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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Right now, how close is the closest horse? How far would you have to go to see a horse?

For me, I am guessing the closest horse to me is about...three kilometers away, where the police have their horse riding school.

Outside of that, its probably about ten miles.

How about you? How far would you have to go to see a horse?

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clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

Probably like 3 miles.

Tribal Rival
Oct 5, 2008

I am this fiery snail crawling home
The back yard. I have two horses in my back yard. Two. Horses.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Tribal Rival posted:

The back yard. I have two horses in my back yard. Two. Horses.

How big is your backyard? I would guess it would have to be around 2 acres, since usually horses need about an acre of grazing land each.

Tribal Rival
Oct 5, 2008

I am this fiery snail crawling home
Ten acres. They are spoiled horses. There is a donkey out there too. He is a dick.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
About a block, but I don't buy from street dealers.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Neigh very far

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Tribal Rival posted:

Ten acres. They are spoiled horses. There is a donkey out there too. He is a dick.

So are they in your backyard, or in a pasture? Most but not all of the time, people on farms keep a separate yard where animals are off limits. Mostly, I guess, so they can have picnics away from piles of dung.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Hang on I have an app for this.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Yeah that app is total poo poo I literally had a horse right next to me last night and it never went off (your mum )

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The honey pot has worked, now for the intervention, Apple, please leave the horses alone.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm gonna assume the army fort across the street has a horse or two.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
The hilt of my cock.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I dunno a few miles prolly but I got white tailed deer within 100 yeards of me at this very moment. (gently caress!)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nathilus posted:

I dunno a few miles prolly but I got white tailed deer within 100 yeards of me at this very moment. (gently caress!)

Pic of the deer, please

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I've eaten lots of horse before

It's pretty drat good overall

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

there might be closer horses, but i am about six miles from a particular, guaranteed horse

so in the interests of minimising risk i'd say six miles, OP. public transport's kinda weird so it'd take me about forty-five minutes to get there to confirm

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Tom Gorman posted:

I've eaten lots of horse before

It's pretty drat good overall

I was in the class with the kids who ate glue too

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Pic of the deer, please

They are impossible to find at this time of the day. They hide in brush while sleeping. Wait till after dark when theyre up and about and I can prolly get you a lovely cellphone pic tho.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
One time I looked out my back window and saw a horse

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



My neighbor's horse keeps reaching over the fence to eat my grass and anger my dog.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Less than a mile. Lot of small ranches and farms near me.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nathilus posted:

They are impossible to find at this time of the day. They hide in brush while sleeping. Wait till after dark when theyre up and about and I can prolly get you a lovely cellphone pic tho.

I would appreciate that, thanks :)

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I had a horse once and emus scared the gently caress out of him. Like if he could smell an emu within 5 miles hed be wiggin out, blowing hard, and looking over his shoulder constantly. I sincerely sympathized.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I would appreciate that, thanks :)

NP :cool:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Less than two miles

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
i am a horse, so zero

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
a horse? i got neighbors with a loving zebra

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I yelled this question out loud and now I am hoarse.

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!
I live in a city, so horse density as measured in road apples per square kilometer is around .01. My mom has several horses though, so sometimes it spikes above 100. My cell phone app which I use to measure this critical quantity goes full scale there.

I'm working on my master's thesis in horse metrology so I know a lot about horse measuring equipment.

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!

extra stout posted:

a horse? i got neighbors with a loving zebra

This counts.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

extra stout posted:

a horse? i got neighbors with a loving zebra

What does the zebra gently caress?

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
They are about 300 yards out. Well in range of my .308.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

i think there's a horse pasture about a mile away, if not there's a horse track a few miles in the other direction. there's an after school place for kids a quarter mile away that used to have a horse or two but i don't think they have it anymore. all in all i have p good horse access

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!
700 meters away, there's a riding school with stables and fields near me.

Close to a forest where i go to sprint.

I'm even closer to roe deer that roam my neighborhood at night.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What does the zebra gently caress?

he built it a separate fence from the ponies and donkeys and poo poo, it was always crazy to drive or walk past a loving zebra. people feed his llamas skittles and poo poo and he doesn't seem to care, but you could never reach or give snacks to the zebra back there

sometimes i wonder if it died or if he's got it indoors not to keep it from freezing to death in the snow

sometimes, i wonder if i'm anymore alive than the zebra

edit

to answer your question, i think it was probably estranged from society, animals, and loving due to the cost of it as an investment. i wonder if it is better to gently caress donkeys in hell than to reign alone in heaven w/ stripes

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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bout 150 yards from some horses here in lakewood, co. oddly its also only a 22 min light rail from downtown
weird area

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Poor zebra :smithcloud:

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