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Neddy Seagoon posted:What I can't parse is why does the peepshow pooper lock from the outside? That part seems to cinch that it's some kinda sex thing. Play out some kind of lock-up fetish without having to worry about bathroom breaks that also lets the lockee have access to fresh water.
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Perestroika posted:That part seems to cinch that it's some kinda sex thing. Play out some kind of lock-up fetish without having to worry about bathroom breaks that also lets the lockee have access to fresh water. We paid Savannah to drink a full milkshake, with ice cream on top and locked her inside afterwards. She's very lactose intolerant. Let's gather around and watch.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:peepshow pooper Tautology, as all shitters have a peephole.  (And are latched on the outside.) e: Obligatory Fingerborg (for ants) 
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/902-14th-Ave-SW-Rochester-MN-55902/91456791_zpid/ "You need access to an egress window in case of emergency for your basement to be up to code." "Sooo... what if we just slap a ladder at the bottom of the staircase up to the only window down there and call it a day?"  "As long as you promise the ladder stays there at all times blocking half the landing to your staircase." "Pinky swear promise!" (Much later): "Honey, it's time to take real estate photos, go get the ladder from out in the tool shed so we don't get in trouble!" *Ladder slips and falls down on the smooth marble floor 12 times while trying to get it to stay standing up*
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And everyone laughed at grover for just putting the window lower smdh
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Neddy Seagoon posted:What I can't parse is why does the peepshow pooper lock from the outside? It could be that it unlocks from the outside. Lots of bathrooms have that. A simple knob lock on the inside, but with key access outside for emergencies.
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https://redf.in/JYuBkc If you think you found the murder room, you'll realize the entire place is Oops! All Murder Rooms.
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Metaline posted:https://redf.in/JYuBkc
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Metaline posted:https://redf.in/JYuBkc Each one feels like a different flavour of psychotic serial killer's prisoner. Come for "All women are whores" in the side-room, stay for "My mother never loved me and you look like her" in the second bedroom, and don't forget to check out "She was nice and polite and I took it as genuine interest" in the attic. Guess how many dead sex workers are buried on the property, the answer may surprise you!!
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Metaline posted:https://redf.in/JYuBkc Barbarian basement: the house
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I like that even the description says your best bet is to just level everything and build what you want there instead. 200k for 1.5 acres, huh? Jeez
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Metaline posted:https://redf.in/JYuBkc I think pink room is Manifesto/diary room.
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Kit Walker posted:I like that even the description says your best bet is to just level everything and build what you want there instead. 200k for 1.5 acres, huh? Jeez It's Southern Ontario. Real estate is inSANE here. That's not bad at all, even for a plot an hour away from Ottawa. Figure in all that potentially reusable wood (lol) and it's practically a steal!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Guess how many dead sex workers are buried on the property, the answer may surprise you!! the only answer that would surprise me is zero
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Y'all are being really weird. The barns look like they're about to fall down but the house just looks like an old farmhouse that wasn't ever refurbished on the inside after 1950 or so.
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I kinda love how the barn's just spilling over with chopped flammable wood, as if the owner begs to claim its insurance value in the night with an axe
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Y'all are being really weird. Who ever heard of goons being weird?
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Kit Walker posted:I like that even the description says your best bet is to just level everything and build what you want there instead. 200k for 1.5 acres, huh? Jeez That's Canadian money though. In Ameribucks it comes out to about $146,216. Montague Tigg posted:the only answer that would surprise me is zero Surprise! The bodies are actually in the convenient nearby bog. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_and_Plantagenet 
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I think it's the lack of windows, which is expected given the age
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2 of the windows being covered with pink insulation tells a story. The story is that you're going to be cold in winter.
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CJacobs posted:I kinda love how the barn's just spilling over with chopped flammable wood, as if the owner begs to claim its insurance value in the night with an axe I mean it’s basically just a wood crib. Perfectly normal usage. What’s more unhinged is that the realtor climbed up onto the loving rafters of a barn listing at that angle to take pictures of the early 1900’s literal trash stored up there. At least it’s only $146k USD when converted. A bargain!!
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Y'all are being really weird. The barns look like they're about to fall down but the house just looks like an old farmhouse that wasn't ever refurbished on the inside after 1950 or so. The barn's fine, just straighten it out. The only thing about that listing I find weird is the chimney placement and the lack of a hedge - but maybe hedges aren't a thing whereverthefuck that is.
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Twenty Four posted:The listing says: lol @ the idea of flooring attics in prairie climates. I have 3 literal feet of blown insulation in my attic because it gets so cold here for 6 months of the year. There’s no earthly way to contain that and also place boards over top hahaha
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madmatt112 posted:lol @ the idea of flooring attics in prairie climates. I have 3 literal feet of blown insulation in my attic because it gets so cold here for 6 months of the year. There’s no earthly way to contain that and also place boards over top hahaha So, how cold does it get? I live in Finland and my attic has a floor.
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On the plains it can often get to -23C, or sometimes below for brief periods.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:So, how cold does it get? I live in Finland and my attic has a floor. I'm in Edmonton. It gets down to -40 C for a few weeks most years. Otherwise we're between -20 and -35 for a big chunk of the winter. p gosh darn cold
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Alternately, "does your attic have a floor?" "i am insulated" 
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:On the plains it can often get to -23C, or sometimes below for brief periods. Isn't that the sort of weather where you're just meant to head to the nearest cave and hibernate till summer?
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Consulted Wikipedia, and the average daily low for Helsinki is single digit negatives in January. But the record low is -51 in Kittlia, from 1999. Finland is evidently a land of contrasts??
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Consulted Wikipedia, and the average daily low for Helsinki is single digit negatives in January. But the record low is -51 in Kittlia, from 1999. Finland is evidently a land of contrasts?? Neither are in Finland so 
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dr_rat posted:Isn't that the sort of weather where you're just meant to head to the nearest cave and hibernate till summer?
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The market is actually very good right now if you're looking for reasonably priced trapped souls.
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That's not a trapped soul, it's just sentient black mold.
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By popular demand posted:Do you renounce Lapland? And apparently also the nation's capital. I assume it's a joke I'm too anglo to understand.
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Look at this adorable little house! From the floorplan, it's not actually as tiny as it looks from the outside, maybe not a family home, but fine for one or two people.   But it's actually completely insane    https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/end-of-terrace-house-62-st-kevins-square-off-friars-street-cork-city-co-cork/5309749 edit: why are there so many little stoves ???
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It's like someone saw a cobblestone house in minecraft and thought "I wish my house also only had one texture" also is there not any sort of shower or bath?
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Pookah posted:Look at this adorable little house! I'm honestly impressed they got a second story with two bedrooms into this space. 
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Pookah posted:Look at this adorable little house! Buildings from before central heating, that couldn't be updated (no space, in this one), have fancy space-heaters so you can pretend you aren't freezing solid at night. (I'm a HUGE fan of central heating, obviously.)
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OwlFancier posted:It's like someone saw a cobblestone house in minecraft and thought "I wish my house also only had one texture" I found it :  (There might be one in the corner of the bathroom off the kitchen, jusut to the left of the door, but it would have to be absolutely tiny to fit) Also I do not understand where the bedroom floor is, there just isn't room
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