CPAC 2015, Feb 25-28: The annual carnival of hatred

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Tony Perkins was a cop for 10 years

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:27

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Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

I'm really glad you have that av Mo_Steel.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:28

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Darkman Fanpage posted:

I'm really glad you have that av Mo_Steel.

I always prefer this version rather than Mark Levine but they can both be Master Shake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikUcRUbZbas

e: All our other freedoms rest on religious freedom? :pwn:

Even gun rights?

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:31

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Dana is a wretched woman

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:33

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

"What if you're stoned for being gay while walking down the street?" ~A Christian arguing for more religion in the public realm.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:34

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

These people are being dragged into the 21st century and it is delicious

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:35

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Christians a protected class

gently caress you Dana

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:37

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

"Since we have a victim competition in America, I think we win"

Modern American Evangelism in one sentence

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:38

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

If you think things look bad because people are more tolerant maybe reexamine your beliefs.

e: No they don't see this conflict you hack, you can't just expand out people's generic belief in religious freedom to 'well they all believe we should be able to treat gays as second class citizens like Jim Crow.'

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Feb 28, 2015

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:39

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

That Supreme Court decision is going to be fantastic

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:42

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

They're trying to grab the guns! :byodood:

e: Did she just say Hillary solicited a minor for sex or did I mishear?

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:43

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Gun fetishization

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:44

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

gently caress YOU GUY you are full of poo poo. He wasn't using the Crusades as an example of how Christians are bad it's about how people who were pricks used religion to try and legitimize their actions just like ISIS does today.

Obama was literally defending the faithful in his statement. He was protecting Christianity and Islam and all faiths from being painted by the brush of extremists who do ill and try to claim a religious support that doesn't exist, and you're buying into that poo poo because you're a hack who can't think beyond "Obama say something = something BAD."

e: CHAPPAQUIDDICK :byodame:

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Feb 28, 2015

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:45

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Mo_Steel posted:

gently caress YOU GUY you are full of poo poo. He wasn't using the Crusades as an example of how Christians are bad it's about how people who were pricks used religion to try and legitimize their actions just like ISIS does today.

Obama was literally defending the faithful in his statement. He was protecting Christianity and Islam and all faiths from being painted by the brush of extremists who do ill and try to claim a religious support that doesn't exist, and you're buying into that poo poo because you're a hack who can't think beyond "Obama say something = something BAD."

These are people who base their entire life around cherrypicking quotes from a 1000+ year old book and applying them out of context.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:49

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

The Not So Supreme Court

Ahahahaha literally slippery slope argument. I thought we were pro-religion, why can't Muslims marry kids and adults sir, you just said you wanted religious freedom for Muslims.

:qq:

Christians are so lambasted in the U.S.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:53

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

I seriously want all these people thrown off a cliff

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:54

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

wow she's really smiley for someone talking about how her husband is getting beaten and tortured

# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:02

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

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e: This guy is feeling it man. I can't even mock that, it's clear this means a lot to him.

Wait whoa they created Team Ninja, the guys who made Ninja Gaiden?!

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Feb 28, 2015

# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:09

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Christians a protected class

gently caress you Dana

The / an additional obnoxious thing is Christians *are* a protected class under the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:15

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

I love love LOVE these quotes. All of them are picture perfect representations of Poe's Law and they're gloriously cognitively dissonant.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:46

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Chokes McGee posted:

I love love LOVE these quotes. All of them are picture perfect representations of Poe's Law and they're gloriously cognitively dissonant.

I haven't seen any evidence that any of these people are experiencing cognitive dissonance. They're just working off of completely different definitions of the words they're using than we are.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 18:09

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Kazak_Hstan posted:

The / an additional obnoxious thing is Christians *are* a protected class under the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Yes, all religions are. Which is useful, because it's one more roadblock in the way of the kinds of laws these people would like very much to pass.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 18:36

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Signing up recruits for the holy war on ISIS at CPAC.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:18

InequalityGodzilla: May 31, 2012

Joementum posted:

Signing up recruits for the holy war on ISIS at CPAC.

Prissy bastard couldn't even get real chainmail to put under that tunic.

A shameful crusader cosplayer.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:48

dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

when is the next thing

# ? Feb 28, 2015 20:35

funtax: Feb 28, 2001; Forum Veteran

So which cosplayer gets to take Tea Party Ultron home with them?

