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whenever someone isn't going fast enough for me, thats why i keep my akimbo mac 10 ingrams. i dive sideways hong kong style out of the car and empty both mags. justice
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Chief McHeath posted:Like every car built since the early 2000s has headlights that will turn on with the car and turn off when you kill the engine how is people driving at night with no lights on still a thing. Daytime running lights aren't the same as headlights
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Dec 18, 2016 07:17
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butterbar posted:Daytime running lights aren't the same as headlights I drive a loving 2005 Kia that I leave the running light and headlight knobs turned to on at all times, and whoa, they come on when I start the car and turn off when I take the keys out of the ignition. If the rest of the auto industry hasn't caught up to Korean cars more than a decade old just LMAO.
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Dec 18, 2016 07:25
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dang someone hire this chief guy to be the head of a car company. he seems to know whats what
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Dec 18, 2016 07:36
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when someone doesn't have their lights on at night, i ram them off the road, pull them from the car, and karate chop them
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Dec 18, 2016 08:08
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Chief McHeath posted:I drive a loving 2005 Kia that I leave the running light and headlight knobs turned to on at all times, and whoa, they come on when I start the car and turn off when I take the keys out of the ignition. I mean you can have a recent car with hand cranks for the windows options are options.
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Dec 18, 2016 08:10
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I had a drivers license this one time... One. Time.
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Dec 18, 2016 08:38
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Chief McHeath posted:I drive a loving 2005 Kia that I leave the running light and headlight knobs turned to on at all times, and whoa, they come on when I start the car and turn off when I take the keys out of the ignition. Leaving the headlights on all the time so they waste power and burn out faster isn't exactly the brilliant lifehack you think it is
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Dec 18, 2016 08:43
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ArbitraryC posted:I mean you can have a recent car with hand cranks for the windows options are options. Not really, hand crank windows are pretty much dead in everything except the Mitsubishi Mirage, whuch was designed for third world countries. The additional supply and assembly overhead makes having two different window assemblies more expensive than just giving everyone power windows
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Dec 18, 2016 08:45
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also if you can handle the minor life skill that even grandmas have mastered long ago you can downshift and bleed some speed if you want to gently caress with people behind you without the brake lights giving it away
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Dec 18, 2016 08:46
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I stay focused on getting where I'm going and nothing else. People in front of me deserve to die people behind me don't exist.
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Dec 18, 2016 08:51
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Im posting while driving and filling out this fraudulent loan application on my steering wheel. The pen doesnt write well (its my carbong scraping pen) and the horn honks randomly as i write and the next driver that honks back is gonna get shot in the fucken face 
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Dec 18, 2016 09:04
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When I lived in Germany I got a lot of joy getting in the left lane to pass some traffic only to have some idiot in a porshe ride my rear end flashing his lights because I am not passing fast enough for him. Sorry friend, I'm not going over 180 km/h, it makes my car shake. Enjoy your sports car!
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Dec 18, 2016 12:04
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Frankenstyle posted:Roadblock spotted. Hmmm... no, I think the person who uses the phrase "fritter away" in 2016 is probably the one who will die alone in this exchange.
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Dec 18, 2016 14:15
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One time while commuting to Ball State in '93, I was on Bethel heading toward the light at Tillotson (for any Muncie goons). For the last 3/4 mile there was a guy in an old 80s Caprice driving like a complete rear end in a top hat. I was running 10 over, yet he was swerving around, flailing his arms around in disgust, sticking his head out his window like he was trying to see if there was anyone in front of me like he was going to pass in a busy as hell non-passing zone, etc. I was in my parents 91 Geo Metro and if you've ever driven one, they're like a poor-handling, oversized go cart. Toward the next light the road splits to two lanes and there were 5-6 cars in the right lane and only one or two in the left. So, I kept my speed at 45 and at the last second changed lanes and since he was 3 inches off my bumper, the Caprice slammed into the last car on the right.
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Dec 18, 2016 14:15
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I just do an engine break if you're tailgating me when I'm going over 15 the speedlimit, breaklights are for pussies 
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Dec 18, 2016 18:30
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If you have a dashcam and someone brake checks you does anyone feel tempted to just let your car go into the back of them? i think it be really funny
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Dec 18, 2016 18:51
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hemale in pain posted:If you have a dashcam and someone brake checks you does anyone feel tempted to just let your car go into the back of them? i think it be really funny "I can't wait to see the youtube engagement reports on this!" I think as I'm decapitated by truck nuts
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Dec 18, 2016 18:53
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I just move out of the way because it isn't worth getting turned to paste by retards on the road??? I guess I'm a huge bitch or whatever
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Dec 18, 2016 18:55
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Jimmy Hats posted:I just move out of the way because it isn't worth getting turned to paste by retards on the road??? I guess I'm a huge bitch or whatever Just drive on the shoulder, Nancy.
