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The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008

Gonna have to rename it OnlyFan cuz they're only gonna have one left

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Jan 23, 2006

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Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Dandywalken posted:

I want to hear Wizard Masters opinion

He's been banned from this website following complaints by Discover.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this all makes perfect sense when you realise they want to cash out as billionaires and they can't go public selling porn and would happily destroy the whole site to do so instead of making reliable bank as they currently are. credit card companies don't give a gently caress lol HSBC got caught laundering billions in cash for the mexican cartels

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Jose posted:

this all makes perfect sense when you realise they want to cash out as billionaires and they can't go public selling porn and would happily destroy the whole site to do so instead of making reliable bank as they currently are. credit card companies don't give a gently caress lol HSBC got caught laundering billions in cash for the mexican cartels


pro starcraft loser posted:

"I HATE MONEY"

-OnlyFans Board Members

Withdrawn

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

YeahTubaMike posted:

I'm not going to claim to be an expert on OnlyFans, but like...what would the point of a non-explicit OnlyFans even be? :psyduck:

Key to easy OnlyFans money: read old video game manuals in a whispery ASMR voice. The Memoirs of Cap’n Sidney out of the Pirates! manual alone will make you rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

staplegun
Sep 21, 2003

Very brave of them to commit suicide instead of carrying crypto legitimacy on its back.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

this all makes perfect sense when you realise they want to cash out as billionaires and they can't go public selling porn and would happily destroy the whole site to do so instead of making reliable bank as they currently are. credit card companies don't give a gently caress lol HSBC got caught laundering billions in cash for the mexican cartels

It's society's fault for stigmatizing porn to the point where a company can't sell it if it wants to go public.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Did Only Fans start with having full on porn or that developed later as the site took off?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


staplegun posted:

Very brave of them to commit suicide instead of carrying crypto legitimacy on its back.

lol

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Cubone posted:

boners.com announces boner ban

i miss boners.com

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Jan 27, 2018

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Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Banning pornographic content really worked out for betamax and laserdisc so im told

This is a common misconception, neither of these formats failed because they "banned porn." They didn't ban porn. VHS won because runtime mattered, not quality, and LaserDisc failed in the US (but not really so much in Asia) because it was just incredibly expensive compared to... VHS. Not to mention the disks were incredibly fragile and hard to produce.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mail me a cashier's check at my PO box and I'll mail you a picture of Uncle Enzo's bhole

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May 25, 2002

OnlyFans to Stop Existing in November

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
The site is designed like a paywalled myspace, good riddance. And the business model means you not only have to subscribe to the model, but pay for each video on top of that. Seriously, people are paying 60 bucks a pop to see Amouranth lick a dildo

Anime Bernie Bro
Feb 4, 2020

FUCK MY ASSHOLE, LOL
there's nothing inherently sexual about the female form, you guys need to open your minds and free the nipples man

bort
Mar 13, 2003

Pontificating rear end posted:

The site is designed like a paywalled myspace, good riddance. And the business model means you not only have to subscribe to the model, but pay for each video on top of that. Seriously, people are paying 60 bucks a pop to see Amouranth lick a dildo
Sort of. There are really two models for normal creators. There's a high-priced subscription where the mook gets all their content, and there's a low-priced/free subscription where customers typically pay for individual videos. There are the Belle Delphine-type creators who can demand both, but most don't have that kind of pull.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Lol I honestly thought this was the whole point of the site. Oh man they are hosed if they think people will use this thing for anything else

Korthal
May 26, 2011

McDonalds Announces They're Going to Stop Selling Food to Focus on McCafe

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Steadiman posted:

throwing this out for any VCs out there: OnlyBans, where you can pay to get banned. The more you pay, the quicker you get banned. Disrupting the OnlyIndustry

somethingawful.com did this 20 years ago

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
There was another piece of OnlyFans news today. Rachel Dolezal just set up an OnlyFans page for feet pics.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jose Oquendo posted:

There was another piece of OnlyFans news today. Rachel Dolezal just set up an OnlyFans page for feet pics.

lmao no fuckin way

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Sid Vicious posted:

lmao no fuckin way

https://onlyfans.com/racheldolezal?ltclid=


This is the link she posted on her instagram so it's legit.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You know it's kind of sad. Between this as tumblr I think we may be witnessing the end of internet porn.

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Dec 25, 2020

 
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:

This is a common misconception, neither of these formats failed because they "banned porn." They didn't ban porn. VHS won because runtime mattered, not quality, and LaserDisc failed in the US (but not really so much in Asia) because it was just incredibly expensive compared to... VHS. Not to mention the disks were incredibly fragile and hard to produce.

Thanks, I didn't know that! :)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Gosh I sure hope the owners will be ok with with their billions after they bail and leave the millions of sex workers with a drastically reduced income source from a website that dies within a year.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Jose Oquendo posted:

There was another piece of OnlyFans news today. Rachel Dolezal just set up an OnlyFans page for feet pics.

What race are her feet?!

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

i honestly thought this was a porno website. is it not? what will people use it for if it isn't? Never went on there. I really thought it was just for pornos or something. Wow, I feel kinda silly now. I never really thought about it.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
So what happened to PornHub's traffic after they got rid of user uploads and resultingly, like 2/3rds of their videos? I haven't heard anything about that since it happened.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Jose Oquendo posted:

There was another piece of OnlyFans news today. Rachel Dolezal just set up an OnlyFans page for feet pics.

I saw this and in the picture on the article her feet had a fly on them

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I saw this and in the picture on the article her feet had a fly on them

i bet...i bet its the fly from the hair lol from the time...u know which fly

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Goddamn OF, i don’t come down to where YOU WORK and slap the DICK out of YOUR MOUTH. :jerkbag:

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Soooo what I'm hearing is that there's going to be a hole in the market....

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

hell astro course posted:

i honestly thought this was a porno website. is it not? what will people use it for if it isn't?

Sign up for my OnlyFans and I will send you an image of an anime/cartoon character eating a burger every week.


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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Can anyone shed some light on why the hell banks give a poo poo what you’re using their credit cards for? Like as long as it’s legal why should they give a heck?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Gosh I sure hope the owners will be ok with with their billions after they bail and leave the millions of sex workers with a drastically reduced income source from a website that dies within a year.

Aardvark! posted:

So what happened to PornHub's traffic after they got rid of user uploads and resultingly, like 2/3rds of their videos? I haven't heard anything about that since it happened.

This whole situation seems primed for someone else to swoop in and make a better site, but I'm not sure that's gonna happen. Seems like there has been a PORN VACUUM since pornhub's content was cut to a single percent of its original.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
What site will ban female presenting nipples next!?

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

seems like it's time for SA to get a homegrown porn sub again.

Who wants to make some videos?! :heysexy:

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