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R.L. Stine posted:elon forgot linda existed the second he announced she was hired. she's just been coming in and sitting in her office tweeting and drinking and getting paid. nobody remembers what her actual job is That sounds fantastic
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R.L. Stine posted:elon forgot linda existed the second he announced she was hired. she's just been coming in and sitting in her office tweeting and drinking and getting paid. nobody remembers what her actual job is I respect the hustle, frankly
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R.L. Stine posted:elon forgot linda existed the second he announced she was hired. she's just been coming in and sitting in her office tweeting and drinking and getting paid. nobody remembers what her actual job is
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May 2, 2024 15:37
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I hope Linda was smart enough to get paid Tesla shares
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Data Graham posted:Apparently if you get money this is the inevitable road you travel i would get drunk & high and watch golden girls and columbo repeats all day
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euphronius posted:I hope Linda was smart enough to get paid Tesla shares Sorry, it was Twitter shares (and no, those didn't transfer over to X shares)
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Data Graham posted:That was unspeakably hilarious, he got hired on his grandiose promises and then started asking questions about basic Javascript poo poo like he thought fixing search would be just a matter of tweaking the behavior of the input box or something, he seemed to have no awareness of the fact that there is a back end involved in search This idiot is now slamming AMD because they won’t enable him to undercut their datacenter gpu business with a box full of consumer GPUs.
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May 2, 2024 15:53
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shyduck posted:Elon needs someone to blame when they file Chapter 11 when they file the stock will go up 7%
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Lindoreo's comp isn't public given it's a private company but you can assume she is getting a lot of salary money that is otherwise peanuts for an exec and a promise of Twitter equity she probably can't do anything with untill it goes back public as a highly successful everything app.
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She obviously gets paid in X appreciation tokens! Redeemable at your local X company store!! But really she's the CEO, sure pretty much in name only, but I'm sure she at least has enough on paper company authority that if X stops paying people she could go to accounting and make sure at least her monthly pay check is coming through. Upper management are generally pretty good at making sure no matter what's happening with a company, they're still seeing their pay. Although at this point I do sort of question why musk is keeping her on. She was only hired as, as dumb as musk is even he realised that advertisers were really sick of him leading the company and were leaving in droves. She seemed to at first... sorta slowed down the exodus, but now days musk has intentionally made it obvious she is not really involved in anything at all with running the company, so it seems sort of weird that the one verifiably useless person isn't included in any of the mass layoffs. Or I mean I guess it would be weird if musk knew anything about running a company. She probably just writes a weekly report to musk saying how brilliant musk is at running x or something and that's enough to secure her ongoing probably massive wage. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 16:00 on May 2, 2024 |
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May 2, 2024 15:58
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Her name is Lindoreo Yacarrinoreo and she loves shrimp scamporeo, which is how she accepts her paymentoreo.
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May 2, 2024 15:58
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Elon hasnt been shy about saying how he thinks CEOs are useless and that he would make his dog CEO before she joined so she knew what she was getting into. She probably took the job anyway because 'CEO of big tech company' means she's probably set for life even if she has to eat a little poo poo every now and then.
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May 2, 2024 16:02
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everyone at x gets paid in scrip that they can use at the vending machine and to pay for their twitter blue
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R.L. Stine posted:everyone at x gets paid in scrip that they can use at the vending machine and to pay for their twitter blue Oh, I think they musk fired everyone in the department who maintained and stocked those vending machines. Ah, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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zedprime posted:Lindoreo's comp isn't public given it's a private company but you can assume she is getting a lot of salary money that is otherwise peanuts for an exec and a promise of Twitter equity she probably can't do anything with untill it goes back public as a highly successful everything app. She's getting paid in exposure.
