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bondster
May 6, 2007

God this game is balls

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Should've signed TJ

midwat
May 6, 2007

A First Down!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Clowney owns

bondster
May 6, 2007

Clowney real good

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
THATS ILLEGAL FORMATION

the only notable thing in this game so far

well, that sack was nice, ok

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/bbrowner27/status/812831458725228544?lang=en

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Clowney is so good. Our left tackle is garbage but I refuse to use that as an excuse, Clowney owns.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




I really want a 0-0 tie

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
HOU Passing Yards -12

Uhm.

edit : thats negative yards,

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Lime Tonics posted:

HOU Passing Yards -12

Uhm.

Turns out there was a reason Savage was riding the bench for every other QB on the team all these years

midwat
May 6, 2007


Does he want to play QB for the Texans?

torturemyballs
Feb 25, 2015
this game is on pace to break the record for most punts in a game, well cya

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Rainbows, bitch :smug:

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Somehow, even on the sidelines, JJ Watt is still the best texans player. Dude got more energy out the game than the entire loving lineup does on the field.



Also is it just me or is wilfork getting stupendously fat? I don't remember him being that huge in his pats days.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

King Hong Kong posted:

I can't wait until the rest of the AFC South improves so we can avoid seeing the trash the Texans continue to trot out in prime time and the playoffs.

As long as White America's crush on JJ Watt exists the Texans will get primetime games. Our only hope is for Clowney to eclipse him.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
A wild first down appears

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Sooooooo....


Hawaii/middle Tennessee State is on ESPN.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Intruder posted:

Savage is bad

That's Rutgers for ya.

Bemis
Jan 5, 2010

Doesn't he have the crown for single most penalties in a season? That's why Bran...

midwat
May 6, 2007

The Bengals 2-minute offense includes a delay of game

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
This game is wack, and sucks.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

corn on the cop posted:

this game's gonna suck rear end im looking forward to it

midwat posted:

Commercial break was easily twice the length of that drive

Since the nfl is running their own network, they should have games without commercials, might entice people to watch even crappy games like this.

bondster
May 6, 2007

Fat Randy...

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Rip the 0-0 tie :(

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Gonna get undone by fat randy

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




ketchup vs catsup posted:

I really want a 0-0 tie

booooooooo hiss

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

got any sevens posted:

Since the nfl is running their own network, they should have games without commercials, might entice people to watch even crappy games like this.

🎶You don't have to be lonely, at Farmers Only Dot Com🎶

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
I was really hoping savage would do a thing :smith:

midwat
May 6, 2007

First and only points of the game

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
we're setting a new record for gdt suck

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


a real barn burner tonight

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chichevache posted:

🎶You don't have to be lonely, at Farmers Only Dot Com🎶

I bet that site's like 90% dudes.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


razorscooter posted:

a real barn burner tonight

An actual barn burning would be more exciting

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

corn on the cop posted:

we're setting a new record for gdt suck

This game deserves to end in a 3-3 tie.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
If the Texans go up-tempo they would just be getting 3 and outs faster.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nervous posted:

This game deserves to end in a 3-3 tie.

Andy Dalton getting pick sixed in OT would be more fitting.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Socalwoods1/status/812844821849075713

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


was that guy bleeding

e: never mind, weird gloves

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Hahahaha this game is so bad.

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