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NO WAR BUT BIRDWAR First up, the Dirty Birds host the other Dirty Birds. The Bland vs TheBlaze. A rematch of Week 6 where the Seahawks won a squeaker at home thanks to a no call on a blatant penalty. Now the Seahawks are without Earl Thomas, and on the road where they suck and blow and nearly came back from a 20 point hole in the playoffs in 2012. The Falcons are the most boring team to ever score 540 points on your asses, and caring about what kind of glove Matt Ryan is wearing is all we've got for you. Oh, and he's going to throw for 400 yards and 5 TD's. --------------------------------------------------- PATRIOTS WAY... AHEAD Tonight the Patriots face off against the most Patriots way infested team in football, as two dozen cuts to JJ Watt lifting weights and looking pensive will fill this game. The Texans lost 27-0 to the Jacoby Brissett led Patriots in week 3, which granted came about due to two kickoff fumble turnovers, but still man, this is probably not going to be a very good game. This was also JJ Watt's last game, something I'm sure will only be mentioned a few times during the game. The spread is big and dumb for this game though, and there's still a chance the Texans win, they just need Brock to play well, the Patriots to make a handful of turnovers and I dunno, that would probably do it I guess.
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Reminder that Tom Brady would have to throw 35 consecutive interceptions to get his season passer rating to Brock's level
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Jan 14, 2017 21:53
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Jan 14, 2017 21:55
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go seattle
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Jan 14, 2017 21:57
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Break my heart again Atlanta, let's get this over with.
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Jan 14, 2017 21:59
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OP is wrong as heck. Go hawk birds.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:00
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Preview of the Falcons game.  That's an Osprey getting eaten.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:01
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go a red/black bird, not a blue/green bird
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Jan 14, 2017 22:02
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GO HAWKS HAWKS
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Jan 14, 2017 22:02
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I'm still not sure whether the Steve Smith conflict mediation ad is supposed to be funny or not.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:03
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gently caress Bird Teams Go Bird Teams
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Jan 14, 2017 22:05
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Fuuuuuuuck Seattle.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:10
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pro starcraft loser posted:Fuuuuuuuck Seattle. no, gently caress you
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Jan 14, 2017 22:10
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The NFL Network guys are praying for Houston on live television.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:13
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brock GOATweiler will win
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Jan 14, 2017 22:14
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Bad Moon posted:gently caress Bird Teams Go Bird Teams  that poo poo, please.Go a Falcon...I want to see Ryan etc. style all over the Seahawks.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:18
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MalarkeyToboggan posted:The NFL Network guys are praying for Houston on live television. It's customary to give a prayer for those who will die soon.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:18
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go texans gently caress a patriot specifically, clowney fuckin up brady 
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Jan 14, 2017 22:18
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FizFashizzle posted:go seattle  I almost want the Falcons to win the Super Bowl.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:19
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I'm ready for the comedy outcome tonight
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Jan 14, 2017 22:19
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Did you know Russell Wilson is short? Go Hawks
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Jan 14, 2017 22:19
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Imagine waking up and being Jay Glazer and being like, "yeah, I am acceptable."
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fsif posted:Imagine waking up and being Jay Glazer and being like, "yeah, I am acceptable." I mean he could be Jason LaCanfora, that'd be way worse.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:20
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Mcqueen posted:Did you know Russell Wilson is short? He played baseball which helps him when
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Jan 14, 2017 22:20
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Let's go Seahawks!
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Jan 14, 2017 22:21
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This bandwagon thing is painfully unfunny
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Jan 14, 2017 22:21
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I can't believe how funny that wasn't.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:22
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Bandwagon.net goes to a 500 error Nice work everyone
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Jan 14, 2017 22:22
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escalator incident posted:This bandwagon thing is painfully unfunny None of the hosts even pretended to like it. Lmao
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Jan 14, 2017 22:22
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Bad Moon posted:gently caress Bird Teams Go Bird Teams
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Jan 14, 2017 22:23
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Rasta_Al posted:None of the hosts even pretended to like it. Lmao The real punchline is Rob Riggle's life
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Jan 14, 2017 22:24
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If the Texans win, I will host a party. You are all invited.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:24
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Zoran posted:I can't believe how funny that wasn't. Riggle is the least funny person on the planet, he can't even make anti-jokes he just sucks gently caress him for stealing norms chicken commercials
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Jan 14, 2017 22:25
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Sweeper posted:Riggle is the least funny person on the planet, he can't even make anti-jokes he just sucks gently caress him for stealing norms chicken commercials That's him? I thought the joke was they'd keep changing the actor and pretending it's the real colonel still.
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Jan 14, 2017 22:27
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Kalli posted:I mean he could be Jason LaCanfora, that'd be way worse. at least glazer has mma training fwiw
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Jan 14, 2017 22:28
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nice instrumental!
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Jan 14, 2017 22:29
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Saw on twitter that Future is on the sidelines lol
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Jan 14, 2017 22:29
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matt ryan with blonde hair for no reason
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Jan 14, 2017 22:29
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Special at what?
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Go blueburds, gently caress a redbird
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