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Friends and family - potentially ugly, sometimes not friendly if they're in a bad mood, not usually fluffy Pets - Cute, pretty much always friendly unless you get a bad pet like a pit bull, fluffy
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Several organizations were saying "We got too many cats, come adopt a cat" so i adopted a kitten.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:08 |
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Slavery owns
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:08 |
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sorry about your lack of pets op, must be lonely
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:11 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Slavery owns the pyramids weren't built by slaves. it was aliens
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:14 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Slavery owns drat, thats some multi-layered wordplay
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:26 |
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LOL if your pets aren't full time employees. Make em fill out applications and everything.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:28 |
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scuba school sucks posted:LOL if your pets aren't full time employees. Make em fill out applications and everything. I cut their hours so I don't have to give them benefits.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:30 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Slavery owns imagine you're the bitchmade dude that made the lil one what a fuckin failure
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:32 |
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slavery is good
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:33 |
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I live with 2 cats. They greet me at the door, always seem pleased to see me, keep me warm at night and generally rule.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:33 |
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I got my girlfriend a dog so she understands that having kids is a loving awful idea.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:34 |
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A better question is how do you nationalize having pets?
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:42 |
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hth posted:drat, thats some multi-layered wordplay Thank you
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:44 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:A better question is how do you nationalize having pets? put them on a register call it the adorable care act
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:44 |
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Ay you ever smooch a kitty op? Shut ya gently caress hole, then.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:48 |
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The weak troll/"hard truths" GBS thread is still the shittiest kind of GBS thread.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:51 |
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Hey GBS! Dessert is loving bad for you! Still listening to music in TYOOL 2016 lmao I'm loving sick of friendship, as a concept
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:52 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Hey GBS! Dessert is loving bad for you! i heard that video games are for children on here a few times
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:53 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:i heard that video games are for children on here a few times thats true
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:57 |
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VikingSkull posted:slavery would imply they labored I once had my scary Bentley Arnage driving high powered litigator neighbor ask me what my dog was and what he did in an accusatory tone in the elevator. And I don't mean like what breed and what kind of tricks, like literally like he was unaware dogs even existed and assumed they must have some sort of profession. One of the most surreal moments in my life.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 00:59 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Slavery owns jesus christ booblord, [timg] that poo poo
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:04 |
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I adopted two cats from the ex-lead guitarist of Limp Bizkit, Wes Borland, and his fiancee, Carre. The cats own but are curious assholes. The only part of me that suffers for having them is my wallet. Otherwise they have been a solid addition to my household.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:17 |
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my dog was so mad when we sang happy birthday for me when he was outside he didn't be happy for like two days. Then we petted him, and gave him treats. Be cause he was a good dog
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:23 |
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i thought getting to have a dog was the whole point of getting a girlfriend and living together with her otherwise it would be like a 1 parent home for the dog and i wouldnt do that to him
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:27 |
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bagmonkey posted:I adopted two cats from the ex-lead guitarist of Limp Bizkit, Wes Borland, and his fiancee, Carre. The cats own but are curious assholes. The only part of me that suffers for having them is my wallet. Otherwise they have been a solid addition to my household. do you still talk to Wes
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:29 |
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bagmonkey posted:I adopted two cats from the ex-lead guitarist of Limp Bizkit, Wes Borland, and his fiancee, Carre. The cats own but are curious assholes. The only part of me that suffers for having them is my wallet. Otherwise they have been a solid addition to my household. Did you ever meet Fred? The answer better be yes.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:36 |
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bagmonkey posted:I adopted two cats from the ex-lead guitarist of Limp Bizkit, Wes Borland, and his fiancee, Carre. The cats own but are curious assholes. The only part of me that suffers for having them is my wallet. Otherwise they have been a solid addition to my household. so.... u did it all for the pussy?
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:54 |
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let it mellow posted:so.... u did it all for the pussy? C'mon
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 01:59 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:do you still talk to Wes I see him around sometimes. Their band Queen Kwong plays around here a lot, and he lives not too far from me too. Really nice dude, likes sharing cat pictures. Caesar Saladin posted:Did you ever meet Fred? The answer better be yes. No. I did recently hear about their last show on some rock boat thing that had a bunch of old nu metal bands. His tales of the event were pretty depressing. let it mellow posted:so.... u did it all for the pussy? Yes. edit, they were also the least worst people I attempted to adopt from.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 02:55 |
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VendaGoat posted:C'mon loving cat lovers
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 02:56 |
Yeah it is slavery in a sense but I don't care about my cats rights so it doesn't bother me.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 02:59 |
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Jim Barris posted:Yeah it is slavery in a sense but I don't care about my cats rights so it doesn't bother me. my cat voted for you!
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 03:01 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:loving cat lovers Friend did you not get the obvious joke?
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 03:02 |
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One of my dogs was skin and bones with no collar when I got her off of the street. The other was unwanted and being raised in a mud pit behind a trailer house. I got her when I purchased a used, and likely stolen, washer/dryer set from the property owner. I would like to think that they are both better off with regular feedings, a yard, and the occasional trip to go camping or visit family.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 03:03 |
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Space Race Riot posted:I live with 2 cats. They greet me at the door, always seem pleased to see me, keep me warm at night and generally rule. Yeah cats are really rad.
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 03:04 |
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because I found the scarred, bleeding starving doggie on the side of the road and now he lives in my yard while playing with the other neighborhood dogs while I provide him with food water and belly rubs Like an outdoor cat except he doesn't murder wildlife and get run over on the highway
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 03:05 |
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Zev posted:One of my dogs was skin and bones with no collar when I got her off of the street. The other was unwanted and being raised in a mud pit behind a trailer house. I got her when I purchased a used, and likely stolen, washer/dryer set from the property owner. you are a good person
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# ? Oct 12, 2016 03:06 |
Ya know my cat is a slave, sure, in the sense that it is property that I own but it's also very well fed property that receives lots of love and attention. I truly don't see why anyone ought to feel it's morally wrong to own a lesser creature.
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food court bailiff posted:Friend did you not get the obvious joke? no. I got the obvious joke. Did you?
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