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Insane Totoro posted:They'll run HRC A THIRD TIME.  the presidnent better watch out!!
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Let's see; Russia threatening America while our ineffectual president stays silent. I assume we won't have another election because soon our true leader will reveal himself and acknowledge that we are the United States of Russia.
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If I don't get ahnnihlated by the thermal wave of a nuclear weapon/torn apart by an IED my current plan is to use this useless education benefit to figure out how politics work and try in vain to do something productive in a governing environment. Just sitting at home and playing Vermintide until my cat eats me is also tempting.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Let's see; Russia threatening America while our ineffectual president stays silent. I assume we won't have another election because soon our true leader will reveal himself and acknowledge that we are the United States of Russia. What a strange trick
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I'd like the president from Independence Day to be our president.
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Insane Totoro posted:They'll run HRC A THIRD TIME. it's HER TURN. she is a nice woman, an involuntary civilian.
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Kat Kerr, noted "Christian Prophetess" Has already told us what's going to happen next. No need to guess! (If you have not heard of her, she's the whacko who tried to beat back Hurricane Irma with a magic wand that she called a scepter, because magic is bad. When this failed she blamed all the people who did not go out to the coast and do the same as she did.) In any event, she has prophesied that Trump will become so popular that he will win a second term in a massive landslide, then Pence will get two terms, and Pence's VP will get two terms, as well. (God did not reveal the name of Pence's VP.) This will usher in an age of peace and prosperity unlike any other, because of Trump's wise leadership and the return of America to its "true Christian roots" and the conversion of all non-Christians due to the Love Of Christ. Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Mar 2, 2018 |
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...and the pitch! posted:I am no longer willing to make predictions. Suck a dick the future.  No effing idea.
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genesplicer posted:Kat Kerr, noted "Christian Prophetess" Has already told us what's going to happen next. No need to guess! (If you have not heard of her, she's the whacko who tried to beat back Hurricane Irma with a magic wand that she called a scepter, because magic is bad. When this failed she blamed all the people who did not go out to the coast and do the same as she did.) Sure because if there's one thing I know about republicans, it's that they love peace and love.
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Caufman posted:Legalize ranch. 
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Biden's gonna win and give Melania, Ivanka, and Baron all creepy shoulder massages while Trump helplessly looks on
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A whole bunch of anti-corruption laws will get written and passed because holy loving poo poo, major oopsie America 
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Flesh Forge posted:A whole bunch of anti-corruption laws will get written and passed because holy loving poo poo, major oopsie America Hahaha we're not even going to undo the erosion to our nation institutions, let alone pass new anti corruption laws.
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amusinginquiry posted:
To be honest I'd like it if she just became a target for criticism so people would ignore the actual D candidate.
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Rutibex posted:lol if you think a cookie company would get the contract. those cookies are being made by Lockheed Martin Loled irl thanks
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Actually there's a big contingent of people who feel that they have nothing to lose and will vote for whatever seems most likely to upset the establishment. There's a lot of people who feel that way but they have plenty to lose if their parents kick them out of the house. It's easy to be a rebel and chuck pepsi cans at cops when you know you have a safety net to fall back on.
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"I have nothing left to lose  " said the guy who's never encountered actual poverty in his entire loving life
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Big Beef City posted:Most likely we'll get someone who tries very hard to be "not trump" and will be stymied in reversing many of his poor policy choices, which will in turn be seen as a failure and then the people will elect someone very similar but more capable than Trump and really gently caress the country over. It's legitimately probably this, with a coin-flip chance of us ending up in Darkest Timeline full-fledged fascist America when a competent authoritarian succeeds Trump's successor.  (I do think we've got a chance of pulling out of the nose dive, but I'm not banking on it) gg russia Fintilgin fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Mar 3, 2018 |
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We're gonna die OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRgh9YiEbC0
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The same poo poo will keep happening because the people that own the people in government aren't going to suddenly be poor.
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It will go something like this: The buildings will tumble in on themselves Mothers clutching babies Picked through the rubble And pulled out their hair The skyline will be beautiful on fire All twisted metal stretching upwards Everything washed in a thin orange haze You'll open up your wallet, and it'll be full of blood
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Mar 3, 2018 01:17
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probably this op
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Lupin posted:Justin Trudeau is going to renounce his Canadian citizenship and make America and peoplekind super good again I hate this rear end in a top hat, I just know he’s pretending so much loving shifty Canadians, what darkness are you hiding behind that friendly facade????
