Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Rule of Acquisition #17: A contract is a contract is a contract....but only between Boers
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:58 |
The Awesomesaurus posted:Wasn’t that what happened with that one weird boy wonder hacker who Elon recruited back around when he first bought Twitter? That was unspeakably hilarious, he got hired on his grandiose promises and then started asking questions about basic Javascript poo poo like he thought fixing search would be just a matter of tweaking the behavior of the input box or something, he seemed to have no awareness of the fact that there is a back end involved in search
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Squibbles posted:All this time when people said musk created zip2 I never thought about it too hard and figured it was something highly technical like zip compression, or possibly software for something related to zip drives. I never even considered how illogical it would have been for PayPal to acquire something like that. Pied Piper actually was worth the money
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Data Graham posted:That was unspeakably hilarious, he got hired on his grandiose promises and then started asking questions about basic Javascript poo poo like he thought fixing search would be just a matter of tweaking the behavior of the input box or something, he seemed to have no awareness of the fact that there is a back end involved in search Enough about Musk. I want to hear about the other guy.
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Platystemon posted:Enough about Musk. I want to hear about the other guy. https://www.theverge.com/2022/11/22/23472869/george-hotz-twitter-internship-search-elon-musk-self-driving-cars
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Oh boy I hope the droves of newly jobless Tesla employees don't use their knowledge of how criminally awful the company culture is to further empower things like the class action racism lawsuit, costing the company even more money and further tarnishing its already garbage image in the public eye
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Songbearer posted:Oh boy I hope the droves of newly jobless Tesla employees don't use their knowledge of how criminally awful the company culture is to further empower things like the class action racism lawsuit, costing the company even more money and further tarnishing its already garbage image in the public eye all of this has happened before https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traitorous_eight
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is it really so hard to not be a nasty, eugenicist dick
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Platystemon posted:Enough about Musk. I want to hear about the other guy. He makes these cool songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11AbGUrt2a8
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Lol, I never even noticed in the tweets, but it even has a loving tent - and it looks a million times better than the pathetic excuse for one that the cvberturk has. ![]()
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It doesn’t even go into the bed lol
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crispix posted:is it really so hard to not be a nasty, eugenicist dick Apparently if you get money this is the inevitable road you travel
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Lol, I never even noticed in the tweets, but it even has a loving tent - and it looks a million times better than the pathetic excuse for one that the cvberturk has. Is the tent even long enough to sleep in? The tray of the cybertrucks looks really short. Maybe it's sufficient for the insecure manlets who think a cybertruck will make people respect them
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They made those little flaps on the bottom to make it look like it goes down to the bed. Total fraud on every level
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I don't even know how you'd sleep in it. The "floor" of the tent is just material stretched between the sides of the bed. It must sag like hell - if it even holds your weight.
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It should be noted that it doesn't come with a tent. The tent is $3,000 extra. It also has terrible build quality and breaks almost immediately, from what I've heard.
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They so badly want you to believe it's a Transformer
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I don't even know how you'd sleep in it. The "floor" of the tent is just material stretched between the sides of the bed. It must sag like hell - if it even holds your weight. If you look closely you can see there's some sort of stretcher in there
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Mr Scumbag posted:It should be noted that it doesn't come with a tent. The tent is $3,000 extra. It also has terrible build quality and breaks almost immediately, from what I've heard. $3,000???
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I still lol that you can buy a lovely half arsed tent for a truck that costs 3 grand.
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Me Me Me Me! Grift
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Is Lindoreo even there?
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Lindoreo gets less activity and reactions to her tweets than even that doge loser Quite the CEO
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I assume every person on here is a nightmare, every nonperson is a grift.
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:Is Lindoreo even there? Pretty sure Linda is dead but nobody has visited her basement supply closet/ office yet to notice
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steinrokkan posted:Pretty sure Linda is dead but nobody has visited her basement supply closet/ office yet to notice Linda is busy living her best life after accomplishing all of her goals mostly consequence-free 🍷🍷🍷 ![]() ![]() ![]()
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is there a way to block the word 'based' from showing up on my web browser (and "hugging" the person that typed it using tcp/ip)
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kdrudy posted:I assume every person on here is a nightmare, every nonperson is a grift. Every person there is The Worst™
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elon forgot linda existed the second he announced she was hired. she's just been coming in and sitting in her office tweeting and drinking and getting paid. nobody remembers what her actual job is
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Idk man if I could grift money from Musk just for making anodyne tweets like Lindoreo I wouldn't necessarily turn it down
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Yeah, but the problem is that lindoreo is a hardcore true believer in all of the corporate and right wing bullshit, not just a grifter hanger-on
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steinrokkan posted:Yeah, but the problem is that lindoreo is a hardcore true believer in all of the corporate and right wing bullshit, not just a grifter hanger-on Lindoreo was storming UCLA last night with the cops
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Has anyone said "it has ceased to be, it rests in peace, it is an X-Twitter" yet?
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yeah i think one guy did
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Platystemon posted:
getting word that the entire 500 person Joe Mode team has been fired
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kazil posted:Every person there is The Worst™ It's Elon sockpuppets alllll the way down.
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