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Which team will win The Amazing Race?
This poll is closed.
Flight Time and Big Easy 14 19.72%
Bopper and Mark 4 5.63%
Caroline and Jenn 0 0%
Dave and Connor 6 8.45%
Margie and Luke 2 2.82%
Natalie and Nadiya 3 4.23%
Brendon and Rachel 2 2.82%
Jessica and John 1 1.41%
Jet and Cord 21 29.58%
Joey and Meghan 1 1.41%
Leo and Jamal 17 23.94%
Total: 71 votes
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Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother
That was the worst finale ever. I haven't watched TAR in a long time until this season, and after that finale I don't plan on watching another season any time soon.

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SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

Riptor posted:

drat you're right, didn't even think of that. So the winner was settled pretty ridiculously early. I agree there should have been some sort of challenge within the racetrack

It would have been a great place to do a memory challenge. I was expecting something with hats, too, or at least something with the greeters; I think every pit stop had only one greeter this season.

Maybe they cut the task because it was the middle of the night? I don't know. The helicopter jump is the worst task ever. It wasn't even a task, really - they didn't have to do anything, just get suited up and attached to someone else who determined where they would land. The team mate didn't have to do any puzzles or figure out where they were going, just stand and wait. There was 0 challenge to it. Especially for an all-star season, it was pathetic.

I'm all for the final cities being ones that require public transport, subways especially. No way to get a time advantage (or disadvantage) with those.

Toast
Dec 7, 2002

GoonsWithSpoons.com :chef:Generalissimo:chef:

GaussianCopula posted:

Self-navigation in an US city would be pretty bad, as some teams might have a big advantage because they lived for some period of time in that city. Team should probably learn that it's wise to invest 1-2min into choosing the right cab driver in the last leg. You could quickly judge that brenchels driver was awful and just take the next cab.

They've done it in the past. I'd prefer it to 'the winner is decided because their cabbie has randomly been to site/attraction_003 recently and knows the best path.' Besides which a team who has lived for some period of time in the city has an advantage with a cab driver as well. Whether Rachel was just stupid in this case (or more likely the employee entrance of the Mirage has been moved since she worked there) meant it wasn't an advantage here though.

That or just always have the finale in a city with decent public transport and force them to use it.

Toast fucked around with this message at 00:46 on May 21, 2014

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I think they're afraid of public transport because they don't want the Final Three being seen and leaked. Notice how this leg took place entirely in the dead of loving night, first in the desert, then in a sound stage, then in a back area of a casino that the public's not allowed in, and finally in an empty race track.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I found this because I'm a nerd. Boy, do I miss this music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfClQVzt9xA

pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.

Poque posted:

I found this because I'm a nerd. Boy, do I miss this music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfClQVzt9xA

Now can you find a supercut of that one loving train horn sound? The one that gets played seventeen thousand times every episode that involves train travel?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

pokeyman posted:

Now can you find a supercut of that one loving train horn sound? The one that gets played seventeen thousand times every episode that involves train travel?

Wait which trBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
I just powered through TAR:Canada and was duly impressed. Especially for a domestic edition, they really didn't drop the ball anywhere. I mean, it's fun seeing them race through all kinds of places I've lived/visited, but it wasn't stupid crap like 'drive to REI and buy camping supplies! :haw:'

Besides, the teams were almost universally very, very likeable, especially towards the end with all the nice Canadians declining to U-turn anybody :allears:

Also, I think the handicaps (Parkinson's, no legs) made mention of their issues appropriately and when relevant, unlike deaf achilles cancer stateside.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Propaganda Machine posted:

Also, I think the handicaps (Parkinson's, no legs) made mention of their issues appropriately and when relevant, unlike deaf achilles cancer stateside.

This reminded me, I 100% loved the camera shot of Margie and Luke as Phil was congratulating Dave/Connor on being the first parent/child team to win. :getin:

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

SteveVizsla posted:

It would have been a great place to do a memory challenge. I was expecting something with hats, too, or at least something with the greeters; I think every pit stop had only one greeter this season.

Maybe they cut the task because it was the middle of the night? I don't know.

It was only in the middle of the night because that is when the producers wanted it to happen. They stopped doing the 12 hours between legs a long time ago and all we saw was the teams opening the first clue and then running through the airport in Las Vegas. So, anything could have happened to cause a strategic delay. Also, none of the tasks would have really worked during the day.

