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Lately I've been making sure my clothes are clean, dishes washed, garbage taken out. Also making sure my apartment is clean. Ashtray needs to be emptied and wine bottles neatly placed for refund before bedtime. All so that if they find me dead, at least they'd say I've lived a decent life. What do you do to prepare for the inevitable?
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Oct 12, 2019 20:06
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I post on the SA forums, op
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Oct 12, 2019 20:10
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I want to be found slumped over at my desk, typing a post on.....................
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Oct 12, 2019 20:11
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I will never die OP
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Oct 12, 2019 20:13
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 I have this app that reminds me I'm going to eventually die 5x a day I'm still not convinced
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Oct 12, 2019 20:14
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Getting drunk everynight so when the bucket tips at least its a bucket of alcohol. Ayee.
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Oct 12, 2019 20:17
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Tie a belt around my neck and masterbate, mainly.
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Oct 12, 2019 20:18
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Smoke an endless amount of weed
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Oct 12, 2019 20:30
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Freezer full of semen, fridge full of semen & a dead man's switch that lights up a huge billboard in the front yard saying COME AND GET IT
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Oct 12, 2019 20:31
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pay my life insurance?
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Oct 12, 2019 20:39
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Make sure you empty your balls and bowels
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Oct 12, 2019 20:42
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maker posted:Smoke an endless amount of weed
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Oct 12, 2019 20:43
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I stopped buying useless poo poo and I'm slowly getting rid of everything I've accumulated. I figure that when I've gotten rid of everything it'll be a good time to go.
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Oct 12, 2019 20:43
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Cash out your life insurance and blow it all on cocaine
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Oct 12, 2019 20:43
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also the weed thing
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Oct 12, 2019 20:45
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poverty goat posted:Cash out your life insurance and blow it all on cocaine how much cocaine would $38.64 per month get me?
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Oct 12, 2019 20:49
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Put all the sex toys in a labeled box so the person who has to clean out my apartment knows better than to open it.
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Oct 12, 2019 20:54
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Nothing, I like surprises, especially that one.
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Oct 12, 2019 20:58
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A ludicrous amount of hookers and drugs. Like a comical amount
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Oct 12, 2019 21:04
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holographic will used to specify who gets my holographic pokemon cards and who just gets the regular first editions
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Oct 12, 2019 21:09
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I'm ready to leave hellworld and feel the sweet embrace
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Oct 12, 2019 21:18
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Less Is Definitely posted:Put all the sex toys in a labeled box so the person who has to clean out my apartment knows better than to open it. This but also hide a few strategic dildos in odd places. Like the cutlery drawer.
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Oct 12, 2019 22:23
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I got an old broomstick that I practice with as the sun rises to prepare for my inevitable confrontation with Death My one concern though is Death might be actually be a beautiful lady because than I’d get mumbly and not make eye contact so good
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Oct 12, 2019 22:27
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practice
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Oct 12, 2019 22:55
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remind myself that death is probably preferable to the post climate crash hellscape awaiting us all
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Oct 12, 2019 22:58
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I can't wait for the afterlife, gonna hang with Elvis and John Wayne
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Oct 12, 2019 22:59
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I oil and clean my blade every day.
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Oct 12, 2019 23:05
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I hope I’m found dead with my dick out watching really disturbing pornography so I guess what I’m doing to prepare for death is beating off a lot
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Oct 12, 2019 23:13
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Eat nothing but eggs
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Oct 12, 2019 23:22
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We had a neighbor die about 10 years ago. 70+ years old. Lived by herself in the middle of 10 acres. Well known to be a nudist in the summer months. Heavy smoker. She was found on the swinging chair on her porch, naked, a couple days after death, in hot temperatures, burned out cig in hand. Wasps and poo poo eating her face. Apparently the UPS driver that discovered her corpse was a bit traumatized by the event. I'm not claiming she planned anything, but goddamn that is a beautifully disgusting way to go.
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Oct 12, 2019 23:25
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I like to shut my eyes before I go to sleep and pretend I'm floating in a ceaseless void OP. I figure it's close enough to the real thing to count as sufficient practice
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Oct 12, 2019 23:30
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Professor Shark posted:I got an old broomstick that I practice with as the sun rises to prepare for my inevitable confrontation with Death I hope Death is a hot goth chick so I can also for one last bj on my way out of this mortal coil
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Oct 13, 2019 00:54
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always thought it'd be sick to jump out of a plane and land on one of the spikes on the Statue of Liberty's crown thing then the city decides it's not worth taxpayer dollars to get your body down so your impaled corpse just has to stay up there
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Oct 13, 2019 01:03
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I die a little bit inside each day to build up immunity against death. You know, like with poison, snake bites, etc.
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Oct 13, 2019 01:24
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I've tiled every surface in my house and have hoses, buckets and bleach everywhere, because if it happens it's gonna be messy.
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Oct 13, 2019 01:25
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I try to get about 8 hours practice a night
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Oct 13, 2019 01:28
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Oct 13, 2019 01:30
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I try to be the best person i can be and learn from my mistakes so i don't have to come back here again. Death doesn't scare me tho. Life does.
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Oct 13, 2019 01:36
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Zealander posted:Lately I've been making sure my clothes are clean, dishes washed, garbage taken out. I'm a bit worried about you OP. I worry you are just rehearsing for a genuine suicide attempt.
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Oct 13, 2019 01:41
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