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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Zil posted:

MPP has a girlfriend and they watch anime together while eating spaghetti. Unsure about the snake costume though.

That's actually my ex-girlfriend, so just a regular friend now! But it was a similar routine the last woman I dated anyway. It's actually surprisingly easy to find anime-liking girlfriends! In fact I basically had never watched anime until my 20's when I was introduced to it by my girlfriend at the time.

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RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Me, apparently

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I imagine this guy



Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sorry but that dude owns

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Good morning, Nick.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I mean, it's definitely catchy.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Good morning nick

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Goon morning Dick

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
On that subject don't date any good morning America hosts.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I've never been on a date

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Elentor posted:

I imagine this guy





Titties so big they warp the space time continuum to serve u chicken for breakfast in the pm. Cherish them

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
People who willingly play the French horn

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Mooey Cow posted:

People who willingly play the French horn

They stuff their whole drat fist into that hole and some people are into that.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

serious answer: anyone who is rude to uber drivers, waitstaff, or bartenders. it takes like 3 kinds of personality disorder to do that and to not understand why everyone hates people who do that and not care that people hate you for doing that.

Anyone rude or a complete rear end in a top hat to people working in customer service overall. if you're rude to them then you're just a nasty person in general, and you can gently caress right off.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Straight men

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Zil posted:

MPP has a girlfriend and they watch anime together while eating spaghetti. Unsure about the snake costume though.

Jesus Christ :barf::barf:::barf::barf::barf:






Who the gently caress eats spaghetti. Absolute garbage-tier noodle

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Elentor posted:

I imagine this guy





buy nick an account. the 'eating lunch' thread needs him urgently!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

pro starcraft loser posted:

Did she sell knives?

No. She just thought it was pretty terrific to have so many knives I guess.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Nick? From RudeWeb?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Funky See Funky Do posted:

No. She just thought it was pretty terrific to have so many knives I guess.

maybe she was a ninja who had to work late and she was fleeing from palace guards and didn't stop off at home because she didn't want to be late for your date. did you consider that or did you just go straight to being judgmental?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Who What Now posted:

Nick? From RudeWeb?

That's Rick

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

dad body

BadFilmBestFilm
Jun 2, 2021
People with a really exciting opportunity you just won't want to miss.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Those ones where you go to the bathroom and they're not there when you come back.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the living

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Elentor posted:

I imagine this guy





Well? Why didn't you say 'good morning nick' like he asked? Jeez selfish!!!!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


_________________________/
Say good morning nick

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
Dudes.

But that's just my personal preference, might not be the same for everyone.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
"feisty" girls. it's code for angry whiner.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
cops

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Workaday Wizard posted:

"feisty" girls. it's code for angry whiner.

Are they self-describing as feisty???

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
serial killers

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Elentor posted:

I imagine this guy





dude's got a brain like a 1980s text adventure parser

>e

Kitchen
Nick is here. "Good morning," he says.

>good morning

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

>say good morning

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

>say "good morning nick"

Nick smiles. "I brought you some chicken." He thrusts a platter of chicken meat at you.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
At this point in my life I can't afford to be all that picky so basically as long as someone is alive, conscious, and not racist I'm good.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

CPL593H posted:

At this point in my life I can't afford to be all that picky so basically as long as someone is alive, conscious, and not racist I'm good.

I'm dead, unconscious, and racist

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Ugly, stupid people with bad personalities and hygiene.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Im so lonely

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

runnypoops posted:

Im so lonely

Are you alive, conscious, and not racist?

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Nick

e: also my ex was a terrible person to date

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