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Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

glowing-fish posted:

Right now, how close is the closest horse? How far would you have to go to see a horse?

For me, I am guessing the closest horse to me is about...three kilometers away, where the police have their horse riding school.

Outside of that, its probably about ten miles.

How about you? How far would you have to go to see a horse?

I could look out my front door or my back door and see horses... if it were daytime.

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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Half a mile or so. Some vaqueros set up shop just north of where I live. Probably a dozen or so horses over there.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Do seahorses count?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Couple of miles.

There is a really nice aquarium setup at the Cleveland Zoo and I think they have seahorses.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Applewhite posted:

Hang on I have an app for this.

is it stable?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
My estate is rather large, my stables are about a quarter mile from the courtyard. I'll have my trusty manservant identify the precise distance from here to the nearest horse in the morning.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

My estate is rather large, my stables are about a quarter mile from the courtyard. I'll have my trusty manservant identify the precise distance from here to the nearest horse in the morning.

Can I come live with you Kuato, I'll suck your dick

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

easily within a mile, in fact last night a horse cut me off in traffic

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
could any horse owners post some cool horse pics? i am a shy retarded man and i never have the guts to ask the local horse farm people if i can ride them because i'm pretty sure they'll tell me "put on a helmet and give me 400 dollars like everybody else"

loving dick lickers

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Can I come live with you Kuato, I'll suck your dick

Sure, just let me fire up the ol' UFO and I'll pick you up in an hour!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

Sure, just let me fire up the ol' UFO and I'll pick you up in an hour!

Make it 2 hours, i just started a movie

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Make it 2 hours, i just started a movie

Nah, you had your window and you blew it. :colbert:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Well if you're gonna be an rear end about it fine, don't want to go anymore

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
depends where exactly they're standing but i could probably see one just by going out my front door

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My girlfriend is a horse

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My girlfriend is a horse

Noice. What's it like to have a girlfriend??? :confused:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

Noice. What's it like to have a girlfriend??? :confused:

It makes my life very stable

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
It's Sunday here in lancaster which means all the Amish people will be all over the place til like 4am for some reason. I don't know what they do but they love it

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Aesop Poprock posted:

It's Sunday here in lancaster which means all the Amish people will be all over the place til like 4am for some reason. I don't know what they do but they love it

Maybe they are trick or treating

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm mr hands

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I yelled this question out loud and now I am hoarse.

I stomp on the ground to communicate in Morse.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
i'm still a horse, just checked

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I stomp on the ground to communicate in Morse.

I gallop fast I am a tour de force.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I live a couple of blocks north of the freeway. There are large horse facilities about 3 blocks south of the freeway. This includes an equestrian park, it's all about a half mile away. Lots of horses, especially during horse season, which I think is around September.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What's horse season?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The get so ripe and sweet

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
there's a horse stable I pass by on my may to work and their sign says "Have you kissed a horse today?" and I really don't appreciate them talking about my wife like that

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What's horse season?

Around here, we have a celebration of the early days of the town. We were a stop on the stagecoach line, and large numbers of horses were raised here, so we celebrate this in late September. There's a parade and a rodeo and other horse-based activities.

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
Honestly I'm not entirely sold on the existence of horses in general

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



ok google nearest horse

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

2 miles or so if I could walk on water, probably a 5 mile drive otherwise.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Depending on the time of day, anywhere from 30 feet to 1 block.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Wow, riding a horse, something that is actually harder than just walking. :shrug:

I blame Disney
Sep 30, 2016

They know what they did
Horses smell gross, I'm glad there aren't any in my neighbourhood

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
big race track with massive stables about 2 miles if that from my apartment

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I gallop fast I am a tour de force.

I hate fillies, just kidding, I'm the closeted horse.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
I am in the Horse Capital of the World, so not very far.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
pray forgive any offense given, but this seems an insane question sprung from the trap of a plagued mind

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Don't know about horses, but if moose count I'm pretty certain that I'm always within 1-2- miles of a moose regardless of my position in Alaska.

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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Not far, less then a mile. I live in the country. There's no less then four farms within two miles from my doorstep.

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