• We learned a "fist fight" match is one where the opposing team can't continue. You don't have to hit anybody with your fist.
  
• Mojo Rawley has seemingly shifted the 24/7 Title to a title only defended in-ring now.
  
• After beating Rey Mysterio in a ladder match to retain his US Title, it was revealed Andrade had failed a wellness test. His 30 day suspension was covered up by an injury angle when he was assaulted by Humberto Carrillo.
  
• Rusev has lost every match he has had with Bobby Lashley.
  
• Apparently manager character Robert Stone in NXT is intended as a parody of AEW owner Tony Khan
  
• Rocky Johnson, WWE Hall of Famer and the father of The Rock died.
  
• Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy defeated The Viking Raiders to become the new Raw Tag Team Champions.
  
• Keith Lee won the NXT North American Championship from Roderick Strong.
  
• NXT has lost every head-to-head showdown with AEW this month.
  
• NXT and NXT UK's Worlds Collide show was excellent and enjoyed by everybody who watched it.
  
• Mandy Rose came to greatly appreciate Otis and agreed to go on a Valentine's Date with him in February.
  
• Drew McIntyre and Charlotte Flair won the Men's and Women's Royal Rumble matches respectively. Drew has already challenged Brock Lesnar, who he eliminated from the Rumble after Brock had torn through nearly half the entrants with laughable ease by himself.
  
• Smackdown Women's Champion Bayley defeated Lacey Evans after a long month of baffling face/heel dynamics and ended the month being beaten down by the returning Naomi.
  
• Raw Women's Champion Becky Lynch defeated Asuka who had spent the month gleefully trolling her with the aid of Kairi Sane.
  
• WWE Champion Bray Wyatt defeated Daniel Bryan, and we learned Bryan's wife (as well as her twin sister/his sister-in-law) are now pregnant in real life.
  
• Edge returned at the Royal Rumble as an active competitor, but was assaulted by close friend Randy Orton on Raw the next night.
  
• Samoa Joe has suffered a concussion and is currently out of action.
  
• The "Broserweights" of Matt Riddle and Pete Dunne won the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic.
  
• Roman Reigns finally got revenge for being covered in dogfood by Baron Corbin by covering Baron Corbin in dogfood, after Corbin lost a "loser eats dogfood" match and Michael Cole excitedly reminded everybody for two hours that the loser would eat dogfood. Corbin didn't eat dogfood.
  
• Semi(?)-retired WWE wrestler John Cena is playing the main villain of the latest Fast and Furious movie, which just released a trailer.
  
• WWE abruptly fired Co-Presidents George Barrios and Michelle Wilson which sent the stockprice tumbling. There are claims they were fired to try and set up an scapegoat in advance for a supposedly bad quarterly financial report, while WWE claims it was a difference in creative vision. This leaves the company with new Presidents being put in place a week before Vince McMahon is supposed to be putting most of his focus onto the disaster that will be the relaunched XFL.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• The show opened with Roman Reigns saying,"I'm next" to Goldberg who wanted a challenge for the Universal Championship.
  
• Video clips of major moments in John Cena's career aired throughout the episode.
  
• Bayley announced the return of Sasha Banks, who got a huge pop in her hometown. Sasha is a heel.
  
• Bayley vs. Naomi ended by DQ when Sasha Banks attacked Naomi, Lacey Evans ran down to save Naomi from a beatdown.
  
• Naomi and Lacey Evans defeated Bayley and Sasha in a tag match. Naomi got the pin on Bayley as she was trying to save Sasha from a beating at ringside.
  
• Bobby Roode defeated Kofi Kingston in a singles match. Happy Black History month.
  
• Intercontinental Champion Braun Strowman signed a contract for a handicap match against Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro, after Sami "spun" Braun's statement of,"I don't care if I have to fight all three of you at once." All three then beat the poo poo out of Braun after he threatened to attack them before the PPV.
  
• Goldberg vs. Roman Reigns for the Universal Championship was made official for Wrestlemania.
  
• Daniel Bryan defeated Curtis Axel in a singles match after Axel didn't adequately follow Drew Gulak's advice.
  
• The Usos defeated The Miz and Morrison in a tag match.
  
• The Smackdown tag titles will be defended in an Elimination Chamber match in the PPV of the same name.
  
• John Cena came out to a giant pop and cut a promo about how he wouldn't be at Wrestlemania this year since that would be taking a spot from a regular member of the roster.
  
• The lights went out as Cena was leaving, and came back on to reveal The Fiend Bray Wyatt standing behind him. Bray POINTS TO SIGN and Cena nodded and did the You Can't See Me Gesture.
  
