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ppl who don't wipe their rear end properly & wear tightey whiteys
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:ppl who don't wipe their rear end properly & wear tightey whiteys everybody should own a Bidet  Also nobody should own tighty whities
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Aug 17, 2021 07:31
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:ppl who don't wipe their rear end properly & wear tightey whiteys Lol yeah. Dark underwear crew for life. Barely need to wipe
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Aug 17, 2021 07:31
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people whose texting style rapidly fluctuates. Like, if someone always is just like, a one word texter, thats whatever. but if one day you get a buncha love hearts and cute selfies and the next you get one word replies with full stops that person is a timebomb.
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Aug 17, 2021 07:58
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people who can't entertain themselves on their own
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Aug 17, 2021 08:23
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Motherfucker posted:people whose texting style rapidly fluctuates. Like, if someone always is just like, a one word texter, thats whatever. but if one day you get a buncha love hearts and cute selfies and the next you get one word replies with full stops that person is a timebomb. People who leave the keyboard clicks on on their phone
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Aug 17, 2021 12:30
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Nirvikalpa posted:stay away from guys.
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Aug 17, 2021 13:03
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:ppl who don't wipe their rear end properly & wear tightey whiteys this is why i wear brown undies
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Aug 17, 2021 13:16
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People. All of them. They're all bad.
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Aug 17, 2021 16:21
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I dated a super religious woman once. She also had three kids from three different dads, all of which wanted nothing to do with her and were all trying to get full custody of their kids. The first guy I met told me in private to "get away from her now man, seriously." Looking back on it, there may have been some red flags. edit: When I tried to break up with her she said she was pregnant. When I came back ten minutes later with a pregnancy test she threw a lamp at me. I had to change my phone number and move. She also got arrested at my work for coming in and screaming about me. It was my day off, but she thought I was hiding in the back and they had to call the cops to get her out of the store. My manager transferred me to another location because she was so worried about my ex trying to find me after work. Robobot fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Aug 17, 2021 |
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Aug 17, 2021 16:25
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Aug 17, 2021 16:55
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I agree that is definitely a kind of person you should not date!!!
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Aug 17, 2021 17:05
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Rascals who spit not swallow.
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Aug 17, 2021 17:06
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enjoying the American TV sitcom "Friends" is a red flag for me
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Aug 17, 2021 17:09
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:enjoying the American TV sitcom "Friends" is a red flag for me oh yes. Seinfeld4liff!
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Aug 17, 2021 17:15
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Women who wear perfume always hide the fact that they smell bad
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Aug 17, 2021 17:17
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Peter Daou Zen posted:everybody should own a Bidet In terms of dollars spent to quality of life increase, my $20 bidet is the all-time king. I've converted no less than 5 different people to the bidet gang. My parents even got one for my grandpa since he lives with them now. Now if only I could convince them to put in one at work.
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Aug 17, 2021 17:35
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metachronos posted:In terms of dollars spent to quality of life increase, my $20 bidet is the all-time king. I've converted no less than 5 different people to the bidet gang. My parents even got one for my grandpa since he lives with them now. Now if only I could convince them to put in one at work. leave a supersoaker in the work bathroom and let them be enlightened
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Aug 17, 2021 17:41
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My name is Nik so that good morning Nick poo poo threw me for a loop.
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Aug 17, 2021 18:18
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Robobot posted:I dated a super religious woman once. She also had three kids from three different dads, all of which wanted nothing to do with her and were all trying to get full custody of their kids. The first guy I met told me in private to "get away from her now man, seriously." How do you even find people like this lol Is it low self esteem and the desire for any human contact or what
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Aug 17, 2021 20:03
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Grem posted:"I'm fluent in sarcasm!" "oooh... une bilingue"
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Aug 17, 2021 20:17
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Colonel Cancer posted:How do you even find people like this lol I had just gotten out of long relationship and she seemed really cool and nice in the beginning. I got out of it as soon as she started acting more and more crazy. It started with getting jealous about women I worked with, then it was jealousy about women on TV. The breaking point was there was a topless scene in a movie or something we were watching and she just stared daggers at me and asked if I was getting a good enough look. That was the argument that lead to me breaking up with her and her telling me she was pregnant. She also woke up her kids and demanded I explain to them why I was breaking up with her. She would drive through my apartment complex at like 3am honking and screaming for weeks after. My lease was up so I just moved away and had already changed my phone number since she was texting me every 15 seconds or so. I hope the kids are with their dads and hope she's getting help. But I doubt it. Never spoke to her directly after walking out of her place that night. If you're asking where I met her it was at work. I had helped her install something on her laptop and she invited me for a drink to thank me. I had never dated anyone with kids before and we weren't even that serious I didn't think. All this happened over the course of like three months. Not my favorite relationship. And I actually didn't date again for a long time after. I'm in the best relationship of my life right now though. First time I've ever felt like I have an actual partner.
