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Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
What kind of people should you stay away from?

I stay away from white guys who own boats.

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KonMari DeathMetal
Dec 20, 2009
Minotaurs

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dead body

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
short

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Nirvikalpa posted:

stay away from white guys

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012


Minotaurs with Borderline Personality Disorder

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dead body

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
won't go anywhere without a plan

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."


:tizzy: WOMEN ARE SO SHALLOW! BUT IF I WANT A 9/10 VIRGIN WITH BIG rear end TITTIES SUDDENLY IM THE PIG. It’s such a double standard. THE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR A MAN IS 5’5”

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Nirvikalpa posted:

What kind of people should you stay away from?

I stay away from white guys who own boats.

Funny of YOU to post this thread.
You left for the bathroom and escaped through the window! In my car!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dead body

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Modulo16 posted:

:tizzy: WOMEN ARE SO SHALLOW! BUT IF I WANT A 9/10 VIRGIN WITH BIG rear end TITTIES SUDDENLY IM THE PIG. It’s such a double standard. THE AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR A MAN IS 5’5”

The average is 5'5"? I thought it was 4'. This is very unsettling.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I've talked about this here before, but women who want kids.

I made a decision in my teens to not have kids, and it's served me well some 25 years later. Even if I find a genuine connection with someone whom I could consider a soul mate/woman of my dreams that just happens to want to have kids, then she really isn't my soul mate/woman of my dreams. That's just how it is with me :shrug:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nirvikalpa posted:

What kind of people should you stay away from?

I stay away from white guys who own boats.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Goons

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dead body

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Who What Now posted:

The average is 5'5"? I thought it was 4'. This is very unsettling.

GOD DAMMIT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THE AVERAGE WAS HIGHER AND I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! :argh:

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
The public have voted and it's me, apparently

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

By popular demand posted:

Funny of YOU to post this thread.
You left for the bathroom and escaped through the window! In my car!

if someone drove my car out the bathroom window i would be turned on

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Me :smith:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Aardvark! posted:

if someone drove my car out the bathroom window i would be turned on

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Noted.:thunk:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If someone is bad to date I would just stop dating them, OP.

I think this strategy is key to success in dating.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Senior Citizens OP.


Also kids.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Cousins

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
a bear trap placed at groin height

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Meme Poker Party posted:

If someone is bad to date I would just stop dating them, OP.

I think this strategy is key to success in dating.

And just what do you know about dating? Not a single lamia or any other snake girl has been seen for over 2 decades, and l don't think you have what it takes to convince women to put on an elaborate snake costume for your benefit.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Clergy.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


By popular demand posted:

And just what do you know about dating? Not a single lamia or any other snake girl has been seen for over 2 decades, and l don't think you have what it takes to convince women to put on an elaborate snake costume for your benefit.

MPP has a girlfriend and they watch anime together while eating spaghetti. Unsure about the snake costume though.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

serious answer: anyone who is rude to uber drivers, waitstaff, or bartenders. it takes like 3 kinds of personality disorder to do that and to not understand why everyone hates people who do that and not care that people hate you for doing that.

joke answer: [name of poster who said 'me' or some variation thereon]

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


This is starting to feel like reverse psychology. What do you know about dating sexy dead bodies? Share the good stuff.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I once went on a date with someone who bought a backpack full of knives with her. So, her.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


probably people with ebola

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Anyone that posts on, or has heard of, the internet

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Anyone who is actually three people in a trench coat. You only need to get burned a dozen times before you learn that lesson

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I once went on a date with someone who bought a backpack full of knives with her. So, her.

Did she sell knives?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Anyone who really likes horses

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

ikanreed posted:

Anyone who is actually three people in a trench coat. You only need to get burned a dozen times before you learn that lesson

It's actually great when you yourself are also three people in a trench coat

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



humans

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003
https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1426244579502739463

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
.45 and a shovel

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