Toast
Dec 7, 2002

GoonsWithSpoons.com :chef:Generalissimo:chef:

Propaganda Machine posted:

I just powered through TAR:Canada and was duly impressed. Especially for a domestic edition, they really didn't drop the ball anywhere. I mean, it's fun seeing them race through all kinds of places I've lived/visited, but it wasn't stupid crap like 'drive to REI and buy camping supplies! :haw:'

Besides, the teams were almost universally very, very likeable, especially towards the end with all the nice Canadians declining to U-turn anybody :allears:

Also, I think the handicaps (Parkinson's, no legs) made mention of their issues appropriately and when relevant, unlike deaf achilles cancer stateside.

the complete lack of any suspense on travel killed it for me... everyone is going to get killer service from Air Canada since they're the primary sponsor etc etc

Toast
Dec 7, 2002

GoonsWithSpoons.com :chef:Generalissimo:chef:
Interesting: http://www.ctv.ca/TheAmazingRace/ar...-breakinge28099

Confirmation that getting to the last clue box first was basically "you win the race" unless you were blind. Such incredibly lame leg design :(

Has the second place money ever been revealed before? I always thought it was probably more like 100k for second place, 50 seems really chintzy.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

Toast posted:

Interesting: http://www.ctv.ca/TheAmazingRace/ar...-breakinge28099

Confirmation that getting to the last clue box first was basically "you win the race" unless you were blind. Such incredibly lame leg design :(

Has the second place money ever been revealed before? I always thought it was probably more like 100k for second place, 50 seems really chintzy.

According to the link, second place was $25,000!

Toast
Dec 7, 2002

GoonsWithSpoons.com :chef:Generalissimo:chef:

Rusty Shackelford posted:

According to the link, second place was $25,000!

Yeah you're right, not sure why I doubled it heh.

Hughlander
May 11, 2005

Toast posted:

Interesting: http://www.ctv.ca/TheAmazingRace/ar...-breakinge28099

Confirmation that getting to the last clue box first was basically "you win the race" unless you were blind. Such incredibly lame leg design :(

Has the second place money ever been revealed before? I always thought it was probably more like 100k for second place, 50 seems really chintzy.

Getting a 404. Anyone navy a cached page?

Overdrift
Jul 17, 2006

This is Fatherman! He fights crime to earn Sonboy's respect! Is it working?

Here's a new link:
http://www.ctv.ca/TheAmazingRace/Articles/News/Amazing_Race_Caroline_Jennifer.aspx

I was pretty disappointed that the finale was decided by a cab driver passing another one. They should be putting in the toughest challenges in the finale. I wanna see people rolling over bales of hay for 7 hours to get that million dollars, damnit!

Nexal
Apr 21, 2010

Moby - Extreme ways
If anyone of you lives in NY and wants to see next season start. Check this out.
http://www.cbs.com/shows/amazing_race/news/1002571/

3am start. I wonder if they are going for a celebrity edition cause they want now fans to be there to set them off.

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

Nexal posted:

If anyone of you lives in NY and wants to see next season start. Check this out.
http://www.cbs.com/shows/amazing_race/news/1002571/

3am start. I wonder if they are going for a celebrity edition cause they want now fans to be there to set them off.

This just came up on my twitter feed,

I don't seem to recognise anyone but I'm not exactly in tune with celebrity culture.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Macklemore, bottom right.

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
*** Bethany Hamilton and Adam Dirks: Married Surfers from Princeville, Hawaii %

*** Kym Perfetto and Alli Forsythe: Urban Bike Racers from Brooklyn, N.Y.

*** Amy DeJong and Maya Warren: Food Scientists from Madison, Wisc.

*** Lisa Thomson and Michelle Thomson: Realtor Sisters from Miami, Fla.

*** Michael Ward and Scott Strazzullo: Firefighters from Boston, Mass.

*** Brooke Adams and Robbie E. Strauss: Dating Pro Wrestlers from Houston, Texas and Woodbridge, N.J., respectively.

*** Tim Tsao and Te Jay McGrath: College Sweethearts from Pasadena, Calif.

*** Isabelle Du and Dennis Hour: Model and Accountant, respectively, from Tustin, Calif.

*** Keith Tollefson and Whitney Duncan: Engaged Couple from Nashville, Tenn. #

*** Misti and Jim Raman: Married Dentists from Columbia, S.C.

*** Shelley and Nici Porter: Mother/Daughter from Detroit, Mich.

% a shark bit off her arm
# Survivor contestants

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Dr Tran posted:


*** Keith Tollefson and Whitney Duncan: Engaged Couple from Nashville, Tenn. #
# Survivor contestants


:psypop: :barf: :psypop:

So much in that sentence that just makes me want to kick a baby in the mouth and vomit.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Poque posted:

:psypop: :barf: :psypop:

So much in that sentence that just makes me want to kick a baby in the mouth and vomit.

