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https://apnews.com/article/indiana-michigan-muncie-grand-haven-d52201655d54b71aa0d544245c1ecc97quote:GRAND HAVEN, Mich. (AP) — A judge has ordered a western Michigan couple to pay $30,441 to their son for getting rid of his pornography collection.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 02:24 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:51 |
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Clearly not a goon, he only lived with his parents for 10 months before moving out
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 02:26 |
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This is an outrage wheres the protests happening im buying my tix to michigon now
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 02:31 |
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35mm pornno sex penis film reels are pretty expensive man
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 02:45 |
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Got a feeling about why he was divorced lmao
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 02:48 |
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Putty posted:35mm pornno sex penis film reels are pretty expensive man porno sex film
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 02:48 |
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Amarcarts posted:Muncie, Indiana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQXejpU-Xss&t=6s
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 03:11 |
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but porn is free?
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 03:20 |
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Rutibex posted:but porn is free? This was rare special collectors edition woods porn.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 03:23 |
please tell me there's nobody in that family whose first name starts with a T or at least tell me there's a way out of this stupid simulation
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 03:23 |
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Rutibex posted:but porn is free? I pay $8000 a month
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 03:25 |
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i like tuggin till blood comes out instead of cum. Its how the pros do it!
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 03:38 |
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very disappointed this wasn't a "your mom sounds cool OP" post
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 03:40 |
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I was expecting a story about some dweeb attacking someone with a flea market katana but this still tracks. How much porn is 30 grand worth of porn, Jesus Christ. To throw that out they would have probably needed to rent a dumpster. I'm also shocked that no one pointed out that his name is one letter off from being Jerkin.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 03:54 |
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Wait a minute I can SUE MY MOM?@?!
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:03 |
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Yes, but only for porn-related grievances
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:05 |
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Werking hard or hardly werking
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:25 |
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Jerking with Werking
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:51 |
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there's a front page?
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:10 |
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quote:He said they had no right to throw out his collection of films, magazines and other items.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:45 |
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The mans right to tug was extremely violated I'm glad he received restitution
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:50 |
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Imagine having every single person you know or have ever met hear that you used your mom for tens of thousands of dollars because she threw out your porn.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:53 |
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Sunswipe posted:I both do and don't want to know what the "other items" were. It's a funny title and all, but it's like the mcdonald's hot coffee lawsuit. Pretty legit when you look into it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:53 |
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Holy poo poo was he tryin' out the new sex robots? Those are some serious scratch otherwise dude must've had like a few self-storage units full of dvds or something.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:00 |
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Sunswipe posted:I both do and don't want to know what the "other items" were. Probably a lot of those anime figures and statues with the unrealistically gigantic heaving breasts. Khorne posted:Sex toys. This is a legitimate case of the parents being real judgmental pricks, snooping, and destroying tens of thousands of dollars worth of property that wasn't just hanging out in the open. I am David Werking, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to a giant heap of porn? 'No!' says my ex-wife 'It's gross and weird.' 'No!' says my dad. 'Now my house reeks like cum.' 'No!' says my mom. 'I can hear your bed creaking when I'm trying to sleep.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... living in my van. A masturbatorium where the porn collector would not fear his mom. Where the serial jerker would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, a thirty thousand dollar porn collection can become your masturbatorium as well.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:02 |
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I'm thinking at some point when your porno collection hits a few grand in value you'd probably like set up a dewey decimal system like at a library or something to help organize it. I bet homedog just kept it disordered for full chaos and tuggin' carnage.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:06 |
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frogge posted:I'm thinking at some point when your porno collection hits a few grand in value you'd probably like set up a dewey decimal system like at a library or something to help organize it. I bet homedog just kept it disordered for full chaos and tuggin' carnage. More like a gooey decimal system.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:07 |
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the jurors on the trial had to inspect the entire collection, item by item, to ensure a fair value assessment
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:13 |
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"Your honor, the jury will need at least another five minutes to deliberate."
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:15 |
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CPL593H posted:More like a gooey decimal system. Gross. also right on,
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:15 |
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frogge posted:Holy poo poo was he tryin' out the new sex robots? Those are some serious scratch otherwise dude must've had like a few self-storage units full of dvds or something. It was rare vintage hentai.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:17 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I pay $8000 a month Funny, I get $8000.00 a month.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:22 |
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Pawn 17 posted:It was rare vintage hentai. It belongs in a museum!
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 06:24 |
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CPL593H posted:More like a gooey decimal system. laughed real hard at this
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 07:19 |
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Justice wins!!!
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 07:32 |
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More like David Wanking lol
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 12:49 |
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This dude is a big time sex pro and I want to be like him
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 12:55 |
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A proper milking harness can be quite quite expensive, to say nothing of a milking machine. It wouldn't surprise me to find out Mr. Werking was a milking enthusiast. I'm glad he found justice.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 13:12 |
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Underneath my bed porn being taken away and not talked about was weird. Finding it a year later ... weirder.
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# ? Aug 28, 2021 13:16 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:51 |
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They didn't just throw it out, they inspected each one and made a greatest hits collage of the best stuff:https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2019/09/parents-who-were-sued-for-tossing-sons-porn-collection-kept-worst-of-worst-as-evidence-attorney-says.html posted:OTTAWA COUNTY, MI – A Grand Haven couple being sued by their adult son for disposing of his pornography collection has additional materials that could be illegal, their attorney said. Maybe they're just disappointed that he's a brony instead of a good old fashioned furry sparkledog like them.
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