• The lights went out again and Bray's laughter ended the show.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• The OC (Gallows and Anderson) defeated The War Raiders in a tag match.
  
• The Undertaker won a Gauntlet Match for the Tuwaiq Trophy. Match order was: R-Truth beat Lashley. R-Truth beat Andrade. R-Truth beat Erick Rowan. AJ Styles beat R-Truth. Undertaker beat AJ.
  
• The Miz and John Morrison defeated The New Day (C) to become the new Smackdown Tag Team Champions.
  
• Angel Garza defeated Humberto Carrillo in a singles match.
  
• Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy (C) defeated The Street Profits to retain the Raw Tag Team Titles.
  
• Mansoor defeated Dolph Ziggler in a singles match.
  
• Brock Lesnar (C) defeated Ricochet with laughable ease in a 1 minute squash to effortlessly retain the WWE Championship.
  
• Roman Reigns defeated Baron Corbin in a steel cage match.
  
• Bayley (C) defeated Naomi to retain the Smackdown Women's Championship.
  
• Bill Goldberg defeated The Fiend Bray Wyatt (C) to become the new Universal Champion.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Cameron Grimes defeated Dominik Dijakovic in a singles match after Damian Priest attacked Dijakovic from behind.
  
• Finn Balor got into a fight with members of Imperium, in what looks like a set-up for Balor vs. WALTER.
  
• A weird military themed video package for a new unnamed wrestler aired.
  
• Xia Li defeated Mia Yim in a singles match after distraction by Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzalez. Gonzalez beat up Mia and Xia post-match.
  
• Velveteen Dream did a promo about wanting a Steel Cage match against Roderick Strong. Obviously WWE isn't shook by AEW at all!
  
• Tomasso Ciampa defeated Austin Theory in a singles match, then brawled with Johnny Gargano post-match.
  
• Killian Dain defeated Bronson Reed in a singles match.
  
• Grizzled Young Veterans defeated The Forgotten Sons in a tag match.
  
• Dakota Kai will face Tegan Nox in a steel cage match in next week's main event. Seriously, WWE isn't shook by AEW at all!
  
• Charlotte Flair defeated Bianca Belair in a singles match main event. NXT Women's Champion Rhea Ripley ran out to stop Charlotte using a chair on Bianca as the show went off the air.
  
• Show Discussion starts here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Kevin Owens interrupted a Randy Orton promo and challenged him to a fight.
  
• Angel Garza defeated Humberto Carrillo in a singles match.
  
• Ricochet defeated Luke Gallows in a singles match.
  
• AJ Styles, upset about Ricochet, attacked Aleister Black backstage.
  
• Paul Heyman did a promo with Brock Lesnar in the ring, then they both left.
  
• Aleister Black defeated Erick Rowan clean once again despite constantly selling the earlier AJ beatdown.
  
• Drew McIntyre had a sitdown interview about his career.
  
• Bobby Lashley defeated R-Truth in a singles match.
  
• A couple of matches were advertised for next week
  
• The Elimination Chamber women’s contract signing descended into chaos, culminating in Becky Lynch brawling with Shayna Baszler. This was largely a very good segment aided by a hot crowd and an awesome Asuka spitting mad poo poo at everybody.
  
• Angelo Dawkins defeated Buddy Murphy by DQ in less than a minute after Seth Rollins interfered.
  
• Seth Rollins defeated Montez Ford in a singles match. Ford put up a good effort.
  
• It was announced Beth Phoenix returns next week. She’s been on every NXT doing commentary since Orton attacked Edge.
  
• Randy Orton defeated Kevin Owens in a singles match after a ref did a fast count.
  
• Owens attacked the ref who was wearing a Seth Rollins shirt under his referee shirt because WWE are masters of the subtle art of storytelling. Owens put the ref through a table to end the show.
  
• The crowd was hot for everything all night and made the show better than it had any right to be.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• A lengthy promo/8 man tag section took up the first 30 minutes of the show, featuring The Usos and The New Day against Miz & Morrison and Dolph Ziggler & Bobby Roode. Usos/New Day won the match.
  
• A recurring thing the last couple of weeks has been bursts of static with an image briefly seen, unnoticed by the commentary team.
  
• Heath Slater demanded a rematch against Daniel Bryan, with the aid of Drew Gulak who claimed to see all the holes in Daniel's game.
  
• Tucker Knight got mad at Mandy Rose for having dinner with Dolph Ziggler instead of Otis. Sonya was suspiciously supportive of Mandy dating Dolph
  
• Renee interviewed Lacey Evans, this was dreadful.
  
