint and i'm pretty sure players' at some point is gonna be about how hosed up the schedule is, like the Braves having to take the long flight to Seattle overnight to play tomorrow evening when both teams have Thursday off, then after the Mariners series the Braves have 4 off days out of the next 15, followed by a run of 17 days without any of them off. just weird, is this all due to schedule balancing or getting rid of that one couple who worked the schedule for decades or what

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




If the Braves schedule causes them to drop a couple games while the Phillies are enjoying a hot start for once, I'm not complaining

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