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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

will we have him twice or is the country gonna find the gayest, brownest, least republican-y president ever (obama 2.0)

i think its obvious hillary isnt going to be part of the equation since she cant beat a black guy or a reality tv star, so she may be possibly the biggest dud of a presidential candidate ever


id like to see oprah run for office she seems like she'd put pretty smart people in charge of appropriate things. otoh having another billionaire as president seems ill advised

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I don’t know OP.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
An actual Muslim prez. Any Muslim reality stars in America?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Most likely we'll get someone who tries very hard to be "not trump" and will be stymied in reversing many of his poor policy choices, which will in turn be seen as a failure and then the people will elect someone very similar but more capable than Trump and really gently caress the country over.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
We’re getting then 78 year old Joe Biden in 2020 who may be the first president to die in office depending on whether trump has a stroke or heart attack in the meantime (he’s one fat unhealthy dude so a non zero chance of it happening)

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Kuato posted:

We’re getting then 78 year old Joe Biden in 2020 who may be the first president to die in office depending on whether trump has a stroke or heart attack in the meantime (he’s one fat unhealthy dude so a non zero chance of it happening)

? what stephen king reality do you live in lol

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I don’t know OP.

I really just don't know.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Big Beef City posted:

Most likely we'll get someone who tries very hard to be "not trump" and will be stymied in reversing many of his poor policy choices, which will in turn be seen as a failure and then the people will elect someone very similar but more capable than Trump and really gently caress the country over.

this is exactly what is gonna happen

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Statutory Ape posted:

? what stephen king reality do you live in lol

I meant in a while god drat it :argh:

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007
Justin Trudeau is going to renounce his Canadian citizenship and make America and peoplekind super good again


Namaste

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Big Beef City posted:

Most likely we'll get someone who tries very hard to be "not trump" and will be stymied in reversing many of his poor policy choices, which will in turn be seen as a failure and then the people will elect someone very similar but more capable than Trump and really gently caress the country over.

Man my country is full of the biggest idiots lol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I don't think there will be another president after Trump. There may be tribes and city states, ekeing out a squalid existence among radioactive wastes. Or perhaps a fully corporate dictatorship.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ted cruz

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Kuato posted:

We’re getting then 78 year old Joe Biden in 2020 who may be the first president to die in office depending on whether trump has a stroke or heart attack in the meantime (he’s one fat unhealthy dude so a non zero chance of it happening)

lol no one is going to vote for this greasy old fart. The democrats could nominate literally anyone else with a pulse and have a better chance in 2020.

Which means he'll inevitably be the candidate

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

mostly wasteland scavenging, I think.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ted Cruz looks like the marionettes from the land of make believe in mr Rogers neighborhood. :shrug:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i can't parse the thread title op

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
america will be great again? what kind of question is this

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
An atheist president. Just kidding, that won’t happen in my lifetime.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's good, atheists are generally terrible people and not even POTUS could pull off a fedora in 2020.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

lol no one is going to vote for this greasy old fart. The democrats could nominate literally anyone else with a pulse and have a better chance in 2020.

Which means he'll inevitably be the candidate

The Democrats have difficulty finding anyone with a pulse or charisma. Nominee Tim Kaine will suppress turnout even more effectively than Hillary and they'll lose the popular and electoral vote.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
gabe newell

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Planet x will finally collide with earth.

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

You know how there are a few towns across the country who had cats as mayors at some point in their history?

Someone is gonna go on Good Morning America or something within the next 6 months and dress their horse up like Jimmy Carter as a joke and say that he's running in 2020 and it's unironically going to sway the vote by like 15%

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's good, atheists are generally terrible people

Disagreed. Internet atheists just give real world atheists a bad name.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

mother nature reclaims the earth

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Our descendants will pick through the flayed bones of our cities, roaming aimlessly through steel ribcages of toppled skyscrapers and shattered micro-ranges of buckled concrete.

Their gaunt forms, ever hungry, will constantly cry out for sustenance in a time of scarcity.

The oldest among them will occasionally ramble of nonsensical concepts such as entertainment or comfort, and the younger nomads will make faces of confusion and mockery behind their elders' backs.

"You see," the adults will tell their children, "The piss tape was real".

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

trump will either melt down spectacularly or die quietly once his presidency ends

if you're asking about what happens to america, well Big Beef City's prediction seems pretty likely unless the dems or our political system goes through huge shifts before then

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Most likely we'll get someone who tries very hard to be "not trump" and will be stymied in reversing many of his poor policy choices, which will in turn be seen as a failure and then the people will elect someone very similar but more capable than Trump and really gently caress the country over.

This is legitimately frightening and almost certainly what’s going to happen.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

The DNC will run Hillary Clinton into perpetuity ensuring that Trump gets a second term. The next president will be a literal cannibal.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's good, atheists are generally terrible people and not even POTUS could pull off a fedora in 2020.

Atheists are good, but we won't have an (openly) atheist president for many years yet.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
We're going to get something even worse
We'll get someone who not only says dumber and more hateful poo poo, but will actually jack off and poo poo himself during speeches.
This will be how he "owns the libtards".

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Spinster posted:

Atheists are good, but we won't have an (openly) atheist president for many years yet.
Anyone who cares enough about religion is probably a bad person. That includes being loudly and openly religious and the opposite.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don’t want to sound like a socialist here, but what if a president was elected and suddenly everyone got a bag of warm, fresh baked butter cream chocolate chip cookies every day. I mean wouldn’t that be fuckin cool?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

it would kill the butter cream chocolate chip cookie industry tho

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Actually it would be a super massive subsidization.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I don’t want to sound like a socialist here, but what if a president was elected and suddenly everyone got a bag of warm, fresh baked butter cream chocolate chip cookies every day. I mean wouldn’t that be fuckin cool?

That would just exacerbate the obesity epidemic.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

popewiles posted:

Actually it would be a super massive subsidization.

lol if you think a cookie company would get the contract. those cookies are being made by Lockheed Martin

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:thunk: actually you guys I don’t think anyone does a warm, fresh baked cookie distro and I think a full scale economically viable operation would require some government muscle if everyone were to truly get a nice fat stuffed wax paper bag full of warm melty cookies every day. You just simply can’t make money delivering bags of warm cookies to anyone, the diminishing marginal utility is too great to justify the cost of gas and delivery. But if everyone gets cookies every day it does become a feasible prospect within ubiquitous market saturation. :thunk:

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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

lol no one is going to vote for this greasy old fart. The democrats could nominate literally anyone else with a pulse and have a better chance in 2020.

Which means he'll inevitably be the candidate

idk how he'll get through the primaries given his general sex-pestiness, easily attacked voting record, and long history of loving up similar attempts in the past

people like the idea of Cool Uncle Joe, the actual Joe Biden is going to be a hard sell

if he runs I expect him to start out very strong and then crater pretty hard

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