|
Romes posted:- sex 9 times in 1 day. can confirm the last couple it's simply for the record and not very enjoyable. You had my utmost respect until the last two points where I thought to myself you should just burn yourself, monk style.
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 18:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 7, 2024 09:27 |
|
|
dick has reached new lengths
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 19:38
|
|
|
Mainly Beetles and the Stones.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 19:40
|
|
|
i can hold my breath for 2.5 minutes
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 19:47
|
|
|
PlantRobot posted:i can hold my dick for 2.5 minutes
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 19:48
|
|
|
^impressive! does that include the time it takes to find it?
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 19:51
|
|
|
i feel like the word hold has a pretty narrow definition idk
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 19:53
|
|
|
i have the smallest carbon footprint in rhe world bc my feet are v small
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 19:55
|
|
|
echronorian posted:I did MDMA/sassafras with a super fit 46 year old and busted guts hard u hosed a old dude while high on a drug that yosemite sam used as a curse word *fist bumps u*
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 19:57
|
|
|
I've had more gay sex than any of my straight friends and more straight sex than any of my gay friends. I had more than 10 orgasms in a 24-hour period once. I routinely bike to work in triple digit weather. On the other extreme I used to walk the dog every day in a t-shirt and shorts in freezing weather. For about a year of time I ate a bowl of ice cream a day with no ill effects. I also had nothing to drink for one month except Mr Pibb from the university's soft drink dispenser. No water, no juice, nothing except that. I have made more money than I've spent playing chess. I have never given Apple money. I am the oldest person I know who's never been outside the country (27). I have watched the Wrath of Khan more times than any other movie I've ever seen, probably by at least a factor of two.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 20:13
|
|
|
Ilikedirt posted:u hosed a old dude while high on a drug that yosemite sam used as a curse word only ironically
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 20:32
|
|
|
I've had a 192 hour 2 week paycheck. It wasn't worth it. Driven 165 mph or so Didn't have a single argument for 1 entire year with a girlfriend Ummm Watched an entire season of 30 rock in one sitting probably some other stuff man i dunno im not good at remembering poo poo like this go away
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 20:53
|
|
|
Drank almost a gallon of milk at lunch (summer camp silliness)
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:11
|
|
|
I've been drinking 1 to 2 gallons of water a day for 13 years now.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:15
|
|
|
The-Mole posted:I've been drinking 1 to 2 gallons of water a day for 13 years now. that's loving insane how often do you pee?
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:15
|
|
|
The Feldman Felcher posted:Drank almost a gallon of milk at lunch (summer camp silliness) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enY771qAmvk
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:17
|
|
|
Every few hours
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:17
|
|
|
I've ridden 100 miles on a bicycle in a day. I have gotten mail from at least 50 countries. These are my two favorite accomplishments.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:22
|
|
|
5 golden manbabies
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:24
|
|
|
butplug accident posted:5 golden manbabies youre an abortion of psychotherapy man seriously you need to end your life
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:25
|
|
|
mookface posted:youre an abortion of psychotherapy man seriously you need to end your life suck me off joyboy
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:28
|
|
|
butplug accident posted:suck me off joyboy any place any time you nonsensical madman
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:48
|
|
|
please dont start a flame war in gbs take it to fyad
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 21:49
|
|
|
-gone 29 years without being called joyboy
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 22:03
|
|
|
THS posted:please dont start a flame war in gbs take it to fyad you're right man its cool. I love you butplug accident i'll take your dick freely
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 22:05
|
|
|
The-Mole posted:I've been drinking 1 to 2 gallons of water a day for 13 years now. mookface posted:that's loving insane how often do you pee? Thats really not that much. Like its alot for a normal non active person but any athlete, serious lifter or someone who just fucks around consistently in the gym or anyone who does strenuous physical activity will easily down a gallon plus no problem. I do about a gallon and a half a day My pee is clear I am well hydrated at all times
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 22:09
|
|
|
Waroduce posted:Thats really not that much. Like its alot for a normal non active person but any athlete, serious lifter or someone who just fucks around consistently in the gym or anyone who does strenuous physical activity will easily down a gallon plus no problem. I guess climate plays a factor. even in the summer I drink two litres a day tops
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 22:13
|
|
|
I read this garbage thread in its entirety. Although someone will be probably beat my record soon, it's enough for my personal record.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 22:39
|
|
|
Ignoarints posted:Didn't have a single argument for 1 entire year with a girlfriend calling bullshit on this one
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 22:55
|
|
|
I hold the world record for most times being born as myself.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 23:00
|
|
|
i have the world record for cumming in my own pants in 1 hour. cummed like 80 times top that u basic rear end b*tchs
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 23:05
|
|
|
Ilikedirt posted:i have the world record for cumming in my own pants in 1 hour. cummed like 80 times top that u basic rear end b*tchs who do you know that can confirm that's a lot of cum and by the seventh or eighth cum nothing comes out and I know that for a fact so do those count?
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 23:06
|
|
|
today i topped my katana sharpening personal record. sharpened hanzo steel to a razors edge FIVe times today. after thadt i practiced tai chi. uh i guess u could say im unf*ckwittable heh
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 23:07
|
|
|
mookface posted:who do you know that can confirm that's a lot of cum and by the seventh or eighth cum nothing comes out and I know that for a fact so do those count?  this nigga got a small rear end prostate
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 23:08
|
|
|
babypolis posted:calling bullshit on this one It gets into what you'd call an argument but my GF & I haven't raised our voices at each other in...I can't even remember. We're both just pretty chill.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2014 23:55
|
|
|
I spent 1,100 in a single afternoon in Thailand
|
|
#
?
Jun 10, 2014 00:38
|
|
|
One time in high school I played Civ 3 nonstop from 3pm Friday to sometime Sunday morning. Also one time I took a poop that was like 13 inches long.
|
|
#
?
Jun 10, 2014 00:58
|
|
|
echronorian posted:I spent 1,100 in a single afternoon in Thailand is that the going rate for homosexual prostitutes these days?
|
|
#
?
Jun 10, 2014 00:59
|
|
|
Windows 98 posted:is that the going rate for homosexual prostitutes these days? Those are child prostitute or 'melon bum boy' prices
|
|
#
?
Jun 10, 2014 01:11
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 7, 2024 09:27 |
|
|
I ate an ounce of potent mushrooms a couple times. Stuff where 1/16-1/8 would get my friends super high. I used to really like frying hard. I like this thread. Really fun to sit around and remember stuff like this. Someone mentioned 28 shots in a sitting . That's my record too, although my friend and I once sat down with three bottles of Gentleman Jack at 8 am and had finished them all by 1 pm (750 ml) Edit: my wii sports resort golf record is only -7 Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Jun 10, 2014 |
|
#
?
Jun 10, 2014 01:43
|
|
