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ulvir

Re: byob employee appreciation meeting at my desk

Thanks for the invite chief. Just gonna swing by the coffee machine first.

Best regards

Before printing, please consider the enviroment

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FLUFFERNUTTER
i like the pixel-y tape it looks cool

Matoi Ryuko


Get back to work everyone!! :bahgawd:

Lil Cunty


alnilam posted:

I'm aiming to get v drunk at this and all office parties



just as long as we see you in the office tomorrow, haha!

tao of lmao

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Get back to work everyone!! :bahgawd:

Gosh margo yu-gi-oh is such a bossy boss.

alnilam

WD-40 posted:



just as long as we see you in the office tomorrow, haha!

Haha you know I'd never "cut" work!

Time for a celebratory scotch from WD'S secret stash, who wants some? I made a key copy years ago

why do you think i never miss a day

cuntman.net

WD-40 posted:



literally millions

expect a good christmas bonus this year

doing something competent doesnt sound like me so it was probably an accident

Lil Cunty


Salmiakki posted:

i am back and i will probably have taken a form thats not a ruler this time



the safety committee and through-hole lines have both asked me to say thank you!

Salmiakki


WD-40 posted:



the safety committee and through-hole lines have both asked me to say thank you!

ohh sharpies fit me nicely

[no joke when i saw 12ct i read it as 12 oct at first and i was like wtf how did they know my birthday]

Lil Cunty


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I want to be a symbol of hope and achievement



everybody loves the office mascot

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WD-40 posted:



everybody loves the office mascot

:peanut:

City of Glompton

am I too late for appreciation?

Lil Cunty


Jett posted:

i am about to leave this lovely job and start telecommuting so i was hoping maybe you have a comfortable bathrobe? :smugmrgw:



this is as best as i could do but it should cover your nipples at least, and since you're telecommuting now i dont care if you wear pants

tao of lmao

Siluvayne posted:

am I too late for appreciation?

i appreciate the poo poo out of your new av

your old one creeped me out :shobon:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
*blub* *blub*

What's this about work?

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
My dad owns this company so ...

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
When he dies I'm totally firing everybody and selling what tangible assets we have...

Lil Cunty


Cumt posted:

am i still the desk?



this is the funny "joke" award we give out every year to the fun guy who can take a little ribbing

google THIS

WD-40 posted:



this is as best as i could do but it should cover your nipples at least, and since you're telecommuting now i dont care if you wear pants

my nipples had never felt more relaxed thanks WD-40

Lil Cunty


ulvir posted:

Re: byob employee appreciation meeting at my desk

Thanks for the invite chief. Just gonna swing by the coffee machine first.

Best regards

Before printing, please consider the enviroment



DONKEY, MERCY, GRASSY-rear end

(i'm practicing my languages)

tao of lmao

WD-40 posted:



this is the funny "joke" award we give out every year to the fun guy who can take a little ribbing

City of Glompton

wth posted:

i appreciate the poo poo out of your new av

your old one creeped me out :shobon:

:) machai did a really great job on it

Lil Cunty


mailorder bees! posted:

i like the pixel-y tape it looks cool



we think you are cool too, and also very useful

treasure bear

WD-40 posted:



this is the funny "joke" award we give out every year to the fun guy who can take a little ribbing

haha yeah









:(

ulvir

WD-40 posted:



DONKEY, MERCY, GRASSY-rear end

(i'm practicing my languages)

holy graces, batman :syoon:

this is brilliant

Lil Cunty


Matoi Ryuko posted:

Get back to work everyone!! :bahgawd:



i think i speak for all of us when i say that our kids really appreciated the field trip

Lil Cunty


Siluvayne posted:

am I too late for appreciation?



of course not. the senior partners are all clamoring for you so we'll probably have to put you on rotation

Lil Cunty


Angry Fish posted:

*blub* *blub*

What's this about work?



oh you

always making us laugh while we're on important conference calls

City of Glompton

WD-40 posted:



of course not. the senior partners are all clamoring for you so we'll probably have to put you on rotation

awesome! I work hard to be indispensible :peanut:

Lil Cunty


i don't remember my desk being this packed last time



are you sure you guys havent all put on a little weight?


jesus christ i'm exhausted

also it looks like somebody stuck their finger in every piece of cake


i'm going to take a short break until the new cake gets here from the safeway but until then



great job everyone keep up the good work!

City of Glompton

FluffieDuckie


i wish just once wd-40's boss came in when she was doing one of these and she had to explain.

ofc he'd probably just take away her weed smoking privileges, so that would be sad

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

FluffieDuckie posted:

i wish just once wd-40's boss came in when she was doing one of these and she had to explain.

ofc he'd probably just take away her weed smoking privileges, so that would be sad

"yes. ive done work today. no this is for the internet. see, they posted in my thread and.. well, no i don't KNOW them but..."

Lil Cunty


ok you guys im back with the cake and...



what the...

Lil Cunty




*drops cake*

FluffieDuckie

:wth:

Lil Cunty




you guys what...what's going on....

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

oh no it's all kicking offffff

Lil Cunty




um...ok guys stop messing around...guys?

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tao of lmao

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