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About 8 miles close to work. There is a horse riding farm thingie. Whenever the horses are outside I say HI RAINBOW DASH because all horsies are named that now. Cows are in much higher supply and closer but I don't know of any good cartoon cow names to call all of them. I suppose I could look up the cow name from the farm cartoon that was part of Garfield and Friends but that's effort. I've had deer and bunnies and a snake in my yard. The bun buns are the best. They are all now named Officer Judy and I tell them to look out for cats. I don't have a name for deer unless rear end in a top hat WHO RAN INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAR I JUST loving BOUGHT 3 months earlier you stupid loving prey animal retard counts as a name. Sob walked off. Hope he broke a horn or had a week long headache.  So yes. 8 miles away unless there are closer horses doing horse things.
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extra stout posted:could any horse owners post some cool horse pics? i am a shy retarded man and i never have the guts to ask the local horse farm people if i can ride them because i'm pretty sure they'll tell me "put on a helmet and give me 400 dollars like everybody else"  here is my horse wearing a stick as a hat
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Oct 31, 2016 12:41
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amoeba posted:
Your horse is fat.
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Oct 31, 2016 14:11
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well i swallowed a fly a little while ago so long story short the closest horse is very, very close indeed
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Zorodius posted:on Seventh Avenue This was a Simon and Garfunkel bestiality joke. I just wanted to be sure everyone knew that.
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Oct 31, 2016 15:39
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I think they still have horse carriages in central park so probably there? Or maybe police on horses?
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Oct 31, 2016 16:54
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100 feet from horses 60 feet from goats 50 feet from rabbits 40 feet from chickens 10 feet from dogs 2 feet from cats ChickenHeart posted:Don't know about horses, but if moose count I'm pretty certain that I'm always within 1-2- miles of a moose regardless of my position in Alaska. How far are you from bats?
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Oct 31, 2016 17:02
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joat mon posted:100 feet from horses I demand pictures of all these here animals.
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Oct 31, 2016 17:03
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Tribal Rival posted:Ten acres. They are spoiled horses. There is a donkey out there too. He is a dick. an acre is a unit of area!!! i am very mad about this!!!!!!
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Oct 31, 2016 17:09
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I demand pictures of all these here animals. Sometimes they're closer together. 
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Oct 31, 2016 17:10
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I drive past horses every time I leave my neighborhood
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poverty goat posted:I drive past horses every time I leave my neighborhood But enough about the Wives Club
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Oct 31, 2016 17:44
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extra stout posted:could any horse owners post some cool horse pics? i am a shy retarded man and i never have the guts to ask the local horse farm people if i can ride them because i'm pretty sure they'll tell me "put on a helmet and give me 400 dollars like everybody else" Horse farm code for cheap rides: " Hi my name is Mr. Hands and here is $50 to ride your biggest steed. "
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Oct 31, 2016 17:45
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poverty goat posted:I drive past horses every time I leave my neighborhood Goats and horses. Whoda thunk?   This goat isn't too sure about sharing with poverty horse 
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Oct 31, 2016 17:50
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 the horse is posting from inside the thread!
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Oct 31, 2016 18:03
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joat mon posted:Goats and horses. Whoda thunk? Animal friends 
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Oct 31, 2016 18:10
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Good old joat man
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Oct 31, 2016 18:12
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for some reason i am very pleased that enough people felt the urge to engage with this thread for there to be 70 new replies since i last checked we're making a de-facto cartographic survey of horses. if everyone answers we will have the location of every horse in the world!!
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:for some reason i am very pleased that enough people felt the urge to engage with this thread for there to be 70 new replies since i last checked In order to have an accurate map, how do you propose to fasten each horse to a fixed location?
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Oct 31, 2016 19:00
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be right back, filing a patent for Horse Clamps
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Oct 31, 2016 20:24
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Horses are dumb as poo poo. 
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Oct 31, 2016 20:46
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Closehorseclosehorseclosehorseclosehorseclosehorseclosehorseclosehorseclosehorseclosehorse
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Hammerite posted:an acre is a unit of area!!! i am very mad about this!!!!!! It's okay. Go back and read it again. Everything's okay.
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Oct 31, 2016 21:07
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Oct 31, 2016 21:23
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joat mon posted:In order to have an accurate map, how do you propose to fasten each horse to a fixed location? Can't fasten a horse, t'aint in their nature. Instead ye ought to get real time horse triangulation via goon input
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Oct 31, 2016 21:38
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Tribal Rival posted:Horses are dumb as poo poo. Look at this dumb poo poo horse here... What a joker
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Oct 31, 2016 21:39
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i was thinking "nails" but actually a realtime horsemap sounds a lot more useful
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Oct 31, 2016 21:41
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Does the horse in Battlefield One count? Cause it's right in front of me.
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Oct 31, 2016 21:51
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Same question, but d horse from mgs5
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Oct 31, 2016 21:56
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Tribal Rival posted:Horses are dumb as poo poo. No need to be an rear end about it. It's not species dependent 
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Oct 31, 2016 22:03
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That goat seems to be living indoors. Pretty smart to me!
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Oct 31, 2016 22:05
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At first it was over there. But every time I look it's just a little closer. I'm becoming quite worried.
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Oct 31, 2016 22:08
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I'm considering getting pygmy goats.
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Oct 31, 2016 22:54
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a horse is a worthless animal to own
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Oct 31, 2016 22:57
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I live in a right to farm community so under a mile
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Oct 31, 2016 22:59
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extremely close, maybe .2 miles, gently caress maybe even closer
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Oct 31, 2016 22:59
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I have over 130 horses sitting in my driveway.
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Machai posted:I live in a right to farm community so under a mile I'm a town adjacent to a lot of farming so it is 3 to 5 miles but then there are many competitors for closest horse to me. After that horses all the way down.
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Tribal Rival posted:I'm considering getting pygmy goats. My parents had a Pygmy goat. Prepare for a ton of goat poo poo everywhere.
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probably like a mile or less rich people around these parts
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