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food court bailiff posted:Friend did you not get the obvious joke? Forget it friend, that's mumpy puffins
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if my rats werent pets they would never have gotten a 2nd birthday cake, so I'm definitely doing them a favor
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Oct 12, 2016 03:20
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Bismuth posted:if my rats werent pets they would never have gotten a 2nd birthday cake, so I'm definitely doing them a favor rats are awesome
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Oct 12, 2016 03:23
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:rats are awesome 
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Oct 12, 2016 03:29
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My cat is not a slave, she's sleeping in my favourite chair and i'm sitting in my second favourite chair because i don't wanna move her.
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Oct 12, 2016 03:30
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your rats are awesome
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Oct 12, 2016 03:31
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So my first cat was for me because I wanted a cat. My second cat was for my ex because she wanted a cat too. Only she had to have a female cat and wouldn't you know it they are gigantic bitches who hate everything just about and so that lead to My third cat which my ex literally kidnapped out of the woods away from its family. Then she left me I kept the cats because I love cats. Fight me.
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Oct 12, 2016 03:37
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The cats who showed up are free to leave. I pointed to the door for them and told them they could walk out anytime.
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Oct 12, 2016 03:59
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They get treated better than my kid. They bring me more joy than my kid.
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Oct 12, 2016 04:35
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We're all gonna die anyways, who cares if I coexist with another species?? I provide shelter and food and they provide softness.. And obviously I don't give a gently caress about reptiles and poo poo. I'll enslave any hermit crab I want to
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Oct 12, 2016 04:47
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:We're all gonna die anyways, who cares if I coexist with another species?? I provide shelter and food and they provide softness.. what the gently caress would do with a hermit crab slave? I don't even have a joke. I really want to know
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Oct 12, 2016 04:50
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress would do with a hermit crab slave? cool shells
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Oct 12, 2016 05:11
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my dog would definitely die without me
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Oct 12, 2016 05:13
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress would do with a hermit crab slave? Well idk in real life you could like throw it at somebody.
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Oct 12, 2016 05:21
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SnowblindFatal posted:How do you rationalise having pets? Because human slavery is illegal.
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les enfants Terrific! posted:cool shells fair enough
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VikingSkull posted:slavery would imply they labored ya i was thinkin about this earlier and came to this conclusion
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Oct 12, 2016 06:31
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My dog follows me around like a shadow, if this is really kidnapping then there's some serious Stockholm syndrome going on!
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r u ready to WALK posted:My dog follows me around like a shadow, if this is really kidnapping then there's some serious Stockholm syndrome going on! your dog rules
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SnowblindFatal posted:It's obviously animal slavery. If my dog doesn't spend at least five minutes a day in the petting fields, she gets a sound petting to pet some sense into her.
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:because I found the scarred, bleeding starving doggie on the side of the road and now he lives in my yard while playing with the other neighborhood dogs while I provide him with food water and belly rubs You are also a good person.
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Oct 12, 2016 11:57
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I'm pretty sure my cat is leading his ideal life. His needs are constantly met, he's spoiled, and he doesn't have to do poo poo, which is good because 99% of his interests are chilling and napping and snacks.
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Oct 12, 2016 12:22
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My mom has two aussies and im utterly sure she is their slave not the reverse. Aussies have this thing: you keep them utterly satisfied and content at all times or they destroy your house and everything you love. One time during ww2 two aussies became discontent. One was in nagasaki and the other in hiroshima. One time I was on the phone with my mom and I asked her if she'd been walking the dogs every day so as to avoid a similar catastrophe and she said yeh but then accidentally said the word "walk" in her reply instead of spelling it out. There was this immediate clamor from the other end of the line and then it went dead. Food for thought.
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Oct 12, 2016 12:22
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Let's just say that Buffy was a dog and my depravity knew no bounds.
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Oct 12, 2016 12:26
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You are all clearly missing the best animal: Birds. My bird runs up my arm and slams her face into my cheek while making a kiss noise, then tells me she loves me. Can you say the same of your animals? 
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Oct 12, 2016 13:53
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this, op:
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Oct 12, 2016 14:00
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Jehovah's Witnesses are afraid of my dog so I don't think I need to make any excuses.
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Oct 12, 2016 14:34
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I have pets because my wife and kids want them
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Oct 12, 2016 14:35
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:rats are awesome Rats are indeed loving awesome.
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Oct 12, 2016 14:46
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:I have pets because my wife and kids want them 
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Oct 12, 2016 15:12
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gary oldmans diary posted:whats his name bill
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:this, op: This is basically Drew, but reverse the black and white and also double the size 
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Oct 12, 2016 15:16
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more scratchies or it's the lash again! yaaarrrr!
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Oct 12, 2016 15:17
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:this, op: behold, the domestic feline slave, in a state of stress and terror
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Oct 12, 2016 15:20
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I let my cats go outside. I bet they're much happier than cats who are forced to endure a lifetime of cruel and unnatural imprisonment by their "loving" owners. Also I think birds and rodents are pest taxons which deserve swift and total annihilation.
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Oct 12, 2016 17:23
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SnowblindFatal posted:It's obviously animal slavery. I cant own a person.
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Oct 12, 2016 17:26
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because how else am i gonna be smothered in bitches
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kitty kitty kitty oh so pretty
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a bone to pick posted:How do you rationalize adopting kids op? They're basically slaves. I don't have kids nor will I have any. NOT because of any involuntary celibacy or anything! I get good puss on the reg, sometimes two at a time. The_end posted:I cant own a person. Honestly this seems to be the reason. Then again, most parents seem to regard their kids as pets so the want to completely control some being is probably some basic human emotion. FactsAreUseless posted:The weak troll/"hard truths" GBS thread is still the shittiest kind of GBS thread. Pet owner spotted. SnowblindFatal fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Oct 12, 2016 |
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Im really really drunk off my rear end on some burbon I bought at 8am and my cat is sleeping under my armpit. Is shorthaired maine coon a breed? That's what my squeaky cat is. She has the ear tufts, paw tufts, and M on the forehead. But only 1, maybe 2 layers of fur, not the 3 my other Maine coon has but she likes rain Definitely has paw tufts though for that snow. Most loyal cat ever she always finds me when I get home from work and is under foot until i lay down. A picture would be here but the flash on my camera doesnt work anymore. Sold it for booze money.
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