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Also the obvious answer is The Rock becomes president of the USA and we usher in the age of Idiocracy
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Mar 3, 2018 03:06
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oprah will be a relatively good president
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Mar 3, 2018 03:23
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theyre gonna roll out that pee tank with the vagina tadpole in it that folds space
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Mar 3, 2018 03:27
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it won't be good, OP
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amusinginquiry posted:
lol liberals loving blow
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Mar 3, 2018 03:29
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Odds are strong that I'm going to blow my brains out within the next week so I have no loving clue.
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:Odds are strong that I'm going to blow my brains out within the next week so I have no loving clue. don't do it imo
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:loving shifty Canadians, what darkness are you hiding behind that friendly facade???? When the USA is on a roll, we hide our national jealousy that you guys are so big and important and rich and we're so small and...quaint and not really all that important, and with more people in California than all of Canada we know our wealth and buying power and influence can never ever match yours. When the USA is taking a drubbing or shot itself in the foot (again), we hide our resentment that whatever you guys got yourselves into *this time*, chances are it'll affect us as well. (Like if Kennedy and the Soviets hadn't backed off over the Cuban Missile Crisis, we'd have been obliterated too.) Gotta confess, I'm stumped on this one.
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I believe the next president will be a hot pile of dogshit with a cocktail umbrella sticking out of it. The pile will be hailed as the greatest leap forward in American politics since hanging chads.
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Fasdar posted:I believe the next president will be a hot pile of dogshit with a cocktail umbrella sticking out of it. The pile will be hailed as the greatest leap forward in American politics since hanging chads. this isn't the incel thread
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Trump is the last American president. You will have people who are called "the president" but there's no going back to the time when that had any meaning or dignity because if Trump could be president than it never meant anything to begin with.
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curlys gold posted:theyre gonna roll out that pee tank with the vagina tadpole in it that folds space I understand that reference. Look deep into the pee tank, in that place you dare not go. You will see me looking back at you. GORDON fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Mar 3, 2018 |
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Mar 3, 2018 18:12
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We are currently living through the Waldo Black Mirror episode. The killer drone episode is next
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curlys gold posted:theyre gonna roll out that pee tank with the vagina tadpole in it that folds space Sting better be invited too. Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:We are currently living through the Waldo Black Mirror episode. The killer drone episode is next Nah, Augmented Reality filters built into everything that make brown people/opposing political party look like goblins gotta happen first. Colonel Cancer fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Mar 3, 2018 |
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Trump will resign in disgrace before 2020 in response to findings of the Mueller investigation. President Pence will be befuddled by the fact that everything he says triggers a huge media scandal/backlash even though it will be nothing compared to every time Trump tweeted or opened his dumb mouth. The electorate's general dissatisfaction and changing demographics will propel an as yet unknown Democrat in his 40s into the White House (will be a man, may or may not be white). He will appoint an AG who is a protege of Eric Holder who will make Election crimes his number one priority. Every week will be a new story of Republican election malfeasance in a different Republican controlled state after 2010. Eventually there will be proof that Trump didn't really win North Carolina, Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania. There will be a movement of liberal Democrats demanding the purging of Trump appointed judges including Neil Gorsuch. Various organizations will sue to reverse any laws signed by Trump and any verdicts decided by Gorsuch.
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amusinginquiry posted:
Hmmmm a staunch Republican with actual party goals or the child prostitute loving lady literally responsible for Asian genocide. Yeah I think this country is ready to let their government spend money again... not! 
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LabyaMynora posted:Trump will resign in disgrace before 2020 in response to findings of the Mueller investigation. President Pence will be befuddled by the fact that everything he says triggers a huge media scandal/backlash even though it will be nothing compared to every time Trump tweeted or opened his dumb mouth. The electorate's general dissatisfaction and changing demographics will propel an as yet unknown Democrat in his 40s into the White House (will be a man, may or may not be white). He will appoint an AG who is a protege of Eric Holder who will make Election crimes his number one priority. Every week will be a new story of Republican election malfeasance in a different Republican controlled state after 2010. Eventually there will be proof that Trump didn't really win North Carolina, Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania. There will be a movement of liberal Democrats demanding the purging of Trump appointed judges including Neil Gorsuch. Various organizations will sue to reverse any laws signed by Trump and any verdicts decided by Gorsuch. An interesting parallel universe you reside in.
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