• Elias and Braun Strowman beat Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro in a Symphony of Destruction match. Braun slammed Shinsuke onto a piano at ringside while Elias dropped an elbow on Cesaro through a table.
  
• Alexa Bliss interviewed The Bella Twins, who are the latest inductees into the WWE Hall of Fame. Daniel Bryan came out with he and Brie's daughter Birdie at the end of the segment, which was very cute.
  
• Daniel Bryan defeated Heath Slater in a singles match after Heath failed to listen to Drew's advice.
  
• Otis sadly saw Mandy Rose get a lift from Dolph Ziggler. No explanation was given for why Mandy was leaving the show 30 minutes early despite not being in a match yet.
  
• Sheamus did an angle pointing out that Apollo Crews and Chad Gable are short and therefore the subject of contempt. He announced he was entering the Elimination Chamber.
  
• Naomi defeated Carmela to earn a title shot against Smackdown Women's Champion Bayley at the Blood Money Show in Saudi Arabia.
  
• The "main event" was Goldberg coming out for a promo. Firefly Funhouse interrupted and then the Fiend appeared behind Goldberg, who Speared him. The lights went out and the Fiend disappeared.
  
• That's it, that was the end of the show.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• The Undisputed Era opened the show with NXT Men's Champion Adam Cole pointing out he kept his word and beat Ciampa at Takeover. Velveteen Dream cut off Roderick Strong's attempt to do a promo.
  
• Jordan Devlin (C) defeated Lio Rush to retain the NXT Cruiserweight Championship.
  
• Raquel Gonzalez explained why she helped Dakota Kai at Takeover. William Regal announced Dakota Kai vs. Tegan Nox in a rematch in a steel cage.
  
• Tommaso Ciampa beat the poo poo out of Austin Theory for being upset at him derailing Theory's match to talk poo poo about Johnny Gargano.
  
• Grizzled Young Veterans defeated Raul Mendoza and Joaquin Wilde in a tag match.
  
• During the Brozerweight Celebration of winning the tag titles, Matt Riddle revealed the Dusty Cup had failed a wellness test and was suspended for 30 days.
  
• The Brozerweights (C) defeated Danny Burch and Oney Lorcan to retain the NXT Tag Titles.
  
• Keith Lee defeated Kona Reeves in a singles match. He told Dominic Dijakovic that if William Regal approved it he would be glad to fight him again (again).
  
• Chelsea Green relaunched the Robert Stone brand by defeating Kayden Carter in a singles match.
  
• Velveteen Dream defeated Roderick Strong in a singles match but was immediately jumped by The Undisputed Era as the show went off the air.
  
• Show Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Randy Orton beat down Matt Hardy and gave him two Con-Chair-Tos, and Matt was carried out on a stretcher.
  
• Aleister Black defeated Erick Rowan in a singles match.
  
• Charlotte did a promo about her Wrestlemania match with NXT Women's Champion Rhea Ripley.
  
• Riddick Moss (C) defeated Mojo Rawley and R-Truth to retain the 24/7 Championship.
  
• Natalya, Liv Morgan, Asuka, Ruby Riott, Sarah Logan and Shayna Baszler will compete in the Elimination Chamber to decide which of them will be Shayna Baszler facing Becky Lynch for the Raw Women's Championship at Wrestlemania.
  
• Drew McIntyre and Paul Heyman talked poo poo at each other.
  
• Drew McIntyre defeated MVP in MVP's last ever singles WWE match+1.
  
• Goldberg is apparently on Smackdown again this week (another "satellite" interview or actually there?)
  
• Raw Women's Champion Becky Lynch and Shayna Baszler talked poo poo at each other, Becky from the ring and Shayna from the titantron.
  
• Bobby Lashley & Angel Garza defeated Rusev & Humberto Carrillo in a tag match. Rusev (who was pinned) attacked Garza (who pinned him) post-match.
  
• Kairi Sane defeated Natalya by count-out after Asuka kicked Nattie in the head outside the ring.
  
• Seth Rollins did a "sermon" that got cut off by the Viking Raiders rushing the ring and Kevin Owens taking out a fleeing Seth.
  
• Ricochet defeated Karl Anderson in a singles match after AJ and the OC made fun of Ricochet for being a loser.
  
• Liv Morgan (who may be a Cenobite now) did a promo backstage about Ruby Riott beating her up last week.
  
• Kevin Owens & The Viking Raiders vs. Buddy Murphy and AOP went about 15 minutes then ended on a DQ when Seth Rollins got involved.
  
