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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Tonight on NFL Network, the Houston Texans look to wrap up the AFC South, but the Cincinnati Bengals, an old foe of the Texans, stand in their way. Will Tom Savage lead the Texans to a playoff berth? Can the return of A.J. Green spark new life in the Bengals? Who will get injured in a terrible, terrible way? Is this game available on Twitter?

Seriously, is it on Twitter? I'm going to be in a car, and my TV provider doesn't do the NFL Network app.

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


So let's get this out of the way before the game goes to utter poo poo.


Attention all other broadcasters. See how they did the line ups before kick off? Do that.

bondster
May 6, 2007

Mmmm and the special teams gives up a decent kick return

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




TOM SAVAGE IS REAL

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
this game's gonna suck rear end im looking forward to it

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Houston has a really good defense.

bondster
May 6, 2007

Lol the commentary mics were cut for a play

Actually liked it like that :v:

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dr-dalton-and-mr-andy/

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Well those were certainly possessions

bondster
May 6, 2007

b0ng posted:

Well those were certainly possessions

No turnovers and savage ain't forcing throws

I think thats not terrible

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Ahhh yes time to watch a riveting Houston Texans football ga...zzzzzzz

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
go andey

bondster
May 6, 2007

my god our oline....

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I've enjoyed watching Andy Dalton grow into a good QB but God this team.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I believe in Cody Core, the rookie, but man do we miss Jones/Sanu.

bondster
May 6, 2007

Clowney is so good now goddamn can't wait till him and Watt are on the line

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Savage is bad

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Minute left in the first quarter, six punts, longest play has been 9 yards.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Intruder posted:

Savage is bad

He spent all season learning from Brock

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I don't think its possible to really say he outright sucks this early.

Cincy is playing pretty good d.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
remember when will fuller was roty

midwat
May 6, 2007

Tom Savage is real, but he is also fading away like Marty McFly in that family picture

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Two bad teams

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Intruder posted:

Two bad teams
We are each other.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
this game












stinks!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Savage is real bad, and for Texansposters' sakes, I'm glad he's showing it Before the Texans had the chance to overpay him, instead of After like Brock

midwat
May 6, 2007

Commercial break was easily twice the length of that drive

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
This seems like the type of thing I should be avoiding. But I also want to avoid my family.... Hm.....

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Waiting for Mr. Andy to show up

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Bad drop

midwat
May 6, 2007

That Which Squeaks posted:

This seems like the type of thing I should be avoiding. But I also want to avoid my family.... Hm.....

There should be some analytical tool that determines which NFL matchups are worse than your family

"My folks are Houston/Cincy bad, but not quite Browns/Niners bad"

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




midwat posted:

There should be some analytical tool that determines which NFL matchups are worse than your family

"My folks are Houston/Cincy bad, but not quite Browns/Niners bad"

run that tool against
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4KUuqGirg4
and watch it explode

midwat
May 6, 2007


That's how Skynet was born

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Someone do a thing.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Flagrant as gently caress facemask

bondster
May 6, 2007

3rd and 1

Deep pass

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Please put Brock in tia

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Someone do a thing.

alright

*punts*

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

I can't wait until the rest of the AFC South improves so we can avoid seeing the trash the Texans continue to trot out in prime time and the playoffs.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

bondster posted:

3rd and 1

Deep pass
Could've worked though.

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