Of all the people they could have got, they went for those two? I don't get it :psypop:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Can you explain further, for the sake of those (like me) who don't watch Survivor? :)

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!

Mikl posted:

Can you explain further, for the sake of those (like me) who don't watch Survivor? :)

Me too. Are they worse than the Brenchels?

Septimius
Aug 23, 2006

Mikl posted:

Can you explain further, for the sake of those (like me) who don't watch Survivor? :)

Summed up below.

Septimius fucked around with this message at 22:11 on May 31, 2014

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Dr Tran posted:

Me too. Are they worse than the Brenchels?

They're two of the most irrelevant people from one of the most irrelevant seasons. There's no reason for either of them to ever be on TV again.

e: I had to Google them to remember who they were

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
They're not worse, but...

They were just entitled brats. Whitney was engaged when she went on the show, and then cheated on her husband with Keith while they were on Survivor. They were insufferable twats when things didn't go their way and treated a member of their tribe (former SA goon Cochran) like absolute dirt. When he inevitably flipped on them because they were terrible, she got in his face and told him "you disgust me" which was hilarious since she was literally cheating on her husband on reality television at the time.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
I was gonna, but Poque nailed it.

Anyway, yes. Worse than Brenchel's.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
Kind of fitting since Rachel is supposedly on the next Survivor.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

SteveVizsla posted:

Kind of fitting since Rachel is supposedly on the next Survivor.

Oh my god kill me now

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

SteveVizsla posted:

Kind of fitting since Rachel is supposedly on the next Survivor.

I'm actually ok with this, since she's going to think it's Big Brother V2, but she is so, so mistaken

I look forward to many glorious tears and breakdowns

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

SteveVizsla posted:

Kind of fitting since Rachel is supposedly on the next Survivor.

A small part of me looks forward to the next season of Survivor. :unsmigghh: Especially when one of those 3 days of continuous rain and misery hit the island.

davmillar
May 22, 2012

GO BIG OR GO HOME
Gravy Boat 2k

Dr Tran posted:


*** Brooke Adams and Robbie E. Strauss: Dating Pro Wrestlers from Houston, Texas and Woodbridge, N.J., respectively.


Oh hey, you got your lovely, second-tier pro wrestling in my Amazing Race.

Also fun fact, Robbie E. Is in a tag team with Jessie of Big Brother fame(?).

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
In case you don't already hate Rachel enough, check out this interview.



The best part of it?

"RR: I would never do The Amazing Race again."

:slick: :toot:

Nethilia
Oct 17, 2012

Hullabalooza '96
Easily Depressed
Teenagers Edition


Wow, Rachel came off like a total petulant little poo poo.

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

quote:

And they called us aliens, why because Brendon is a Mexican? So they are racist. And I don’t like how nobody addressed that fact that Caroline and Jen are racists.

While Brendon and I were at the airport doing research, Caroline and Jen were getting drunk in another room with sixty-year old men who took their bags to them at the end of the leg in Las Vegas. So what they are prostitutes too? That ís 100% the truth.

You get to wonder like really what it is about. It’s about these self-entitled rich white people who think that we are different from them.

Didn't Rachel win Big Brother? How does Big Brother work in the US? Over here the public get to vote for the winner, I can't imagine what kind of people were left for Rachel to be the best choice.

Tea Bone fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Jun 3, 2014

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Andorra posted:

In case you don't already hate Rachel enough, check out this interview.

A reality tv show edits stuff to increase drama? Well I never

quote:

BV: [goes on and on for two full paragraphs] It’s about these self-entitled rich white people who think that we are different from them.

RR: Because we are of another race.

BV: Rachel let me talk, I am talking!

lol

God they were the most horrible people with the most favorable edit.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Ahhh, people didn't like Rachel because of her....race. Mm, okay. :thumbsup:

Seriously, what the gently caress.

pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.

Andorra posted:

In case you don't already hate Rachel enough, check out this interview.

That's an embarrassingly bad interview for everyone involved. Poorly transcribing the entire voice memo from your phone is not "interviewing".

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Rockzilla
Feb 19, 2007

Squish!

Poque posted:

Ahhh, people didn't like Rachel because of her....race. Mm, okay. :thumbsup:

Seriously, what the gently caress.

She's Mexican, you racist

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