# ? Feb 28, 2015 20:40

SNAKES N CAKES: Sep 6, 2005; DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Breitbart breaks a major scandal:

quote:

Report: Jeb Bush Attempting to Rig CPAC Straw Poll with Bused in Supporters

NATIONAL HARBOR, Maryland � Perhaps in fear that he didn�t have enough backers willing to show up on their own, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush�s campaign organized to bus supporters to the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) to cheer during his appearance on stage and vote for him in the straw poll.

The New York Times� Jonathan Martin writes that Bush brought people in from Washington, D.C.: �Mr. Bush�s supporters organized caravans of his Washington backers to attend his speech, and they cheered whenever anyone else booed,� Martin wrote.

Those same bused in cheerers also will likely be expected by Bush�s campaign to vote for him in the famed straw poll.

Betsy Woodruff at the liberal outlet Slate also obtained emails that prove Bush�s team was busing in supporters from K Street.

�Emails provided to Slate show that backers of the former Florida governor are busing supporters from downtown Washington D.C. to CPAC in National Harbor, Maryland, and organizing to get them day passes into the event,� Woodruff wrote.

One person behind the effort to bus in Bush backers, Woodruff confirmed, was former George W. Bush advance man Fritz Brogan. �A Bush insider confirmed to Slate that Bush�s Right to Rise PAC is helping organize the transportation,� Woodruff wrote.

Three other potential GOP presidential campaigns told Breitbart News that they expect nothing less from Bush�s campaign, since he doesn�t have real conservative support.

�It comes as no surprise that the Bushies would try to rig the CPAC straw poll. Jeb, like his father and brother, is strongly disliked and distrusted by the Base,� one said.

Trying to rig the CPAC straw poll �is a cynical effort by Bush�s establishment campaign to attempt to build some conservative bona fides where none exist,� a second rival presidential effort staffer told Breitbart News. �Since they don�t have legitimate conservative support they have to pay for it in a transparent AstroTurf effort.�

�This shows one thing: Jeb Bush�s base is D.C. insiders and lobbyists,� an operative for a third potential GOP presidential rival said. �He has to bus them everywhere he goes. They are his only hope, that they can buy him this election every step of the way. True conservatives need to stand up and fight back.�

Before CPAC, when asked if Bush�s supporters would be paid and bused in, Bush spokeswoman Kristy Campbell denied it flatly. She said in an email that she �can confirm that we are not trying to play in the straw poll � despite what anyone else is telling you.�

Campbell, Bush�s spokeswoman, told Breitbart News on Saturday afternoon: �We aren�t trying to play in the straw poll. Some supporters in the DC area who were planning to attend CPAC expressed concerns about getting over to the Gaylord. We helping by providing some limited transportation on Friday only (specific to the time of the Governor�s speech.)�

What is the world coming to?

# ? Feb 28, 2015 21:58

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

So Jeb's trying to do the thing the Pauls do every year.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 21:59

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Conservatives sure are cagey about busing people to places to do things.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:15

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Voter fraud is real.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:16

TinFoilJoy: Oct 15, 2012

It feels like they accuse someone of rigging the results every year.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:25

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:14

Al Harrington: May 1, 2005; I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

really want to see what's written on those "other" ballots

# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:16

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Ahahahaha Huckabee quit his day job to lose by half a percent to chronic non-runner Sarah Palin.

And he's still under 1% glorious

e: and donald is beating Carly, fantastic

Raskolnikov38 fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Feb 28, 2015

# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:18

Al Harrington: May 1, 2005; I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

so Jeb bused a bunch of people in and still only managed 8%? amazing

# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:22

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Ahahahaha Huckabee quit his day job to lose by half a percent to chronic non-runner Sarah Palin.

And he's still under 1% glorious

e: and donald is beating Carly, fantastic

He lost to 'Other' too

:laffo:

# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:23

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

In Jeb's defense the Paul family has at least a decade of experience in bussing people to these dumb straw polls, nevermind that their diehard believers would leap at the chance to do so.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:24

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Raskolnikov38 posted:

In Jeb's defense the Paul family has at least a decade of experience in bussing people to these dumb straw polls, nevermind that their diehard believers would leap at the chance to do so.

Yeah but I still expected him to beat loving Ben Carson.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:44

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Al Harrington posted:

really want to see what's written on those "other" ballots

"NO N****RS"

# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:48

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Cigar Aficionado: Nov 1, 2004; "Patel"? Fuck you.

If you can't beat Donald Trump, you should be banned from running for President.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:56

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