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roffles posted:Elon hasnt been shy about saying how he thinks CEOs are useless and that he would make his dog CEO before she joined so she knew what she was getting into. She probably took the job anyway because 'CEO of big tech company' means she's probably set for life even if she has to eat a little poo poo every now and then. Linda's former colleagues at NBC all said she was dying to get a CEO job and they all said they thought she wasn't really qualified for it
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May 2, 2024 16:21
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priznat posted:This idiot is now slamming AMD because they won’t enable him to undercut their datacenter gpu business with a box full of consumer GPUs. quote:Yeah. I think that the first comment here got it just right, though I think that nobody predicted that he'd drop the ball so quickly.
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May 2, 2024 16:29
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pretty sure musk doesnt have a pet and is like Don and doesnt "get" pets, or even plant care/ownership. also he perfers the weird parasocial making GBS threads thing he has going right now
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PhazonLink posted:pretty sure musk doesnt have a pet and is like Don and doesnt "get" pets, or even plant care/ownership. Musk has like a dozen pets, with cutsie names like X and Mechanicus
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May 2, 2024 16:33
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The military is thinking about buying Starship, not to get to Mars, but to transport sensitive cargo halfway around the world in 30 minutes. https://www.space.com/spacex-starship-pentagon-military-missions Apparently Starships have the same capacity as a C-17 and since they can (theoretically) land, it might be possible to have depots setup to move materials or people in a crisis. Or watch it blow up and rain down debris upon the ocean.
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May 2, 2024 16:49
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Wine Yacc was made CEO solely because the institutional investors who own large stakes in Tesla said "You can't be the CEO of four companies. You are spending literally all your time with Twitter and Tesla is facing serious problems" So he hired a proxy CEO who let him do whatever he wanted as CTO or Tech God or whatever, and he's been effectively spending all his time as CEO of Twitter anyway. Anyway Tesla just laid off all the people in it's future focused lines, including the one thing that institutional investors thought would be good for the stock price (low cost EV) because he never fixed the fundamental issues; but he just laid off a bunch of people so the stock is temporarily up
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May 2, 2024 16:53
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There's a greater than zero percent chance that an Elon Musk branded US military ICBM with a payload of humanitarian supplies slams into a consulate somewhere in the next decade
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dr_rat posted:Legit surprised about this, as exploiting free intern labour with incredibly long hours on lovely learn nothing tasks seems 100% up musks alley. Tech internships are typically not free. When I worked with Amazon we paid them a pretty good wage.
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May 2, 2024 16:57
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I have to assume that institutional investors are dropping tsla stocks at a reasonable & carefully considered but very fast pace.
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yeah but how many seconds was your bathroom break and how many complimentary otc pills did you get?
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I think he's gonna keep firing everyone and cutting everything and the stock will keep going up because Elon ftw
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Krispy Wafer posted:The military is thinking about buying Starship, not to get to Mars, but to transport sensitive cargo halfway around the world in 30 minutes. Gotta get the USPS in on it
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Mr. Free Speech doesn't like it when you don't respect the flag
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ignore all these examples of chuds doing this with the stars and stripes and replacing it with MAGAshit.
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kazil posted:Mr. Free Speech doesn't like it when you don't respect the flag Teleporting to a mates' house cost-free on the other side of the world by constantly replacing flags
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kazil posted:Mr. Free Speech doesn't like it when you don't respect the flag
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kazil posted:Mr. Free Speech doesn't like it when you don't respect the flag Didn't see him coming out in favor of Palestinian statehood.
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a Tesla driver farted his fart horn at me when i took my turn at a 4 way stop sign while riding my bike and I couldnt tell if it was meant as a friendly "you go ahead" honk or a "hey I wanted to go first!" or "haha *fartz* this is what I think of you stinky cyclists!" thank you elon for this great innovation, making roadways more confusing and unpredictable for everyone on them with hilarious easter eggs, jokes, memes and bants
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another fascist banger from Mr. Free Speech
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If Musk is paying for this law, then hell yeah. I'm putting up a Spain flag, and then a French flag a month later for free vacations.
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kazil posted:already running damage control I fly a Klingon flag, what then??
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I said "one way ticket" to emphasize that they are welcome to return!
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kazil posted:already running damage control Jamaican flag shortage threatens vacation travel plans
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