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I’m not even stressing about these limp dick weirdos. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT GUYS!  I shaved my rear end for nothing, again. 
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Far as I know they just give each other gaudy metal pogs and glue them to their cars and talk about George Washington and Confucianism etc.while wearing robes... just robes 
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The first masonry is free to get you hooked, after that it's 20 bucks a brick. And they get to use your toilet
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You know what? It’s cool. It’s just some guys that like to get together from time to time. Nbd. Some of them aren’t out. Hence the secrecy and the masks. Don’t show up to the party in sequins with a saddle. Like I get it guys. Just some men enjoying each other’s company. https://youtube.com/shorts/YzSVmsrJEzk?feature=share
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Don’t all poo poo your pants at once guys jeez. 
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Katamari Democracy posted:I rode a goat once. You got to ride a goat? Buddy, they don’t even let me ride the goat.
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I've got a secondhand apron 
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I'm starting my own Freemason Society, except with no blackjack and no hookers.
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My knees are not real
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I'm gonna go around telling people I'm a freemason, since there aren't any real freemasons to give me a cease and desist.
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GetDunked posted:I'm starting my own Freemason Society, except with no blackjack and no hookers. The hell is the point then
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jk2FD_z2Y
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I found some free cinder blocks on Craigslist, OP.
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Literally A Person posted:I found some free cinder blocks on Craigslist, OP. Know what your getting into. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Know what your getting into. I'm not gonna let some devil worshipers scare me off from building my new thrill grill patio.
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Literally A Person posted:I'm not gonna let some devil worshipers scare me off from building my new thrill grill patio. But if you want that patio grill to burn hot.. REALLY HOT, you’re gonna need those devil worshippers.. 
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The old Masonic lodge in my town got bought and completely renovated by the Unitarian Church. It's a super-nice building now with lots of skylights and windows. It used to look like a very drab 1960s archival bunker. I wonder how many cursed artifacts the Unitarians had to clear out when they acquired the place...
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:The hell is the point then I'm just sick of em is all
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Literally A Person posted:I found some free cinder blocks on Craigslist, OP. freema balls . . .
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Oct 24, 2022 19:51
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Freemason? Pfft try freebeer
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your mom isn't real haha 
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I want to join the Freemasons so I can enslave them and rename them the Slavemasons.
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Tiny buildings constructed entirely by fleamasons. THEY RUN THE loving COUNTRY IDIOTS.
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"The buildings, Mason. How are they free?"
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Literally A Person posted:Tiny buildings constructed entirely by fleamasons. THEY RUN THE loving COUNTRY IDIOTS. when they say jump, you say how high? no really, how high?? how the gently caress am i supposed to jump that loving high?
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Peemasons. They say piss, you say how hard? Like makeup remover hard or tinkle tinkle heres a Kleenex or two? 
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mydad always said "why freemason when you can rusicrucian for free"
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You know what? I don’t even want to know what those fuckers get up to. Wrinkly, leathery skin all entangled on deerskin rugs, stretching and creaking skin and bones, like a reptile terrarium, slow, stretchy humping that’s always a little bit of a struggle both ways, a warm glowing fire blazing the depth of anger in each other’s eyes, glugging warm scotch, throwing it back like some college boys, sensually teaching each other to play pool, beef jerky skin moaning and weeping with each shot, like a dry shellac, wet open mouth kisses, dry wormy lips leaking spit and scotch down every subtle ebb and flow of each wrinkle, like a musty relief map of Father Time, the way a wet raisin sort of becomes a grape again. Mmmmmm.  But you know what? If “Johnny Lunati” isn’t the password  , that’s cool, whatever, keep it movin etc.
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Literally A Person posted:I found some free cinder blocks on Craigslist, OP. one time at Rutgers we found these cinderblocks lying around and we carried them a half mile to drop them off the top of this parking deck on top of the sodium lights below. four of them. it was loud and destroyed the lights.
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Literally A Person posted:I'm not gonna let some devil worshipers scare me off from building my new thrill grill patio. drat I'm looking for cinder blocks to hold my grill too, wild. 
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lil' mini hibachi fucker
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You know what? I don’t even want to know what those fuckers get up to. Wrinkly, leathery skin all entangled on deerskin rugs, stretching and creaking skin and bones, like a reptile terrarium, slow, stretchy humping that’s always a little bit of a struggle both ways, a warm glowing fire blazing the depth of anger in each other’s eyes, glugging warm scotch, throwing it back like some college boys, sensually teaching each other to play pool, beef jerky skin moaning and weeping with each shot, like a dry shellac, wet open mouth kisses, dry wormy lips leaking spit and scotch down every subtle ebb and flow of each wrinkle, like a musty relief map of Father Time, the way a wet raisin sort of becomes a grape again. Mmmmmm. he knows too much
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You better start believing in freemasons, you're in one
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You know what? I don’t even want to know what those fuckers get up to. Wrinkly, leathery skin all entangled on deerskin rugs, stretching and creaking skin and bones, like a reptile terrarium, slow, stretchy humping that’s always a little bit of a struggle both ways, a warm glowing fire blazing the depth of anger in each other’s eyes, glugging warm scotch, throwing it back like some college boys, sensually teaching each other to play pool, beef jerky skin moaning and weeping with each shot, like a dry shellac, wet open mouth kisses, dry wormy lips leaking spit and scotch down every subtle ebb and flow of each wrinkle, like a musty relief map of Father Time, the way a wet raisin sort of becomes a grape again. Mmmmmm. This truly is a sight to behold.
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For one of the confirmation rituals, they dress you as a goat to chase through the halls buck naked, throwing masonry blocks.
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Big Beef City posted:drat I'm looking for cinder blocks to hold my grill too, wild. Lookin good BBC, you marinate them chunks in anything good?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lookin good BBC, you marinate them chunks in anything good? oh that ain't MY pic, just a general "this is what it looks like" kind of thing.
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Big Beef City posted:oh that ain't MY pic, just a general "this is what it looks like" kind of thing. Oh my bad. I didn’t even know they made li’l charcoal hibachis like that and I thought it was neat.
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