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It's obviously animal slavery.
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Very carefully lmbo
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Oct 11, 2016 22:43
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I don't own a pet because I hate animals.
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Oct 11, 2016 22:44
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If you didn't have pets then dogs and cats would immediately deplete the continents reserves of small wildlife and promptly starve to death.
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Oct 11, 2016 22:44
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Because otherwise I wouldn't be able to pretend like it's not my poop on the floor.
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Oct 11, 2016 22:47
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Because otherwise I wouldn't be able to pretend like it's not my poop on the floor. That's a pro level move!
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Oct 11, 2016 22:48
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It's not my fault that animals were domesticated, and if they were all set free now, they wouldn't do well on their own and would destroy the ecosystem. So the most compassionate thing to do is care for the animals that exist and neuter/spay so they can't make more. My cats are pretty happy.
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Oct 11, 2016 22:49
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Pretty sure I am a slave to my cat, YMMV
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Oct 11, 2016 22:50
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I am lonely
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Oct 11, 2016 22:51
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Science teacher says humans have what's called a "symbiotic relationship" with dogs and cats. That means they can give us superpowers I think. I'll let you know more when I figure out how to make my cat turn into a calico suit that gives me cat powers.
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Oct 11, 2016 22:52
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My dog looks hilariously miserable when I put hats or shoes on him.
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Oct 11, 2016 22:55
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The best is when you wake your pet up, only to take a picture of them. Make sure you have the flash on your camera as well to make sure they are awake after.
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Oct 11, 2016 22:58
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MY CAT IS CUTE
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Oct 11, 2016 22:59
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slavery would imply they labored my cats just eat and poo poo it's clearly kidnapping at best
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Oct 11, 2016 22:59
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Emergency food source
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Oct 11, 2016 23:00
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stockholm syndrome is a totally legitimate way of making friends
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Oct 11, 2016 23:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KUbflnMEs
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Oct 11, 2016 23:03
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I'm a cat person *poops in litterbox*
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Oct 11, 2016 23:04
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I make my dog chase squirrels an do other dog things for food wow i'm hosed up
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Oct 11, 2016 23:04
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Better than children.
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Oct 11, 2016 23:05
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they're my only friends
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Oct 11, 2016 23:05
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Bob James posted:Better than children. You can't run a credit-card scam in your dog's name.
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Oct 11, 2016 23:06
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but i need them to help ward off evil spirits
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Oct 11, 2016 23:08
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Let me ask my cat and I'll get back to you.
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Oct 11, 2016 23:10
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SnowblindFatal posted:It's obviously animal slavery. i am thier GOD
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Oct 11, 2016 23:11
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How do you rationalize adopting kids op? They're basically slaves.
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Oct 11, 2016 23:13
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DoctorStrangelove posted:You can't run a credit-card scam in your dog's name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qujFltNaFd8&t=105s
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Oct 11, 2016 23:19
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they are furry and friendly and basically own
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Oct 11, 2016 23:19
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I eat animals, so keeping them as slaves seems tame in comparison.
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Oct 11, 2016 23:29
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rescued my cat from a shelter and he was 5-6 years old so he wasn't probably going to get adopted (thus he was gonna get killed) he's a super sweet cat too and seems to have very little interest in the outdoors anyway (I leave the door wide open and at most he pokes his head out to take a look before scurrying back inside) \/\/\/ he doesn't wear a collar either
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Oct 11, 2016 23:37
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daily reminders that the collar is both a symbolic and functional means of control
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Oct 11, 2016 23:38
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i only want to rescue cats and keep them indoors gently caress breeding and shows
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Oct 11, 2016 23:38
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My cat Drew is cool and good-he is the love of my life 
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Oct 11, 2016 23:40
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Dogs domesticated themselves to us. They made their bed now they can lie in it. Also if I don't come home to something that loves me I'll have to face my crippling loneliness.
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Oct 11, 2016 23:40
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Wile E. Toyota posted:It's not my fault that animals were domesticated, and if they were all set free now, they wouldn't do well on their own and would destroy the ecosystem. So the most compassionate thing to do is care for the animals that exist and neuter/spay so they can't make more. My cats are pretty happy. Yep, if you buy a pet from a breeder you are a piece of poo poo but adopting and never letting them gently caress is cool and good
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Oct 11, 2016 23:46
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ChairMaster posted:If you didn't have pets then dogs and cats would immediately deplete the continents reserves of small wildlife and promptly starve to death. Good.
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Oct 11, 2016 23:46
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texaholic posted:Pretty sure I am a slave to my cat, YMMV Same but my dog. I will ignore every other living soul when I' sick or hung over but the goddamn dog gets walked and fed no matter what.
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Oct 11, 2016 23:47
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I'm pretty sure the OP is a big dumb idiot moron because my pets are happy doofuses all the time and my slaves keep weeping and begging me to end their pathetic lives in between whippings.
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Oct 11, 2016 23:49
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Hot fresh take on the real issues by forums user SnowblindFatal is definitely going to get him laid in philosophy 101
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Oct 11, 2016 23:53
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humans provide food and care, pets provide entertainment. until the pet gets boring, fat and ugly and then you toss it out of the house. ask your parents, they know all about it.
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