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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
I'm talking scattered, smothered, covered, chopped, and topped.

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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
Ok, I'm going, meet me there if you want.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
waffle house isnt even cheap anymore and you cant smoke in most of them.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
We gonna fight?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i like mine slurped, glurped, bliped, and dipped

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
gently caress you this is dennys country

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Where u at

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


gonna fite u nerd

*takes off shirt

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
rumble

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


All right I'm here. I'm standing in front of the counter. Why isn't anyone making eye contact.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

ohnobugs posted:

All right I'm here. I'm standing in front of the counter. Why isn't anyone making eye contact.

/climbs directly on top of the hostess' stand and makes uncomfortably long eye contact

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Thank you.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Where u at

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Tap on the 2nd stall in the wafflehouse bathroom if you dare

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Lieutenant Dan posted:

/climbs directly on top of the hostess

cnut
May 3, 2016

A day without waffles is like a day without...waffles.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

when I was a kid I was obsessed with the waffle house because I was from somewhere with real diners so getting to go to the backwards and vaguely sinister southern version of that on road trips or whatever was interesting. instead of a jukebox at each table, they had one for the entire restaurant so you could make all the hillbillies listen to the waffle themed songs they had on there

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

d0s posted:

when I was a kid I was obsessed with the waffle house because I was from somewhere with real diners so getting to go to the backwards and vaguely sinister southern version of that on road trips or whatever was interesting. instead of a jukebox at each table, they had one for the entire restaurant so you could make all the hillbillies listen to the waffle themed songs they had on there

I've put :10bux: in the jukebox to play the waffle house song on repeat more than once. Who knew that there are multiple versions of that song?

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

d0s posted:

the waffle themed songs they had on there

please tell us more

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
Oh, and whoever wants to fight, let's smoke a bowl by the dumpster and go full on Mortal Combat.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Lieutenant Dan posted:

please tell us more

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Man, is being Waffle House musician a thing you leave off or prominently place on the resume?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
When I went on my first date with my now ex-girlfriend it was in her area so she chose where to go to eat. She picked Wafflehouse and ordered a hamburger.


e: no, wait... that's wrong. It was an IHOP, sorry.

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jul 10, 2021

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

What was so bad about Waffle House Family - Part 2 that they didn't include it, I wonder

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i like my egg thrippled, gunked, elbowed, and runny as gently caress lets go

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'll be in the bathroom OP with a jar of syrup.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i get jalapenos on my hash brown so i can 'accidentally' spill them all over my junk for that sweet sweet burn

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i get jalapenos on my hash brown so i can 'accidentally' spill them all over my junk for that sweet sweet burn

You gonna eat those peppers when you're done?

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXCL3uAYgfc

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
Oh, no, I've found the best Waffle house song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFKLr1Ia4SI

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


my lovely friend stole the waffle house clock one time and i was so jealous i called the cops on him

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

I've had waffles probably twice in my life. They probably weren't good. I didn't like them.

Thanks for being here for that story folks.

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

my lovely friend stole the waffle house clock one time and i was so jealous i called the cops on him

The closest I've gotten to that is stealing the napkin dispenser from Krystal's.

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
I'm still digging the musical theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alqO2AzKhcY

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

if you ask nicely they will give you fry cook hats

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
Here's the one I played on repeat (the first one) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wQi73RfG8

And I regret that I can't find a version 'Grill Operator' that isn't on a subscription service. I'm assuming it's played to the tune of 'Smooth Operator', so I really don't want to hear it and find out that I'm wrong.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
*looks around* poo poo... this is a Cracker Barrel.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Talkc posted:

*looks around* poo poo... this is a Cracker Barrel.

Order me some fried apples, be there in a bit.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
ill uber right now where u at

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Derpies posted:

ill uber right now where u at

Nah, bro, if it's the atl area, we can carpool.

There's over 300 in that area, tho, so we gonna have to narrow it down.

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