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Dimebags Brain posted:I know it's Miz and Morrison so who cares but didn't they just become the new Tag Champs yesterday? Why are they jobbing 24 hours later? "Because they're the champs and they can take the loss. They look strong by virtue of being champions" is pretty much appears to be Vince-logic. God forbid we have a non-World Champion look strong for a change.
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I'm impressed either show had enough tag teams to do an elimination chamber. Granted, one of them is the lucha house party but still. Ziggler and Roode are 100% winning this aren't they? Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Feb 29, 2020 |
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I don't know why WWE is so determined to keep their trope of "Champion loses match to set up title match" but at least they "got rid of" automatic re-matches. Why are there so many non-title matches in the WWE anyway with a roster of 300. When will Vince get scared and use the AEW ranking system before deleting it again two weeks later like he did the last three ranking systems
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I'm still amazed that they instituted the SMACKDOWN TOP 10 purely to run a lovely Orton/Roode/Jinder feud
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Rarity posted:I'm still amazed that they instituted the SMACKDOWN TOP 10 purely to run a lovely Orton/Roode/Jinder feud If only the top 10 was a power ranking and not the locker room voting which makes it a super catty popularity contest.
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The other thing about the Cena/Wyatt thing is tha-dsriggs posted:Jack Gallagher has shown up on 205 Live with the worst tattoos in recorded history Wait... what was I saying? I... what? WHAT!?!
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He was a tremendous wrestler and now he’s a tremendous dipshit.
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So EC is going to have a women's and a tag team chamber match and that's it? Goddamn that show is gonna be dire.
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GJ: drat ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Vincent Kennedy McMahon! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this old mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now, a nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff or part of McMahon, even any scantling of your soul is McMahon no more, but is now itself the sea! VKM: Alright, have it your way. You can do flips on 205 Live.
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Incessant Excess posted:So EC is going to have a women's and a tag team chamber match and that's it? Goddamn that show is gonna be dire. Sheamus announced last week he's going to be in the smackdown men's elimination chamber. *Camera cut to him standing in a pod alone.*
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Sydney Bottocks posted:GJ: drat ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Vincent Kennedy McMahon! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this old mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now, a nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff or part of McMahon, even any scantling of your soul is McMahon no more, but is now itself the sea! Vince wishes he had a promo as good as Willem
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Vince wishes he had a promo as good as Willem Nah, not enough references to the WWE Universe for Vince's liking 
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It's just such a loving stark contrast when AEW has spent months building up their marquee matches with the faces having to fight their way towards their goals and here comes the fed where one guy gets a title shot because he wants one I guess? Also the biggest supposed babyface of the past two decades is gonna fight a spooky clown and be revealed as a hypocrite or not fight a spooky clown and be revealed as a liar and a coward. Riveting stuff.
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Blaise330 posted:Sheamus announced last week he's going to be in the smackdown men's elimination chamber. Elimination Chamber for your choice of a title shot at: The US title, the IC title, the 24/7 title and uhhh the North American NXT title?
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Taking a wrestlemania spot after doing a speech about not deserving one because "the boys and girls in the locker room worked too drat hard all year" is so... Like just don't even do the speech, talk about having your cake and eating it too.
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Spiderdrake posted:Is that better or worse than it being for like, one of the third string titles? The fact you put the 24/7 title in that group speaks volumes. At least the US title is a bit rehabbed although now its on a guy who pissed hot and had to miss 30 days while they replaced him with a doppelganger just cause they're both the same race.
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Wrestling is like poetry it rhymes when it comes to new blood vs 90s stars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfp0NLNn3oI
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Sydney Bottocks posted:GJ: drat ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Vincent Kennedy McMahon! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this old mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now, a nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff or part of McMahon, even any scantling of your soul is McMahon no more, but is now itself the sea! If I had a steakwrap... I'd gently caress it
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Cerebral Bore posted:It's just such a loving stark contrast when AEW has spent months building up their marquee matches with the faces having to fight their way towards their goals and here comes the fed where one guy gets a title shot because he wants one I guess? Also the biggest supposed babyface of the past two decades is gonna fight a spooky clown and be revealed as a hypocrite or not fight a spooky clown and be revealed as a liar and a coward. they book for people who might watch the product once a year
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hadji murad posted:they book for people who might watch the product once a year Well, they book for Vince so I guess you're technically not wrong here.
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Happy (Not-Lethal) Leap Year! Extra day of this thread.
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Tag champs being pinned clean to build to a chamber match that the team that pinned them was already part of is something else. I guess Miz and Morrison retain at EC and then it's them vs the Usos at Mania? That's the only way I can make sense of it at least.
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I regret to inform everyone that Baron Corbin did a good thing https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/1233540780058435585
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Dimebags Brain posted:I know it's Miz and Morrison so who cares but didn't they just become the new Tag Champs yesterday? Why are they jobbing 24 hours later? https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1233601291991076869 In case it's deleted: 
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I still enjoy WWE wrestlers making GBS threads on the product no matter how often it happens
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How long is it before WM? Maybe Cena can explain his actions and there can be some build up for his potential match with Wyatt.
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Cena: i know i promised the locker room i wouldn't take a mania slot from them, so the fiend and I will face..... on the preshow........... in the armbar
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Cena: I don't want you to be disappointed that it's not me challenging Goldberg, so I'll pretend it would be no match at all if it weren't for the Fiend.
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dsriggs posted:Jack Gallagher has shown up on 205 Live with the worst tattoos in recorded history Lmao drat man
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SD: 2.716 million and .8 in the 18-49 demo I won't be that surprised if they keep the title on Goldberg
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dsriggs posted:Jack Gallagher has shown up on 205 Live with the worst tattoos in recorded history They look pretty well done, just placed such that they do nothing but flatten out his physique.
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fatherofmustard posted:SD: 2.716 million and .8 in the 18-49 demo Show sold out too, might have to put IC title on cena
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Endless Mike posted:They look pretty well done, just placed such that they do nothing but flatten out his physique. next up, tony nese tattoos his abs
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Blaise330 posted:Show sold out too, might have to put IC title on cena Screw that, Cena should win the WWE title. WM can end with him and Goldberg celebrating as champs like Eddie and Benoit.
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Goldberg, still a draw Suck it angry WWE fans But seriously I can't imagine giving a poo poo about the current WWE product enough to get mad at the 2043th stupid booking decision in a calendar year
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dsriggs posted:Jack Gallagher has shown up on 205 Live with the worst tattoos in recorded history Brylcreem Creatine And a bag of Charlie Sheen
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Gillberg had his final match of his career 1 day after goldberg won the title. Life is funny sometimes.
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Southpaw Regional Wrestling is returning later this year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63WvaM7E0u4
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DarkstarIV posted:Southpaw Regional Wrestling is returning later this year. Oh cool, something else for WWE to ruin.
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Lumbermouth posted:Brylcreem Never fight a man with a bad tattoo?
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