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Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

lol its supposed to be 90 on monday

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Scarabrae posted:

lol its supposed to be 90 on monday

This is normal

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

VectorSigma posted:

cat 8 strips electrons from lighter elements
cat 9 induces nuclear fusion
cat 10 causes gamma ray bursts

Cat 10 initiates false vacuum decay

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

SirPablo posted:

Why, cat5 is going to obliterate everything as it is. What does having another higher category do besides juice ratings (and maybe have unintended consequence that people take cat5 less seriously)?

In a cat 6 your insurance company is allowed to harvest your organs for use in people who don't live in The Death Zone

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


spaceblancmange posted:

there should be ratings for nice weather

We do!

Scarabrae posted:

lol its supposed to be 90 on monday

See, Monday is going to be great! A-!!!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

VectorSigma posted:

cat 8 strips electrons from lighter elements
cat 9 induces nuclear fusion
cat 10 causes gamma ray bursts

Cat 10 scoops you up into the sky and beams you to the alien planet where the people of MH730 welcome you

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



cat 11 is just a singularity

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

VectorSigma posted:

cat 11 is just a singularity

salamander sex

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

spaceblancmange posted:

there should be ratings for nice weather

Dog 1 - A sorta reasonable weather'd day, sometimes a bit cloudy, wind can be a bit chilly occasionally.
Dog 2 - A reasonable weather'd day
Dog 3 - Pretty nice weather all round, not a cloud in the sky
Dog 4 - Almost perfect weather, warm and relaxing with a slight relaxing breeze
Dog 5 - Perfect weather, just go outside and enjoy it already! There's also like five puppies outside to play with.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Scarabrae posted:

lol its supposed to be 90 on monday

It’s supposed to be 90 degrees tomorrow. Half a million people still don’t have power.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
please stop

i'm allergic to cats

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I'm glad to live in a place with no weather.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Nenonen posted:

I'm glad to live in a place with no weather.

Space still has space weather. We've been through this :colbert:

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Light proton flux this morning will give way to scattered X-Flares during the afternoon commute. Some may severe, with dangerous X-Rays and EMF blackouts.

Remember: Stay Inside, Don't Get Fried

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


dr_rat posted:

Dog 1 - A sorta reasonable weather'd day, sometimes a bit cloudy, wind can be a bit chilly occasionally.
Dog 2 - A reasonable weather'd day
Dog 3 - Pretty nice weather all round, not a cloud in the sky
Dog 4 - Almost perfect weather, warm and relaxing with a slight relaxing breeze
Dog 5 - Perfect weather, just go outside and enjoy it already! There's also like five puppies outside to play with.

Playtime's over

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Playtime's over


But who'll play with the puppies. :(

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



Unless posted:

TIL

NWS has a new experimental index called the Red Flag Threat Index



RFTI combines the quartile of different relative humidity values at 2m and 6m averaged over the last ten years



it’s gonna be between 4 and 6 early next week

bonus is that power lines were found to be the root cause in Texas’ largest wildfire in history*

https://www.texastribune.org/2024/05/01/texas-panhandle-wildfires-report/

*smallest wildfire this year

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Mildly Critical

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Oh good, it's only historically critical today. So glad it's only gonna affect all those long dead people!

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjPkRQbKeO4

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


OKwx lit atm

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
Reed Timmer put himself into a bad situation tonight and had to drive into a ditch to tank a tornado with his windshield. Someday his luck is gonna run out, but at least we got some great content

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

FistEnergy posted:

Reed Timmer put himself into a bad situation tonight and had to drive into a ditch to tank a tornado with his windshield. Someday his luck is gonna run out, but at least we got some great content

And the whole time they had windows down because the computer that controls everything froze and they have no way to roll them up manually

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

how long until Reed tries to turn a cybertruck into Dominator V: The Final Frontier

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Traxis posted:

And the whole time they had windows down because the computer that controls everything froze and they have no way to roll them up manually

would you say that their windows crashed?

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


KFOR if you like watching this live.
insane tornado, live feed on it, night vision.

https://kfor.com/weather/severe-storms-possible-sunday-evening-heres-the-latest-timeline/

Live if you're a wx nerd.

edit: i realize "like" is carrying a lot of weight. this couplet was/is going straight yinyang.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop

silicone thrills posted:

would you say that their windows crashed?

Good thing Jesus saved his work.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Traxis posted:

And the whole time they had windows down because the computer that controls everything froze and they have no way to roll them up manually

wow I didn't know Reed was rocking a cybertruck now

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022

FistEnergy posted:

wow I didn't know Reed was rocking a cybertruck now

wow, people now say this about cybertrucks specifically instead of teslas in general like they used to. marketing successful

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022
does it count as climate change collapse acceleration when the weather kills iran's president in the middle of a huge conflict?

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

that storm over okc tonight put on one of the wildest lightning displays i’ve ever seen. the whole sky was a continuous strobe and rumble as it passed to the north. really incredible.

e: here’s a streamable clip from my driveway

https://streamable.com/0a5qbu

Space Jam has issued a correction as of 09:20 on May 20, 2024

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Scarabrae posted:

so uhh realistically how long will it take to get those main transmission towers back up, because it looks real bad lol

I'm also interested in this if anyone has any idea

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
never probably

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

FistEnergy posted:

wow I didn't know Reed was rocking a cybertruck now

If the thing was in any way functional, it would be a good storm chasing vehicle since its just so goddamn heavy and has overbuilt steel sides and poo poo, while being lower to the ground than other trucks.

to bad its piece of garbage that can't stay functional or get too wet.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
today is gonna be a day



Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate




Is this good?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

RandomBlue posted:

today is gonna be a day

for corn

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


go woke go b-*SIGNAL LOST*

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

RandomBlue posted:

today is gonna be a day





Wisconsin knows what it did

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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


wasconsin

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