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Hello everyone!
We've brought a lot of new team players on in the recent acquisition and I think this is a good opportunity for management to say welcome and thank you!
There's free cake and compliments at my desk all day, so post itt to be paired with an item in my shop and receive your compliment.
Thank you everybody for your dedication and hard work! And remember, you can't spell byob with "yo".
Sincerely,
The Management
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Oct 15, 2014 21:12
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- tao of lmao
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Every time there's a big merger like this everyone's all sunshine and rainbows until upper management whacks half the staff.
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Oct 15, 2014 21:16
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- FluffieDuckie
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hey boss thanks. the last day has been a lot of work but i've been making a lot of progress with the work crew division. they're a hard working crew and are assimilating nicely. i recommend raises across the board to ensure retention.
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Oct 15, 2014 21:17
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- emmie
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are we doing this again make me something bees like
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Oct 15, 2014 21:17
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- Yobgoblin
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Hey boss, thanks for the cake. I should have those numbers crunched by the end of my shift. Don't drop the soap.
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Oct 15, 2014 21:18
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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since were all gathered here now, i would like to speak on behalf of the union. the increased productivity demands coupled with the recent talks of downsizing the staff is simply unacceptable and all the free cake and compliments in the world is not going to change this. as we speak the union leadership is organizing a strike and we will grind the business to a halt until our demands for basic working conditions are met.
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Oct 15, 2014 21:21
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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i would still like some cake and compliments tho, dont get me wrong
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Oct 15, 2014 21:27
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Thanks boss!!! I know it sounds cheesy to tell my boss that I love my job here but I do, and getting all this positive feedback motivates me to work even harder!!
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Oct 15, 2014 21:27
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- cuntman.net
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i missed the last one
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Oct 15, 2014 21:29
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- alnilam
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I'm aiming to get v drunk at this and all office parties
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Oct 15, 2014 21:30
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- tao of lmao
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also bo-pep, management and I have been talking, and we've decided it's time to let you go. Now I know you're only a couple years from retirement, but with the new merger we're looking to skew young as it helps with payroll and morale. What morale you ask? Frankly, it's that ghastly abomination your *whispers* rear end has become. We're including some extra cash in your severance because we really want you to see a doctor, man. Have your desk cleared by 4. Good day.
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Oct 15, 2014 21:37
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- FluffieDuckie
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also bo-pep, management and I have been talking, and we've decided it's time to let you go. Now I know you're only a couple years from retirement, but with the new merger we're looking to skew young as it helps with payroll and morale. What morale you ask? Frankly, it's that ghastly abomination your *whispers* rear end has become. We're including some extra cash in your severance because we really want you to see a doctor, man. Have your desk cleared by 4. Good day.
i feel like this post isn't in the spirit of the thread
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Oct 15, 2014 21:39
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- tao of lmao
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i feel like this post isn't in the spirit of the thread
Every time there's a big merger like this everyone's all sunshine and rainbows until upper management whacks half the staff.
it's part of my head-canon
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Oct 15, 2014 21:40
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- treasure bear
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am i still the desk?
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Oct 15, 2014 21:42
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- tao of lmao
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what's this i hear about some fella named craig coming to take over my office
Manager's assistant *yelling*: HE SAID YOU'RE FIRED AND FOR YOU TO PACK UP YOUR poo poo!
Manager *whispering*: i don't think he's deaf i think he's just old and confused
Manager's assistant *yelling*: WE'RE LETTING YOU GO BECAUSE YOUR'E OLD AND STUPID
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Oct 15, 2014 21:42
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- FluffieDuckie
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Manager's assistant *yelling*: HE SAID YOU'RE FIRED AND FOR YOU TO PACK UP YOUR poo poo!
Manager *whispering*: i don't think he's deaf i think he's just old and confused
Manager's assistant *yelling*: WE'RE LETTING YOU GO BECAUSE YOUR'E OLD AND STUPID
lol
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Oct 15, 2014 21:44
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- FluffieDuckie
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you are a good vp of hr, keep up the hard work!
why thank you! it's an honor to work here with all you beautiful people
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Oct 15, 2014 21:44
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- bird.
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Manager's assistant *yelling*: HE SAID YOU'RE FIRED AND FOR YOU TO PACK UP YOUR poo poo!
Manager *whispering*: i don't think he's deaf i think he's just old and confused
Manager's assistant *yelling*: WE'RE LETTING YOU GO BECAUSE YOUR'E OLD AND STUPID
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Oct 15, 2014 21:46
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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well now that ive been properly incentivized the strike is called off
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Oct 15, 2014 22:14
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