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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Stupid rear end op never told me where he at and the House about to close dumb lying fuk

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


if youre waffle house closes you might not be at wafflehouse

Mojo Jojo
Sep 21, 2005

d0s posted:

when I was a kid I was obsessed with the waffle house because I was from somewhere with real diners so getting to go to the backwards and vaguely sinister southern version of that on road trips or whatever was interesting. instead of a jukebox at each table, they had one for the entire restaurant so you could make all the hillbillies listen to the waffle themed songs they had on there

A jukebox per table? Surely that just makes horrible overlapping noise?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I only eat at the Waffle House that Blippi works at on Tuesdays. And well, it ain't Tuesday.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Pookum posted:

waffle house isnt even cheap anymore and you cant smoke in most of them.

Good, tabacco smoke smells awful.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

if youre waffle house closes you might not be at wafflehouse

Wafflehouse closes at leike 4am, OP slut noob also not GAY???

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
is wafflehouse still a popular hangout for neo-nazis? always thought it was bizarre they chose wafflehouse of all things

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Wafflehouse closes at leike 4am, OP slut noob also not GAY???

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Yaldabaoth posted:

is wafflehouse still a popular hangout for neo-nazis? always thought it was bizarre they chose wafflehouse of all things

It's the only place open when their rallies get out

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This may come as a surprise but waffles were invented by herr waffle, a nazi

cnut
May 3, 2016

Sieg waffle!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
SS Waffenhouse

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Yaldabaoth posted:

SS Waffenhouse

drat...

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I'm not hungover but it sounds kinda good.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

pro starcraft loser posted:



I just wish they had scrapple

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Took my first date to Waffle House when we were in middle school. It worked, because at high school prom she treated me to Waffle House afterward :kimchi:

Then she moved away to a place that doesn't have any Waffle Houses. What a tragedy.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Meat me in the waffle house men’s room handicapped stall

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

bird with big dick posted:

Meat me in the waffle house men’s room handicapped stall

I live there please leave

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I live there please leave

Just passing through for anonymous sex please don’t mind me.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I bet the Waffle House bathroom smells awful

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
lmao at all these coastal liberals who think waffle house bathrooms have stalls. gtfo posers

cnut
May 3, 2016

How are the waffles at Waffle House?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I've never been to a Waffle House.
I absolutely for sure think pancakes way way are better than waffles.

And the best dessert type breakfast is crepes yum. There's a kind of like swedish crepe that has powdered sugar and you squeeze fresh real lemon wedges on it. It's SO GOOD.

You could order this at a chain called Elmers on the west coast 20 years ago at least.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Spinz posted:

I've never been to a Waffle House.
I absolutely for sure think pancakes way way are better than waffles.

And the best dessert type breakfast is crepes yum. There's a kind of like swedish crepe that has powdered sugar and you squeeze fresh real lemon wedges on it. It's SO GOOD.

You could order this at a chain called Elmers on the west coast 20 years ago at least.

Go for the hashbrowns, not the waffles.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Crepes are awesome. I need a crepe pan. Then I need to learn how to make crepes. Then I need to make crepes. Crepes.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

pro starcraft loser posted:

Go for the hashbrowns, not the waffles.

or go someplace that has home fries instead

Percy Teatwillow
Jan 9, 2006

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

d0s posted:

or go someplace that has home fries instead

may I suggest the humble Denny’s

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Spinz posted:

I've never been to a Waffle House.
I absolutely for sure think pancakes way way are better than waffles.

And the best dessert type breakfast is crepes yum. There's a kind of like swedish crepe that has powdered sugar and you squeeze fresh real lemon wedges on it. It's SO GOOD.

You could order this at a chain called Elmers on the west coast 20 years ago at least.

Elmers still exists and still rules

also Original Pancake House

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I eat at waffle mansion you peasant

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I’ve been to a Waffle House before this was like 2007ish I’m a Canadian boy fresh out of uni work sent me down to Georgia for something I ate there was alright

I remember getting lost pulling into a gas station buying a roadmap and then asking the worker some middle age lady where I was and how to get somewhere (before smartphone maps were really a thing) and she was giving me directions like “y’all drive to the second waffle house take a right then y’all drove down to the rock and then blah blah blah), I was like no I’m not going to remember that just show me where on the map we are and I can find it by the roads but she didn’t know how to read a map lmao

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
Waffle House is terrible, it is not good in a down-home way, it is not good in a hearty salt-of-the-earth way, it is pure garbage. OP, I will meet you at Waffle House and explain this point to you in detail.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Spinz posted:

I've never been to a Waffle House.
I absolutely for sure think pancakes way way are better than waffles.

And the best dessert type breakfast is crepes yum. There's a kind of like swedish crepe that has powdered sugar and you squeeze fresh real lemon wedges on it. It's SO GOOD.

You could order this at a chain called Elmers on the west coast 20 years ago at least.

Those are called Dutch babies and they’re easy as hell to make at home.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i like my egg thrippled, gunked, elbowed, and runny as gently caress lets go

gently caress that get it whiffled, schmizzled, and yacked. :haibrower:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
OP you still there? I’m bout to head out in bout 45 minutes.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

anyone been to bootleg waffle house

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

d0s posted:

anyone been to bootleg waffle house


???

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

d0s posted:

anyone been to bootleg waffle house



I hope Mel enjoys their new breakfast.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

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dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005


I'm gonna need to know more

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