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speed limit is 65, it's 10 PM and there's moderate traffic in right and center lane. i'm doing 75 in left lane passing some folks, and this rear end in a top hat comes flying up behind me and starts flashing his brights. usually i'd just get out of the way but there's traffic to my right. so i keep going at the same speed, passing the traffic. well i guess this fucker thought i should just veer directly into the traffic or maybe just plow off the road to the left into the median because he comes up on my bumper, puts his brights on, and rides me like a 10 dollar whore. so i brake check him hard - i mean really scare him - and i swear i could smell the poo poo spraying involuntarily out of his rear end in a top hat from my car. he drops waaay back and eventually i pass the traffic, move over, and never saw him again. tell me how you've put rear end in a top hat drivers in their place
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I don't because I'm old and jaded and don't give a gently caress. drive as bad as you want, just do it away from me.
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Dec 17, 2016 05:52
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Lets all share things that didn't happen to us today.
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Dec 17, 2016 05:54
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One time I was driving home and some cars passed me.
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Dec 17, 2016 05:55
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Lets all share things that didn't happen to us today. I had a line of females waiting to accept my seed, orally.
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Dec 17, 2016 05:59
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i usually ask my super hot passenger girl to stop blowing me and take the wheel, then leap from my cars onto theirs and punch through the windshield and beat them to death OP
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Dec 17, 2016 06:00
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geez i just said i brake checked him, not that i beat him to a pulp with my hands and then his girlfriend jumped into my lap thats a different story
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Dec 17, 2016 06:06
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withak posted:One time I was driving home and some cars passed me. As long as they passed you on the left, good work
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Dec 17, 2016 06:16
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Left lane is the fast lane, OP. If you want to drive like a grandma, maybe try the right lane?
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Dec 17, 2016 06:23
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just gonna post about being just as bad of a driver as some other guy was don't mind me folks
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Dec 17, 2016 06:24
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i told the op of a thread to licketh upon mine nuts, verily
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Dec 17, 2016 06:27
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I shot like 12 people on my morning commute, road rage king is what they call me. I will never be stopped and I will never die
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Dec 17, 2016 07:02
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I was cruisin real cool like when some square flies past and throws a soda cup out the window, getting cola all over the outside of my ride. I scowled, put out the cig I was smoking on my tongue, then hit the nos cuz this joker had just signed his death certificate. I catch up in like no time at all, I'm riding along next to him and he's ignoring me because he knows it's curtains. I'm fed up with his clown-rear end at this point and said "hey, I'm just trying to give you some wreck ignition!" then blew his car up with a tactical missile.
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Dec 17, 2016 07:08
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*flips secret switch that rotates all wheels 90 degrees and extends car 10 feet, blocking three lanes of traffic* get ready mother fucker.. for the brake check - of your life!
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Dec 17, 2016 07:12
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I just saw a video today of the dude that did the Daytona USA theme song singing it live so this thread seems as good a thread as any to post some goddamn driving music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J9ffRgADRU
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Dec 17, 2016 07:17
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This guy had a 26.2 sticker on his car and i was like pffft we'll see about that and i pulled him out of the driver's seat and chased him all the way home on foot and ill be golly damned turns out the guy really was a marathon runner So i was like hey sorry my bad but now that im home wanna come in for dinner? It's spag'n'balls night and he was all ACTUALLY IM A VEGAN so i tore his leg off and beat him with the messy end
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Dec 17, 2016 07:20
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im the guy who drives the guitar wagon in mad max
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Dec 17, 2016 07:48
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I hit a pedestrian today just because I could op.
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Dec 17, 2016 08:32
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I believe this story really happened except it was in a gay bath house and there were no cars involved and it was gay sex instead.
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Dec 17, 2016 08:34
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Lol if you don't have your high beams on all the time anyway
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Dec 17, 2016 08:34
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i threw a well-done steak out the window onto the windshield of the car behind me, then sprayed a bunch of ketchup onto it
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Dec 17, 2016 08:49
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Doctor Dogballs posted:i threw a well-done steak out the window onto the windshield of the car behind me, then sprayed a bunch of ketchup onto it It took me two hours to clean that poo poo off, you gently caress.....
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Dec 17, 2016 08:57
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you irl posted:well i guess this fucker thought i should just veer directly into the traffic or maybe just plow off the road to the left into the median because he comes up on my bumper, puts his brights on, and rides me like a 10 dollar whore. i dunno, i think he just wanted u to speed up !!
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Dec 17, 2016 09:41
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Chief McHeath posted:Lol if you don't have your high beams on all the time anyway i welded floodlights to my ride so that I can see everything all the time even in daylight
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Dec 17, 2016 09:45
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I got some eyes on my windshield that say NO FEAR cause I ant scared if you run inta me buddy
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Dec 17, 2016 09:57
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today I got my car circumcised
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Dec 17, 2016 10:01
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Code Jockey posted:today I got my car circumcised mazel tov!
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Dec 17, 2016 12:56
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I taped a copy of my provinces guide to vehicle operation around a cinder block and threw it through the passenger window of the texting retard I was following for a couple kilometers when we pulled up to each other at a red light.
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Dec 17, 2016 13:20
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Harrower posted:I taped a copy of my provinces guide to vehicle operation around a cinder block and threw it through the passenger window of the texting retard I was following for a couple kilometers when we pulled up to each other at a red light. "province" lol
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Dec 17, 2016 14:59
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you irl posted:mazel tov! Mazda HOV!
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Dec 17, 2016 15:15
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I will kill that driver for you op I am a licensed assassin
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Dec 17, 2016 16:08
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Chief McHeath posted:I got some eyes on my windshield that say NO FEAR cause I ant scared if you run inta me buddy Oh yeah? I have a Calvin pissing on Ford sticker and another pissing on Chevy 'cuz fuckem both. That's my attitude and my creed and I aint sorry one bit.
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Dec 17, 2016 16:15
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Lets all share things that didn't happen to us today. I read a good post by SLICK GOKU BABY
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Dec 17, 2016 16:22
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holy poo poo you guys Albert Einstein is alive!!
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Dec 17, 2016 16:23
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I keep in the right lane and move with the traffic flow. If someone really wants to get past me I'll let them. I don't lay on the horn, make nasty gestures, or play games.* * - Unless someone is clearly on the phone/texting at a red light that turned green for at least a second and their brake lights are still on. Then the gloves. Are. Off.
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Dec 17, 2016 16:38
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I got chased for flicking someone off in traffic once. Stay safe while driving, passive aggressive posters.
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Dec 17, 2016 16:43
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And Tyler Too! posted:im the guy who drives the guitar wagon in mad max That poo poo owns. You own. Feddy freddie just showed me a picture of a woman who looks like my wife, back in the US. Shes alive? That can't be I saw her die. But regardless, I'm gettin the old crew together and we're gonna go to the US for one more job, and I'm gonna play buddy ricer with the rock to take down a gang and save my wife! 
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Dec 17, 2016 16:43
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Hmm, this guy is behaving dangerously, better make the situation even more dangerous, I'm sure he'll see the error of his ways when he slams into me. I'll be sure and make a smugpost about it as my crumpled vehicle gets loaded onto a flatbed, assuming I wasn't murdered in a road rage incident.
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Dec 17, 2016 16:51
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Pretty sure you were going around 50 there gramma
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I will kill that driver for you op I am a licensed assassin pls kill all the posters that are making fun of me
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