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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Pop some more of your idiot pills and forget about it you conspiracy theory munching b-hole eater. Those fuckers don’t even exist. Shits not real. They don’t have magical powers or have sex with goat people to attain the anger of the devil. :airquote: JUST loving FORGET ABOUT IT, there’s nothing weird about ugly men getting together in mansions. They’re just realistic about who’s in what league or whatever. :gay:

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Freemason? No I'm a slavecarpenter

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I just found out it's possible for the forums to say a thread has 1 reply and no views. Neat.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Dixville posted:

I just found out it's possible for the forums to say a thread has 1 reply and no views. Neat.

Oh here we go, another BIG FREEMASON CONSPIRACY THEORY. Sadbrains. :jerkbag:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Got turned away from the Lodge again, huh, Clammy?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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CaptainSarcastic posted:

Got turned away from the Lodge again, huh, Clammy?

You zip it pal. :catbert:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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If it isn't real, then how are you thinking about it :smuggo:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

If it isn't real, then how are you thinking about it :smuggo:

I just thought about Porcupine Hindenburg, hmmmmmm. :thunkin:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my god, the porcupaity!!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


its actually VERY expensive.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
BOGOmasonry

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The biggest irony is that you have to pay membership fees.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i leik the simpsons episode :kiddo:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

flubber nuts posted:

its actually VERY expensive.

You know what? I have like 3 builders standards that are completely free. Suck on that. :colbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

The biggest irony is that you have to pay membership fees.

The should really give out coupons or whatever. :jerkbag:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
more like the illuminotfree

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





:wrong:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
My grandfather was a 32nd degree freemason so he was like king freemason or some poo poo idk how it works

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
I rode a goat once.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
There's definitely a mason's hall or whatever in my town. All the windows are bricked up so I guess they are practicing

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



There's an old boomer Freemason guy who lives in my basement and having him around makes me wish Freemasons didn't exist because then I wouldn't have to deal with him! Har har!

Everything he's ever said about it has convinced me that the Stonecutters episode of the Simpsons was a documentary.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They all have secret bro-sex in the lodge just like every other dumb guys club

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
as a jack mormon, does it count the rituals I did were copied from the masons?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

They all have secret bro-sex in the lodge just like every other dumb guys club

You know what? It’s cool. It’s just some guys that like to get together from time to time. Nbd. Some of them aren’t out. Hence the secrecy and the masks. Don’t show up to the party in sequins with a saddle. Like I get it guys. Just some men enjoying each other’s company.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I remember making fun of freemason goons because of their silly white gloves thank you for attending my ted talk

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Self-employed carpenters are way worse

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
masonry has been all downhill since it went f2p. now it's just a bunch of gacha game bullshit. gently caress you I'm not buying 20 brick boxes just hoping that I roll the brick I need.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Free gay son

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Katamari Democracy posted:

I rode a goat once.

a goat rode me

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean, ok, maybe I don’t want to jack off into the baphomet :airquote: guys. But I’m like down with the scene or whatever. Like if that’s the only thing that defines your relationship you are destined to be miserable. :shrug:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I was applying for college scholarships once and one of the questions asked if I was a free mason and what my families lodge number was or some poo poo. The conspiracies are real!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Shoulda lied and said yes

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Never trust any ideology that excludes people for arbitrary reasons like race and gender, it's a huge warning flag that the ideology was simply created by men to justify their own biases.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The building that used to be a Masonic lodge is now my 9 year old’s dance studio. From blood ritual to tap and jazz.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'm a freeplumber. We control the poo poo water

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I feel like using mortar helps immensely with masonry, dunno why these dummies keep on insisting to not use it.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Ok rear end in a top hat we are very real and definitely not just jackin it in this here mason lodge

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

My nephew's dad is a Freemason. He failed upward into a lot of good paying jobs

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




if freemasons aren't real then who exactly is keeping the metric system down and making steve guttenberg a star?

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Freemasonry Real Hahahaha

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