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RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Chris Benoit

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Lol yeah I guess family annihilators should be pretty high on the do not date list

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I don't think that's a problem any more tho?

Also my rule for dating is primarily don't cause I like being single more. The second rule is I date people with issues, but not ones that won't or aren't working on them.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Also people that think the Joker or the Joker and Harlequin romance is really endearing and lovely.

Those people are not good people.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Anyone who can't appreciate the humor of my edgy forklift operator t-shirts ain't getting my payload.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
"I'm fluent in sarcasm!"

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Close relatives.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

gently caress you buddy I'm going to date a sexy skeleton if I want to.



What I try and avoid is anybody who can't effectively communicate their feelings which is fairly limiting.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nirvikalpa posted:

What kind of people should you stay away from?

I stay away from white guys who own boats.

What if its like, just a canoe? :thunk:

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
once ftm surgery gets to the point where you can have whatever kind of dick you want, i'd recommend against dating cis males cause they'll mostly have normal boring dicks and not the delicious designer dicks that we all crave

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Nirvikalpa posted:

What kind of people should you stay away from?

I stay away from white guys who own boats.

I stay away from Black women who own horses and Asian men who own boats

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
I dated a married woman once. It was great until it wasn't.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

oh dope posted:

I dated a married woman once. It was great until it wasn't.

Leme get those deets girlfrayn

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Grem posted:

"I'm fluent in sarcasm!"

“If you don’t appreciate me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best” or whatever the gently caress that quote is. And the Lizzo That Bitch thing too.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mac and Cheese posted:

once ftm surgery gets to the point where you can have whatever kind of dick you want, i'd recommend against dating cis males cause they'll mostly have normal boring dicks and not the delicious designer dicks that we all crave

I beg to differ, you'll find that cis male are at the forefront of peen modification! While I'll accept the wave of ftm which is sure to follow a significant jump in peen shaping technology I hereby call for all adventurous cis males to blaze new paths in all directions!

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

By popular demand posted:

I beg to differ, you'll find that cis male are at the forefront of peen modification! While I'll accept the wave of ftm which is sure to follow a significant jump in peen shaping technology I hereby call for all adventurous cis males to blaze new paths in all directions!

government subsidized reassignment surgery tho, only the rich cis boys will have 'em and they're all out of your league

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
I've never dated a bad person, OP, so I don't know. It would be pretty silly to do that :)

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

By popular demand posted:

I beg to differ, you'll find that cis male are at the forefront of peen modification! While I'll accept the wave of ftm which is sure to follow a significant jump in peen shaping technology I hereby call for all adventurous cis males to blaze new paths in all directions!

In other words: cis men are guinea pigs for penis modification, paving the way for the effective techniques to be used on *real* men.

That tracks, honestly.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Gina.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Gonna be a new rivalry between the Mods and the (penis) Rockers.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Leme get those deets girlfrayn

Friend of a friend. Long story short, I was just divorced, she was only married a year but hated her husband. Every single friend of mine that knew her told me she was bad news but I was like "yeah but...blowjob...". Of course, once she got enough of whatever it was she needed, she ghosted me.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
redditors apparently

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Relatives.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Me

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

I think the worst person to date is someone you don't care about and/or that person doesn't care about you. that's the answer. Good luck everyone.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


My first fiancee

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

CPL593H posted:

Are you alive, conscious, and not racist?

Barely, unfortunately, and heck no

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I promise to underwhelm your lowest expectations :grin:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mooey Cow posted:

People who willingly play the French horn

How is having a horny girlfriend not good?
:thunk:

I'm gonna draw from experience here and say people with serious untreated mental health issues no matter how gorgeous they are

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

hell astro course posted:

I think the worst person to date is someone you don't care about and/or that person doesn't care about you. that's the answer. Good luck everyone.
IDK, it's nice to have something in common with your partner.

Cubone posted:

serial killers
IDK, it's nice to have something in common with your partner.

IDK, it's nice to have something in common with your partner.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

the ones who keep leaving :sadwave:

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

What's that?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The kind that take your french fries instead of buying their own order so you don't even get to eat all the fries you wanted and then you're still hungry but you can't go back out to buy more food and you have no food in the fridge so you just kind of feel depressed and hungry until they reject your tepid sexual advances in favor of a well-fed and slightly deserved sleep.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

idk i married the first one that came along

Lean Six Ligma
Nov 26, 2005

Dirty Fuckin' Dangles, Boys
when (s)he got an XLT rear end but you looking for that Eddie Bauer edition

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
the former general secretary of the communist party of the Soviet union, Joseph Stalin

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Poohs Packin posted:

I stay away from Black women who own horses and Asian men who own boats

At least half the episodes of true crime shows involve a white man with a boat.


runnypoops posted:

Barely, unfortunately, and heck no

Good enough. Let's loving do this!

Play posted:

I'm gonna draw from experience here and say people with serious untreated mental health issues no matter how gorgeous they are

I'll have you know that I am both treated for mental health issues and not gorgeous at all!

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
Mods

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Twilight fans.

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Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
loud chewers
Vicodin addicts

People with more than 2 animals in the same house

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