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Funkos are always worse hth
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Colonel Cancer posted:Funkos are always worse hth Yeah I would 100% rather be known for having a massive collection of weird old porn than for having Pops.
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Sep 1, 2021 23:35
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CPL593H posted:Yeah I would 100% rather be known for having a massive collection of weird old porn than for having Pops.
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Sep 2, 2021 00:39
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frumpykvetchbot posted:Where I'm from physical porn back in the day was sort of a natural resource you could mine for in the woods behind trees, a short walk away from any paths. It would often appear in the form of a gym bag shamefully buried beneath some fallen leaves heaped up over it. Our porn mine was a cardboard box in the woods, partially hidden under a fallen tree. Across the field, into the woods, just past the foxhole.
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Sep 2, 2021 01:23
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This here is so, so much worse than 30k of court-ordered porno
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Sep 2, 2021 01:49
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KakerMix posted:This here is so, so much worse than 30k of court-ordered porno There are also pictures of their collection and as bad as you're imagining it it's actually worse.
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Sep 2, 2021 04:39
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Do they make funko pops of any porn stars?
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Sep 2, 2021 04:47
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Do they make funko pops of any porn stars? They can if you just jerk off to cartoons.
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Sep 2, 2021 04:51
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CPL593H posted:They can if you just jerk off to cartoons. Do you really think people would do that?
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Sep 2, 2021 04:52
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Do they make funko pops of any porn stars? Any Funko Pop can become a porn star, if you're brave enough.
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Sep 2, 2021 04:52
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I don’t get this poo poo. Like would these people consider “good parenting” to be sitting down with your child and watching various pornos and having moral and ethical discussions about what they watched together? Like, “ok son, now this is proper rope bondage. Notice the symmetry of the weight bearing nodes? The harness is motionless, she isn’t swinging from side to side and the knots aren’t leaving red marks on her skin. Alright now notice this deep penetration scene. The man is touching her cervix with the tip of his penis and he’s not smearing the cum around the cervix like shes some cheap whore, it’s going directly into the cervix and the excess is leaking out from the labia seal and not sloughing down into her butthole. Hear that farting sound? That’s how you know he’s penetrating her at an appropriate angle, like a suction cup, and she is taking ALL of his cum. Now, this crap you are watching is bitch poo poo son. We really want you to start watching higher quality porn, not this sloppy jizz monster crap with all the farts and pee. Glad we could all sit down and watch some good porn together, this will in no way become a repressed memory for you that you will act out in weird ways later on in life. Good talk.” dad?
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Sep 2, 2021 06:17
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I keep my near-mint Nina Hartley rookie card in a safe deposit box to avoid just this sort of thing.
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Sep 5, 2021 05:56
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KakerMix posted:This here is so, so much worse than 30k of court-ordered porno yeah, amanda really hosed up signing it. thing's so full of loopholes. like there's literally four whole weeks of no-limits funko spending.
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