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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVk6jv-I7XY

bow wow wow
bow wow wow

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Sir Tonk posted:

why is his lightsaber so short?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

that's better.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://x.com/rollingstone/status/1786512032616927494?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

Hahahahahaha

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

"disgusted"

Also does he even know who she is?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
he could shoot a dog on 5th avenue and still get elected

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I like that he probably just thought it was gross

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Ew animals and blood, gross

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Trump: “Like, a dog?!”

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Crazypoops posted:

I like that he probably just thought it was gross

to be fair it is pretty gross, "Hang on I just need to launch a projectile into this dog's body, **whunk**"

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

On-call rotation is finally over. If your poo poo breaks good luck. Just gonna be pondering some orbs over here.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

he understands what people want. and he's right. we don't like people that kill dogs. that's why im voting Trump

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




like a dog

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

it's so funny that they almost certainly invented that story because they somehow thought it made her look better

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Buddykins I know you want to think of me as a big swaggering cowboy, gruff and abrasive but at heart kind and fatherly, but the truth is I am absolutely not a gun person.

Of course, I will not be caught out of the house without my nunchucks (more properly, nunchaku)

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Fuckt Tupp posted:

he could shoot a dog on 5th avenue and still get elected

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

*overseas checking in*
*looks at the news about some chud governor shooting dog*
"heh, those chuds. they are at it again."

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Those chuds...I hate them. Somebody should make this place chud free.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
the biggest mistake the IRA ever made was the time they bombed a horse instead of a person

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

a.lo posted:

*overseas checking in*
*looks at the news about some chud governor shooting dog*
"heh, those chuds. they are at it again."

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Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

she misunderstood why people love cops

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
siri how do I say "k̄hxng"

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I gotta say Bobby Jindal flaming out by walking 15 feet towards a camera is, in terms of caloric expenditure, more impressive than shooting a dog

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

emfive posted:

I gotta say Bobby Jindal flaming out by walking 15 feet towards a camera is, in terms of caloric expenditure, more impressive than shooting a dog

what about trying to take a sip from a water bottle normally

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

did seperithoht do this

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
playing video games where you gotta kill dogs

every final fantasy game
maybe metal gear
old world of tanks
i dunno tmnt?

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Joementum posted:

what about trying to take a sip from a water bottle normally

yea definitely in the same class

in either case a lot more efficient than "I need to go shoot this dog in a pit, I'll be right back, make sure those horses don't go anywhere, and call that writer guy"

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Third World Reagan posted:

playing video games where you gotta kill dogs

every final fantasy game
maybe metal gear
old world of tanks
i dunno tmnt?

you hit them with a baseball bat in Earthbound but that just ‘turns them back to normal’

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Third World Reagan posted:

playing video games where you gotta kill dogs

every final fantasy game
maybe metal gear
old world of tanks
i dunno tmnt?

duck hunt by knoemi games

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Joementum posted:

what about trying to take a sip from a water bottle normally

IT'S RUBIO!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeKhalilTV/status/1786885111633338577

If Marge breaks with Trump I believe lots of chuds go with her

Naw, the chuds have been "betrayed" constantly by Trump and they don't give a poo poo, at most they get mad and fume for a few days but they always come crawling back.

Like Trump has repeatedly called Republican leadership losers over the last decade and they still back him every time.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Zokari posted:

it's so funny that they almost certainly invented that story because they somehow thought it made her look better

she looks like exactly the sort of lady who kills puppies lol

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I own multiple guns, as any good communist should

My anaconda don't want none unless you got guns hon

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

evilmiera posted:

Naw, the chuds have been "betrayed" constantly by Trump and they don't give a poo poo, at most they get mad and fume for a few days but they always come crawling back.

Like Trump has repeatedly called Republican leadership losers over the last decade and they still back him every time.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

he’s the king of PR baby

LIKE A DOG

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp
voters don’t usually like politicians who kill dogs.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




whenever i see senior trump campaign official or whatever, i think it says señor trump campaign etc etc
dios mio

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Vim Fuego posted:

voters don’t usually like politicians who kill dogs.

more and more people are saying this.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

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