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Dec 18, 2016 19:02
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You should be allowed to murder one (1) other motorist on the highways per year and if you had a really good reason you'll be allowed to kill a second.
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Dec 18, 2016 19:03
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Jimmy Hats posted:I just move out of the way because it isn't worth getting turned to paste by retards on the road??? I guess I'm a huge bitch or whatever Ugh, people like you are the reason tailgating exists in the first place. It just takes one person to capitulate and all these idiots now find its a viable strategy. SMDH
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Dec 18, 2016 19:03
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If you don't have a spiked flail in hand while driving you are a failure as a motorist.
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Dec 18, 2016 19:04
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I got tailgated once and then I pit maneuvered their car into a swamp die in muck and frog feces rear end hole
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Dec 18, 2016 19:05
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Bip Roberts posted:I got tailgated once and then I pit maneuvered their car into a swamp die in muck and frog feces rear end hole This is an English only board ty
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Dec 18, 2016 19:12
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Burt Sexual posted:This is an English only board ty There was a lorry almost into my boot so I battered them into a bog
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Dec 18, 2016 19:14
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Burt Sexual posted:This is an English only board ty There is not much grow up job and this people not vår nivå. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgKc642quVs
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Dec 18, 2016 19:37
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i was going 30 downhill on a snowy rear end road with a few cars directly behind me and some fucker like 25 feet in front of me decides it is the optimal time to incredibly slowly pull into traffic. i jump into the left lane as i imagine most did because there wasnt an accident and even though we terribly close to a red light with cars already stopped in all lanes i speed up just so i can make sure to cut in front of that fucker and jam on my brakes (to almost no effect at all). the margins for not crashing into 2 or more people were slim but i made it happen. just because "gently caress you" to that guy who pulled out
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Dec 18, 2016 20:37
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the best part is where you force a near high speed automobile accident involving yourself in order to teach someone a lesson about proper driving
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Dec 18, 2016 20:42
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Commie NedFlanders posted:the best part is where you force a near high speed automobile accident involving yourself in order to teach someone a lesson about proper driving At least here in Indiana, whenever there is a wreck involving someone getting rear-ended it's always the fault of the pitcher not the catcher.
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Dec 18, 2016 21:08
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we are the Funyuns posted:At least here in Indiana, whenever there is a wreck involving someone getting rear-ended it's always the fault of the pitcher not the catcher. I always wonder if the guy in front who caused the accident feels smug, or regret, or what. His car is still hosed and his day is still ruined, over teaching a lesson. I suppose it depends on how many kids got hurt, and the kind of person he is.
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Dec 18, 2016 21:10
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:also if you can handle the minor life skill that even grandmas have mastered long ago you can downshift and bleed some speed if you want to gently caress with people behind you without the brake lights giving it away there is such a thing as "not accelerating"
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Dec 18, 2016 21:45
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Commie NedFlanders posted:the best part is where you force a near high speed automobile accident involving yourself in order to teach someone a lesson about proper driving i disagree, what is even better is that the person almost certainly did not learn any lesson whatsoever, and just thought the op was a giant rear end in a top hat who couldn't drive i'd even wager that person has tailgated several times in the couple days since the incident
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:also if you can handle the minor life skill that even grandmas have mastered long ago you can downshift and bleed some speed if you want to gently caress with people behind you without the brake lights giving it away ah yes the highly evolved precision stunt driving skill of "take your foot off the gas"
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usually when I'm getting tailgated I'll hold down the wiper fluid for a bit so they get sprayed.
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Dec 18, 2016 22:38
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OMGVBFLOL posted:ah yes the highly evolved precision stunt driving skill of "take your foot off the gas" This isn't what downshifting means hth
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Dec 18, 2016 22:59
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nomadologique posted:i disagree, what is even better is that the person almost certainly did not learn any lesson whatsoever, and just thought the op was a giant rear end in a top hat who couldn't drive was he wrong? 
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Dec 18, 2016 23:05
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:usually when I'm getting tailgated I'll hold down the wiper fluid for a bit so they get sprayed. i've done this, but it doesn't have a cool name like "brake check". how about "squirt surprise"? "wet warning"?
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if you've ever driven a car, gently caress you.
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Blue Train posted:This isn't what downshifting means hth downshifting is just something car autists do
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