• The Street Profits saved Owens from a beating by Seth's crew. Seth ran away while Murphy and AOP took a beating. Montez shook the ring ropes like a madman while Seth Rollins lost his poo poo up the entrance ramp and the faces celebrated in the ring.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Keith Lee (C) defeated Dominik Dijakovic in a singles match to retain his NXT North American Championship.
  
• Dakota Kai defeated Tegan Nox in a Street Fight, after Raquel Gonzalez debuted to attack Nox and side with Kai.
  
• NXT Takeover UK will be in Dublin, Ireland on April 26th.
  
• Finn Balor defeated Johnny Gargano in a singles match.
  
• Rhea Ripley (C) defeated Bianca Belair to retain the NXT Women's Championship.
  
• Charlotte Flair jumped Rhea from behind post-match, then announced she would be challenging Rhea for the title at Wrestlemania.
  
• The Brozerweights of Matt Riddle and Pete Dunne defeated The Undisputed Era of Bobby Fish & Kyle O'Reilly (C) to become the new NXT Tag Team Champions.
  
• Adam Cole (C) retained his NXT Men's Championship against Tommaso Ciampa after Johnny Gargano attacked Ciampa with the title belt.
  
• The show ended with Cole, sole retainer of a title in his faction, sitting with TUE on the ring apron celebrating and mocking the crowd.
  
• It was a great show.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Carmella was the guest on A Moment of Bliss. She and Bayley talked poo poo at each other.
  
• Bayley (C) defeated Carmella in a singles match to retain her Smackdown Women's Championship. Naomi and Carmella beat up Bayley post-match.
  
• Sheamus defeated Chad Gable and Apollo Crews all by himself in a 2-on-1 Handicap match. The crowd wildly cheered for Sheamus. Sheamus is the heel.
  
• Firefly Funhouse interrupted a Hulk Hogan satellite promo.
  
• Sami and Cesaro tried to do a concert but Elias and the (very lively) crowd disrupted them. Braun chased Sami and Cesaro off when they attacked Elias, and beat up security at ringside.
  
• Otis walked into a 3's Company misunderstanding when Dolph Ziggler crashed his date with Mandy Rose.
  
• Roman Reigns and Daniel Bryan defeated The Miz and Morrison in a tag match despite an incredible whiff by Roman Reigns on the Superman Punch.
  
• Baron Corbin - suspended for attacking a truck monkey and pouring beer on a fan last week - bought a ticket to the show and jumped Roman post-match.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Roderick Strong defeated Bronson Reed in a singles match. Velveteen Dream harassed and mocked Strong re: Strong's family.
  
• Pete Dunne and Matt Riddle were going on a road trip to Takeover Portland but got pulled over by the cops.
  
• Dakota Kai defeated Candace LeRae in a singles match. Tegan Nox attacked Kai post-match.
  
• Johnny Gargano submitted Cameron Grimes in a singles match.
  
• Lio Rush defeated Angel Garza in a singles match to become number one contender for Jordan Devlin's NXT Cruiserweight Championship.
  
• Mark Henry thinks that Keith Lee rules. Mark Henry is correct.
  
• Bianca Belair defeated Santana Garrett in a singles match. She and Rhea Ripley had a confrontation post-match.
  
• Matt Riddle tricked Pete Dunne into stowing away on Triple H's private plane.
  
• Adam Cole defeated KUSHIDA in a singles match.
  
• The show closed with Cole and Ciampa facing off and both claiming they would leave Takeover Portland as Champion.
  
• Literally one post made while NXT aired.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• Seth Rollins, Buddy Murphy and The AOP brawled with Kevin Owens, The Viking Raiders and the returning Samoa Joe.
  
• Becky Lynch (C) defeated Asuka in a singles match to retain the Raw Women's Championship.
  
• Shayna Baszler jumped Becky from behind, bit her, and blood poured out of her mouth.
  
• The Street Profits defeated Mojo Rawley and Riddick Moss in a tag match.
  
• Riddick Moss defeated Mojo Rawley (C) to become the new 24/7 Champion.
  
• Becky Lynch stole an ambulance.
  
• Drew McIntyre was on MVP's VIP Lounge talkshow, he beat up MVP who wanted to be his manager.
  
• Angel Garza defeated Cedric Alexander in a singles match despite Humberto Carrillo jumping Garza before the match.
  
• Rhea Ripley defeated Sarah Logan in a singles match.
  
• Ricochet defeated Lashley in a singles match.
  
• Randy Orton beat up Matt Hardy and gave him a Con-Chair-To after Matt gave a lengthy promo about Edge.
  
• Aleister Black defeated Akira Tozawa in a singles match.
  
• Becky Lynch came back, went to the ring and promised to beat Shayna's rear end.
  
