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The Droid posted:so does anyone know where on the timeline the new movie is taking place anyways
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/29/star-wars-episode-vii-cast-revealed/ I'm guessing the black dude is related to Lando in some way. Also please don't play a comedic character Serkis.
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That DICK! posted:Lando will be a CGI white man, as George Lucas intended Well They did cancel the canon so it's possible.
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Apollodorus posted:I don't care if he hates Star Wars, he's pretty much the number 1 reason I love Star Wars. Well unlike everyone else in the series, Star Wars is what actually gave him a career, so I assume he wouldn't be complaining that much if it weren't for the fact that he's managed to act like a grumpy old fart for his entire career.
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FlamingLiberal posted:After RotJ, probably 20-30 years later since they are going to have Luke, Leia, and Han They're gonna need really good make-up people if they're having Harrison Ford playing Han Solo and want people to believe it's only 30 years later.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:I wonder how that one goon who named her daughter Mara Jade is handling this.  Well she must be in good company, maybe her kid should become friends with real life  and 
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Characters from Mass Effect, which doesn't make sense because those characters are still canon.
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Big Beef City posted:Darth Snoop and it's snoop dogg as a dark jedi and he attacks Darth Dre and cuts him down and then they both smoke a huge bowl using their lightsabers to reach down to spark it and then snoop dogg exhales the weed smoke and the smoke looks like yoda with huge tits.
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the mass effect thread bought huge numbers of smilies, all before mass effect 3 came out
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Germstore posted:Characters from Mass Effect, which doesn't make sense because those characters are still canon. However there are actual baby girls named after video game love interests.
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Germstore posted:Characters from Mass Effect, which doesn't make sense because those characters are still canon. Mass Effect 3 ending
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Bolian Blues posted:Mass Effect 3 ending Are there any kids named "Kyle Katarn"? EDIT: didn't find any, but found this instead..ugh: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7850126/1/Kyle-Katarn-Facts
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boom boom boom posted:They're gonna need really good make-up people if they're having Harrison Ford playing Han Solo and want people to believe it's only 30 years later. Return of the Jedi was released 31 years ago, so...
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Amarkov posted:Return of the Jedi was released 31 years ago, so... Yeah and Harrison Ford aged 55 years in that time. That's why the fourth Indiana Jones movie didn't have Sean Connery, they didn't want to explain why Indiana was older than his dad.
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nomadologique posted:andy serkis to play jar jar's gay son. This is a legitimate fear. Could you imagine a Jar Jar with a lisp?
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blowfish posted:However there are actual baby girls named after video game love interests.
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The Droid posted:so does anyone know where on the timeline the new movie is taking place anyways wanna see how they explain luke looking old and strung-out in the movie
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closeted republican posted:wanna see how they explain luke looking old and strung-out in the movie The human process of aging? Alternative explanation: Movie takes place only five years after RotJ, but it turns out light-saber radiation is incredibly harmful to your health. All our heroes have space cancer. The only reason Obi-Wan lived to a decent age was because he went out to the desert and didn't use the drat thing for decades.
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boom boom boom posted:Yeah and Harrison Ford aged 55 years in that time.  sorry dude Sean Connery is old as gently caress now
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rocket_man38 posted:http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/29/star-wars-episode-vii-cast-revealed/ Awesome, Lawrence Kasden touched the script last.
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rocket_man38 posted:http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/29/star-wars-episode-vii-cast-revealed/ mace windu's illegitimate son
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themrguy posted:The human process of aging? Sounds gratuitously angsty and depressing. Now add evil clones and your journey to become an EU novelist will be complete.
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Fireless Phoenix posted:If you think about it, SW is poo poo. Even the original trilogy. Hmmm, u have a point
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Ordrakon posted:finally got around to reading this thread. loving lol. You should check out Wookiepedia. So many Spergs desperately adding the "LEGENDS" tag to everything already. "Must...fix...canon..." *types furiously*
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...of SCIENCE! posted:
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rocket_man38 posted:You should check out Wookiepedia. nah i think i'll pass thanks
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icantfindaname posted:nah i think i'll pass thanks The force isn't with you then  **may or may not be canon, I dunno.
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