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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Say "Flat Kate" 3 times in a mirror in the dark and she will "Swoosh" under the door.

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AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Cassette Moodcore posted:

remember me harry, when i killed your mother????

:chanpop:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

it was very brave of her to set herself on fire in support of a free and united Ireland, 26+6=1

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Cassette Moodcore posted:

remember me harry, when i killed your mother????

I talked just Like THIS!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

No. 6 posted:

I talked just Like THIS!

(Spoken in a Dick Van Dyke accent)

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:

No. 6 posted:

I talked just Like THIS!

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Das Boo posted:

(Spoken in a Dick Van Dyke accent)

... did Dick Van Dyke have an accent??

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

redshirt posted:

... did Dick Van Dyke have an accent??

I was going for the "British" one. :v:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Do you guys think Kate is happy? :allears:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Do you guys think Kate is happy? :allears:

Happy as a clam! Have no idea how happy clams are, so not sure that's at all helpful at answering your question.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


If I was a princess and there were lots of horrible rumors about how my husband, who I love and isn't a weirdo, was treating me poorly I would make a short video with my phone, even if I was feeling very ill, just to let everyone where I am and how I am doing and take some of the heat off the man I for sure married for love.

But idk, with that attitude I'm prolly not cut out for royal life.

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica
would

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Ralph Crammed In posted:

If I was a princess and there were lots of horrible rumors about how my husband, who I love and isn't a weirdo, was treating me poorly I would make a short video with my phone, even if I was feeling very ill, just to let everyone where I am and how I am doing and take some of the heat off the man I for sure married for love.

But idk, with that attitude I'm prolly not cut out for royal life.

That sure sounds like something an alive princess would do.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Kate's up at the estate in Scotland

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13374803/Princess-Charlotte-birthday-picture-Kate-Middleton.html

She’s definitely alive, just behind the camera

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
*as kate middleton was unavailable, we have used a photo of a different dead royal

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

R.L. Stine posted:

*as kate middleton was unavailable, we have used a photo of a different dead royal

*STOCK PHOTO OF PRINCESS JENNY CIRCA 1912

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Princess Charlotte has been expertly stuffed and posed by the best royal taxidermists for this stunning picture

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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steinrokkan posted:

Princess Charlotte has been expertly stuffed and posed by the best royal taxidermists for this stunning picture

The realism of her eyes are in thanks to a pediatric donor who has now adjusted nicely to their new life.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of the royal family. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Kate, laughing

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

R.L. Stine posted:

*as kate middleton was unavailable, we have used a photo of a different dead royal

:lmao:

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Maybe the MilfHunter got her

Peter Falk
Sep 29, 2023

Chrpno posted:

Maybe the MilfHunter got her

This what happens when the fox season is closed

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Peter Falk posted:

This what happens when the fox season is closed

Cougar season!
Fox season!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Peter Falk posted:

This what happens when the fox season is closed

*PULL!

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


LMFAO

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Kate's dead, so what?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006



We might get a Kate Middleton sighting on Saturday if she feels well enough.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/03/entertainment/kate-middleton-considering-palace-balcony-appearance-at-trooping-the-colour-ceremony-report/

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Anderson Koopa posted:

We might get a Kate Middleton sighting on Saturday if she feels well enough.

I'm the palace scientist desperately hoping I can finally get the clone ready by Saturday.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I’m the Royal Plumber who’s been charged with creating a paper mache simulacrum by Saturday.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
thanks to modern advances in the medical sciences we have transferred the princess' consciousness into this heathkit robot from the 1980s and as soon as she stops bumping around the furniture, K.A.A.T.E. will be ready for public appearances, high street openings, and any party that needs canapes served on a smoked plastic tray

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Howard Beale posted:

thanks to modern advances in the medical sciences we have transferred the princess' consciousness into this heathkit robot from the 1980s and as soon as she stops bumping around the furniture, K.A.A.T.E. will be ready for public appearances, high street openings, and any party that needs canapes served on a smoked plastic tray

Killer Autonomous Aristocrat Tudor Equivalent

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I’m the Royal Plumber who’s been charged with creating a paper mache simulacrum by Saturday.

Paper Mario games really got weird and gimmicky.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

hello I am human Kate Muddltime please give me sugar water

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I’m the Royal Plumber who’s been charged with creating a paper mache simulacrum by Saturday.

Weekend at Katie’s

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
kate middleton went into a prototype teleportation machine and was split into kate upton and kate downton

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Mozi posted:

kate middleton went into a prototype teleportation machine and was split into kate upton and kate downton

Which one is the evil one?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if kate upton is evil then i am down with evil

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i'm letting kate hide in my attic. don't tell my mom

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