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What are your standing and current personal records? I went thirty months without eating meat once. I once masturbated 11 times in one day. One time I worked 18 hours a day six days in a row. My current records are:
What are your records boys? How much pizza have you eaten in a fiscal quarter? How many human lives have you taken in a season of the witch?
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-I'm gay
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Jun 9, 2014 09:43
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echronorian posted:-I'm gay Pretty solid how long you held that bro
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Jun 9, 2014 09:44
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I'm holding it right now
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Jun 9, 2014 09:45
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Jun 9, 2014 09:46
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drank beer for 7 hours straight
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Jun 9, 2014 09:48
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My boner is 4.328 inches.
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Jun 9, 2014 09:49
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gnarlyhotep posted:drank beer for 7 hours straight Come on harv you can do better than that or do you just go haaaaaard
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Jun 9, 2014 09:49
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I did a 44 hour cocaine and rum bender in Costa Rica. I had to bang 8 times just to sleep and I made her squirt twice
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Jun 9, 2014 09:50
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i got scarab lord on wow
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Jun 9, 2014 09:51
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also had both the hotdog and the cheeseburger pizza hut pizzas
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Jun 9, 2014 09:51
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I had sex with a girl 7 times in a night but by the end it was like manual labour and not really very fun. Also my dick hurt a lot the next day. I have drank 35 standard drinks in one waking period.
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Jun 9, 2014 09:52
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prob a goon record but I've gone 8 nights now without wetting the bed
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Jun 9, 2014 09:52
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Pawn 17 posted:My boner is 4.328 inches. 
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Jun 9, 2014 09:54
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Neurosis posted:I had sex with a girl 7 times in a night but by the end it was like manual labour and not really very fun. Also my dick hurt a lot the next day. Yeah I know that feel but thats young love you do stupid poo poo. Still you came in a lady 7 times in one night and thats awesome yoibbeat my six
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Jun 9, 2014 09:55
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mookface posted:Come on harv you can do better than that or do you just go haaaaaard like most things I just don't really give a poo poo anymore
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Jun 9, 2014 10:00
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28 hits of acid
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Jun 9, 2014 10:00
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jarvis cocker posted:28 hits of acid Are you loving serious
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Jun 9, 2014 10:01
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mookface posted:Are you loving serious yes, and dont call me loving serious
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Jun 9, 2014 10:01
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jarvis cocker posted:yes, and dont call me loving serious That's a lot of cid man the most I've done it eight and you havr my respect. Do you remember any of it
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Jun 9, 2014 10:05
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mookface posted:That's a lot of cid man the most I've done it eight and you havr my respect. Do you remember any of it yeah, vaguely, but i barely remember most of my life hth
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Jun 9, 2014 10:07
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tbh tho i think with LSD you reach a limit and it's not even really more intense but more of a waste of the drug if you keep dosing, hth
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Jun 9, 2014 10:08
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How many strawberries you eaten in one day?
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Jun 9, 2014 10:08
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I ate an entire deep dish pizza by myself when I was in college. I don't know how I didn't throw up that night. Beat the NES TMNT1 game, gently caress that game but I did it. Banged a mother & daughter
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Jun 9, 2014 10:09
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strawberries dipped in sugar or plain strawbabies
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Jun 9, 2014 10:10
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LethalGeek posted:
lol is that more creepy than sexy
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Jun 9, 2014 10:10
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gnarlyhotep posted:drank beer for 7 hours straight thats it? lmao
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Jun 9, 2014 10:10
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jarvis cocker posted:strawberries dipped in sugar or plain strawbabies Aux natural in grams or ounces or quarter cubits also it's just an estimation I'm sure
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Jun 9, 2014 10:11
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LethalGeek posted:I ate an entire deep dish pizza by myself when I was in college. I don't know how I didn't throw up that night. How the gently caress did you beat tmnt for news
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Jun 9, 2014 10:12
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mookface posted:Aux natural in grams or ounces or quarter cubits also it's just an estimation I'm sure life is an estimation.
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Jun 9, 2014 10:13
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Chinatown posted:thats it? lmao Maybe he meant every day in which case it's pretty cool
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Jun 9, 2014 10:14
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mookface posted:How the gently caress did you beat tmnt for news I beat Ninja Gaiden on the NES cartridge the other day. I thought that was impressive. This is very unsettling.
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Jun 9, 2014 10:14
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who dips strawberries in sugar dip them in cream
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Jun 9, 2014 10:14
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jarvis cocker posted:life is an estimation. woah concerned mom posted:who dips strawberries in sugar dip them in cream Gay Brits
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Jun 9, 2014 10:15
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I beat Kid Icarus on NES once. One time I pooped and the turd was like at least 9 inches unbroken. I did the second while doing the first.
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Jun 9, 2014 10:15
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concerned mom posted:who dips strawberries in sugar dip them in cream i prefer sugar to cum
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Jun 9, 2014 10:15
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God Of Paradise posted:I beat Ninja Gaiden on the NES cartridge the other day. I thought that was impressive. This is very unsettling. Thats a hard gamr have the patience
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Jun 9, 2014 10:17
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mookface posted:Yeah I know that feel but thats young love you do stupid poo poo. Still you came in a lady 7 times in one night and thats awesome yoibbeat my six noobs, mine is in the high teens-low twenties. i didn't know i was supposed to be keeping count. haven't you ever had a really smoking gal that got you really sprung? knockin it out on my own when i have a whole day with nothing else to do and am hungover i can easily do 30.
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Jun 9, 2014 10:21
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finished Portal 1 in less than an hour
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brick cow posted:noobs, mine is in the high teens-low twenties. i didn't know i was supposed to be keeping count. haven't you ever had a really smoking gal that got you really sprung? I have no idea what this means
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