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Aug 17, 2021 21:54
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people with the coronavirus XD
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Aug 17, 2021 22:10
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I know goons is the joke answer but like Like 8 years ago when I had zero self-esteem after going through a bad breakup, I dated a goon who was obsessed with his ex but would throw big ol' blowout screaming red-faced tantrums if I alluded to the fact that my ex ever existed. Our relationship ended when he tried to get back to together with her while we were still dating. Also, he eventually got banned for being racist. No more goons for me, no sir. (Also, at the time I was a religious weirdo with some untreated mental health issues, but that's just one more point in the NO GOONS column)
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Aug 17, 2021 22:29
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Dead body Wow I wish I had paid attention to this post, but it got lost in all the replies. Worst date ever last night.
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Aug 17, 2021 22:35
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Chicks who you spend two years raising their kid while they go to law school and strip because they will surely dump your rear end as soon as you are no longer of use to them.
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Aug 17, 2021 22:36
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pretty much everyone is terrible so you need to try and find someone who is terrible in roughly the same way as you
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Aug 17, 2021 22:49
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suddenly all those dudes who go on dates with real dolls are looking like the smart ones, and it's we who were wrong
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Aug 17, 2021 22:55
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Robobot posted:I dated a super religious woman once. She also had three kids from three different dads, all of which wanted nothing to do with her and were all trying to get full custody of their kids. The first guy I met told me in private to "get away from her now man, seriously." This is how I imagine a therapist looks after explaining what it was like dating a goon. 
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Aug 17, 2021 23:01
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Picky eaters are the worst. I'm including people with special diets in this. Vegetarians are slightly more bearable since every place has a vegetarian option now but vegans, keto and that caveman diet can gently caress right off
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Aug 18, 2021 00:01
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Away all Goats posted:Picky eaters are the worst. I'm including people with special diets in this. Vegetarians are slightly more bearable since every place has a vegetarian option now but vegans, keto and that caveman diet can gently caress right off Vegetarians are usually fine, maybe they just don't dig meat. Weird, but whatever. Hell, I could stand to cut out some red meat from my diet. Vegans, otoh, are doing it to make a statement and it invariably gives them a smug sense of superiority.
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Aug 18, 2021 00:35
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Star Citizens.
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Aug 18, 2021 00:53
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Vegetarians are cool. Vegans are cool. It’s the bacon weirdos you gotta watch out for
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Aug 18, 2021 01:13
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Dear Watson posted:Vegetarians are cool. Vegans are cool. It’s the bacon weirdos you gotta watch out for Yeah that’s cool and all, but I’ve got bad news if you don’t like jamming thick, juicy meat down your throat. 
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Aug 18, 2021 01:17
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Aug 18, 2021 01:21
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CPL593H posted:Are you alive, conscious, and not racist? Is there somewhere I can get tested for all 3 of these?
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Aug 18, 2021 01:48
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Blowdryer posted:people with the coronavirus XD Rather date a covid haver than an anti vaxxer
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Aug 18, 2021 01:50
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Peter Daou Zen posted:Also nobody should own tighty whities
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Aug 18, 2021 01:54
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CPL593H posted:Are you alive, conscious, and not racist? more or less; despite my best efforts to  my brain into submission; andthe most I’m comfortable promising is a good faith effort to not be a poo poo to folks for their immutable characteristics, and to not make the same mistake twice
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also don't date predators--the sexual kind or the alien kind.
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