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NO WAR BUT BIRDWAR First up, the Dirty Birds host the other Dirty Birds. The Bland vs TheBlaze. A rematch of Week 6 where the Seahawks won a squeaker at home thanks to a no call on a blatant penalty. Now the Seahawks are without Earl Thomas, and on the road where they suck and blow and nearly came back from a 20 point hole in the playoffs in 2012. The Falcons are the most boring team to ever score 540 points on your asses, and caring about what kind of glove Matt Ryan is wearing is all we've got for you. Oh, and he's going to throw for 400 yards and 5 TD's. --------------------------------------------------- PATRIOTS WAY... AHEAD Tonight the Patriots face off against the most Patriots way infested team in football, as two dozen cuts to JJ Watt lifting weights and looking pensive will fill this game. The Texans lost 27-0 to the Jacoby Brissett led Patriots in week 3, which granted came about due to two kickoff fumble turnovers, but still man, this is probably not going to be a very good game. This was also JJ Watt's last game, something I'm sure will only be mentioned a few times during the game. The spread is big and dumb for this game though, and there's still a chance the Texans win, they just need Brock to play well, the Patriots to make a handful of turnovers and I dunno, that would probably do it I guess.
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Reminder that Tom Brady would have to throw 35 consecutive interceptions to get his season passer rating to Brock's level
Fate Accomplice fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jan 14, 2017 |
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SEA
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go seattle
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Break my heart again Atlanta, let's get this over with.
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OP is wrong as heck. Go hawk birds.
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Preview of the Falcons game. ![]() That's an Osprey getting eaten.
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go a red/black bird, not a blue/green bird
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GO HAWKS HAWKS
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I'm still not sure whether the Steve Smith conflict mediation ad is supposed to be funny or not.
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gently caress Bird Teams Go Bird Teams![]()
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Fuuuuuuuck Seattle.
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pro starcraft loser posted:Fuuuuuuuck Seattle. no, gently caress you
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The NFL Network guys are praying for Houston on live television.
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brock GOATweiler will win
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Bad Moon posted:gently caress Bird Teams Go Bird Teams ![]() Go a Falcon...I want to see Ryan etc. style all over the Seahawks.
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MalarkeyToboggan posted:The NFL Network guys are praying for Houston on live television. It's customary to give a prayer for those who will die soon.
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go texans gently caress a patriot specifically, clowney fuckin up brady ![]()
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FizFashizzle posted:go seattle ![]()
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I'm ready for the comedy outcome tonight
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Did you know Russell Wilson is short? Go Hawks
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Imagine waking up and being Jay Glazer and being like, "yeah, I am acceptable."
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fsif posted:Imagine waking up and being Jay Glazer and being like, "yeah, I am acceptable." I mean he could be Jason LaCanfora, that'd be way worse.
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Mcqueen posted:Did you know Russell Wilson is short? He played baseball which helps him when
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Let's go Seahawks! ![]()
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This bandwagon thing is painfully unfunny
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I can't believe how funny that wasn't.
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Bandwagon.net goes to a 500 error Nice work everyone
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escalator incident posted:This bandwagon thing is painfully unfunny None of the hosts even pretended to like it. Lmao
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Bad Moon posted:gently caress Bird Teams Go Bird Teams ![]()
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Rasta_Al posted:None of the hosts even pretended to like it. Lmao The real punchline is Rob Riggle's life
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If the Texans win, I will host a party. You are all invited.
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Zoran posted:I can't believe how funny that wasn't. Riggle is the least funny person on the planet, he can't even make anti-jokes he just sucks gently caress him for stealing norms chicken commercials
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Sweeper posted:Riggle is the least funny person on the planet, he can't even make anti-jokes he just sucks gently caress him for stealing norms chicken commercials That's him? I thought the joke was they'd keep changing the actor and pretending it's the real colonel still.
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Kalli posted:I mean he could be Jason LaCanfora, that'd be way worse. at least glazer has mma training fwiw
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nice instrumental!
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Saw on twitter that Future is on the sidelines lol
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matt ryan with blonde hair for no reason
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Special at what?
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 01:26 |
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Go blueburds, gently caress a redbird ![]()
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