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I prick my finger and write "Big Beef City did it" across my chest in blood every night before bed, just in case.
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Practice axe fighting, I've no intention to go peacefully, alone, or with any wound on my back.
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Oct 13, 2019 02:17
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Sgt. Politeness posted:I prick my finger and write "Big Beef City did it" across my chest in blood every night before bed, just in case. Hes got an alibi cuz he's at my house every night staring into the window while I cook dinner waiting for me to put some in a dog bowl that goes thru the doggie door and then I lean down on all fours and listen to him eating the food in the darkness thru the door
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Oct 13, 2019 02:20
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What do you do to prepare for death? Hope for it.
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Oct 13, 2019 04:05
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I don't care much about my own death. I think my insurance would probably help with the costs associated with getting rid of my body, but I honestly don't know. I should probably check up on that. That said, the evidence to date is that I can't be killed, so it doesn't feel like a pressing issue.
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Oct 13, 2019 04:35
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T-pose so the grim reaper thinks I'm just bugged and doesn't take my soul, bam I'm back to life.
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Oct 13, 2019 04:40
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I have collected a great amount of cats over the course of my life. When I drink myself to death they'll eat my corpse. I hope
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Oct 13, 2019 05:18
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I can't prepare for death any more than I already have
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Oct 13, 2019 05:19
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Every night I pray I die in a comical enough way to be posted on these forums amen
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Oct 13, 2019 05:38
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Or a sex heart attack
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Oct 13, 2019 05:38
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I been working out so I can beat his rear end
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Oct 13, 2019 06:49
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I live in a horrible underground burrow like a vole just so that there's no room to swing a scythe
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Oct 13, 2019 07:44
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true facts from finding my ex dead in my apartment: leave yourself logged into facebook on someone's computer, ideally your SO's. Makes the whole funeral thing much easier to get info out. I actually made a facebook after that just in case I died because it was such an easy thing to work with.
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Oct 13, 2019 08:19
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I just play video games with my nephew and have a good time. Oh, and I leave the front door open so death can come in instead of busting up one of my windows.
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Oct 13, 2019 11:46
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I just watched Midsommar while on mushrooms I'm prepared for life and death.
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Oct 13, 2019 12:35
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I want to make it clear that I do NOT eat out of a dog bowl EVERY night. Those are special occasions.
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Oct 13, 2019 15:13
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Burt Sexual posted:Nothing, I like surprises, especially that one. Burt stole my answer.
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Oct 13, 2019 15:59
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A secret envelope with my account info to be directly overnighted to the second worst poster on the forums in the event of my demise
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Oct 13, 2019 16:03
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My life is profoundly empty of meaning, joy or change. There is nothing I am looking forward to or working towards. I have no happy memories or positive experiences, no thoughts or feelings that could be considered worth holding onto or sharing. But neither do I suffer or experience anything notably negative. My life simply lacks anything of interest. Death will be a relief, but even then only a minor one: less a relief from suffering than a relief from work.
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Oct 13, 2019 16:03
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That's actually very good. You ought to leave mortal temptations behind namaste
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Oct 13, 2019 16:16
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Guildenstern Mother posted:true facts from finding my ex dead in my apartment: leave yourself logged into facebook on someone's computer, ideally your SO's. Makes the whole funeral thing much easier to get info out. I actually made a facebook after that just in case I died because it was such an easy thing to work with. wait what
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Oct 13, 2019 20:07
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I looked into all my various insurance a while back and found that I’m actually worth more dead, than alive. I should probably correct that.
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Oct 14, 2019 01:37
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treat posted:I just play video games with my nephew and have a good time. This is good and you are a cool person.
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Oct 14, 2019 01:59
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I try to help people but not in a patronizing or infantilizing way and I also jerk off my hog... annnnd I mean that's about it.
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Oct 14, 2019 02:04
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Burt Sexual posted:I looked into all my various insurance a while back and found that I’m actually worth more dead, than alive. I should probably correct that. I'm pretty worthless either way.
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Oct 14, 2019 02:36
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Obsidianheart posted:I'm pretty worthless either way. Maybe correct that.
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Oct 14, 2019 02:45
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maker posted:Smoke an endless amount of weed
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Oct 14, 2019 03:02
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Stand on a giant log bridge signalling my willingness to die by carving a line diagonally through my chest with a large hunting knife.
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Oct 14, 2019 06:02
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Clean my butthole
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Oct 14, 2019 06:05
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While you prepare for death, I study the blade.
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Oct 14, 2019 06:31
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I'm slowly preserving myself in ethanol.
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Oct 14, 2019 06:31
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:A secret envelope with my account info to be directly overnighted to the second worst poster on the forums in the event of my demise Thank you I'll keep an eye out.
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Oct 14, 2019 06:46
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I hope to God someone has already posted "magnet your hard drive," but in case they haven't, "magnet your hard drive."
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Oct 14, 2019 07:00
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I wish goons enjoyed life more. I mean you're a goon, an heir to the throne of Internet Comedy, a member of the preeminent online website Something Awful. You're beautiful and you have value dammit
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Oct 14, 2019 07:06
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sweet thursday posted:I wish goons enjoyed life more. I mean you're a goon, an heir to the throne of Internet Comedy, a member of the preeminent online website Something Awful. Well drat. that was cool.
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Oct 14, 2019 07:16
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The best way to prepare for death is to get a cat so that it can fulfil its lifelong dream of eating a human
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Oct 14, 2019 07:22
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Make sure your socks are all mated
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Oct 14, 2019 07:30
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LOL, whenever I call my insurance agent's office they try to sell me life insurance. I always say it won't be my problem because I will be deceased
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Oct 14, 2019 08:15
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AOCs Pink Pearl posted:Make sure your socks are all mated I already do this, but it has nothing to do with preparing for death. It's just that socks. Must. Be. In. Pairs. I also fold my underwear.
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Oct 14, 2019 08:17
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I already do this, but it has nothing to do with preparing for death. It's just that socks. Must. Be. In. Pairs. ... Everyone matches their socks and folds their underwear dude this isn't some unique kink you've got.
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