• Seth Rollins, Buddy Murphy and The AOP defeated Kevin Owens, The Viking Raiders and the returning Samoa Joe in the 8-Man Tag main event.
  
• Joe had Murphy tapping out but the ref was being distracted, so Seth Curbstomped Joe and Murphy pinned him.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• The Dirtsheet did a parody of Once Upon A Time in Hollywood. New Day, Usos and Ziggler/Roode came out and brawled.
  
• The Usos defeated Ziggler and Roode in a tag match.
  
• Baron Corbin beat up a guy in the production truck. Elias sang a song.
  
• Elias defeated Cesaro in a singles match.
  
• Roman saved a fan from Baron Corbin, chased him off and challenged him to a Steel Cage match.
  
• Goldberg did a remote piece from his garage (he was not at the show) and challenged Bray Wyatt to a Universal Title match. Firefly Funhouse interrupted as a news program to announce The Fiend accepted.
  
• Daniel Bryan defeated Heath Slater in a singles match.
  
• Intercontinental Champion Braun beat up The Revival and chased Sami, but got taken out by Shinsuke Nakamura.
  
• A video package aired of Tucker Knight "training" Otis for his date with Mandy Rose next week.
  
• Sheamus easily defeated Apollo Crews in a singles match, then easily knocked out Chad Gable immediately afterwards.
  
• Carmella defeated Alexa Bliss, Naomi and Dana Brooke in a fatal-fourway to earn a title shot against Bayley.
  
• Bayley attacked Carmella to end the show.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• The Broserweights celebrated their Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic win, and had a face-off with The Undisputed Era over their upcoming tag team title match.
  
• Angel Garza defeated Isaiah "Swerve" Scott in a singles match.
  
• Roderick Strong gave a kid a bad haircut.
  
• Dominik Dijakovic defeated Killian Dain to cement his Number One Contendership for Keith Lee's NXT North American Championship.
  
• The Undisputed Era beat up KUSHIDA and Bronson Reed backstage.
  
• Johnny Gargano and Finn Balor cut promos on each other.
  
• Mercedes Martinez defeated Kacy Catanzaro in a singles match.
  
• Tomasso Ciampa and the Broserwights brawled with Undisputed Era.
  
• NXT Cruiserweight Champion Jordan Devlin defeated Tyler Breeze in a non-title singles match.
  
• Bianca Belair and Women's Champion Rhea Ripley briefly put their rivalry aside to beat the poo poo out of Charlotte Flair.
  
• Tommaso Ciampa, Matt Riddle & Pete Dunne defeated Adam Cole, Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish via disqualification in a six man tag when Roderick Strong interfered.
  
• Velveteen Dream returned and fought off Undisputed Era alone, standing tall to end the show.
  
• Show Discussion here.
  

• Detailed Results here.
  
• A recap of Orton attacking Edge last week aired.
  
• Orton left the ring after 10 minutes without giving an explanation.
  
• Liv Morgan defeated Lana in a singles match.
  
• Ruby Riott returned and assaulted old teammate Liv.
  
• Drew McIntyre pinned 24/7 champion Mojo Rawley in a singles match. The 24/7 title was not on the line.
  
• Rezar won a 6-man tag elimination match between Kevin Owens/Viking Raiders vs. Buddy Murphy/AOP, eliminating Kevin Owens last after Owens fought back from a 3-on-1 disadvantage. The crowd gave Owens a standing ovation post-match.
  
• Aleister Black defeated Eric Young in a singles match.
  
• Angel Garza vs. Humberto Carrillo never happened after Vega attacked Carrillo. Garza tried to DDT him on concrete, but was stopped by Rey Mysterio.
  
• Angel Garza vs. Rey Mysterio ended by DQ. Angel Garza DDTed Rey on the concrete.
  
• NXT Women’s Champion Rhea Ripley faced off with Charlotte Flair and they teased a match at Wrestlemania.
  
• Asuka defeated Nattie in a singles match, then called out Becky for another Raw Women’s Title shot.
  
• Becky accepted the challenge and blocked an ambush from Kairi. The narrative is now that Asuka was the one ducking Becky all year, which is the opposite of the storyline Becky pitched in the buildup to the Royal Rumble.
  
• Goldberg will be on Smackdown on Friday.
  
• Becky vs. Asuka for the title was made official for next week.
  
• Ricochet defeated Seth Rollins and Bobby Lashley in a Triple threat to determine Brock Lesnar’s challenger at the next Blood Money Show in Saudi Arabia.
  
• 0.0000000001 of a second after Ricochet won the match, he was F5ed by Brock who laughed at his corpse as the show went off the air.
  
• GDT Discussion here.
  

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