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I can't even justify what I'm doing now, much less 17 years ago
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the two corners of Aleph: trance, maoism and goatse
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May 8, 2018 09:20
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Kleptomaniac space bug
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May 8, 2018 10:18
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About 20 years ago I was playing a pen-n-paper rpg with friends and my character built a robot dog. hosed up the intelligence roll, so it wasn’t very smart, so I named him Retardog, the cognitively-challenged canine companion. I’ve used it pretty much everywhere online, though these days it’s somewhat problematic.
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May 8, 2018 11:54
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Prosecutors: Look there are these laws, and yes we know they are super vague, and we know they were not intended for this purpose, but we are going to prosecute you anyway. Me: But, how was I supposed to know it was a crime if the law wasn't worded or intended for what you say I did. Is that even a crime anyway? Prosecutors: Have you ever heard the term: Strict Liability? Me: No? Prosecutor: Well, that isn't a good enough defence. Pah.
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May 8, 2018 12:25
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"Pastry of the Year" is an award given to vending machine treats1 and I also find it pleasing both to the ear and simply as a concept 1 The "Big Texas" cinnamon roll won this award five years in a row, and I was in a motel with well-stocked vending machines when I stopped lurking and made my account
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May 8, 2018 12:31
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Pastry of the Year posted:"Pastry of the Year" is an award given to vending machine treats1 A shrimp pastry idea still makes me horrified but curious. My username is easily stapled as just Papa Emeritus III from the band Ghost, but the idea came from my irl nickname being Papa. To those who dont know, I'm one of those fabled ladygoons. While in my 20s, I watched a documentary about some biker gang and the leader had the nickname Mom. I thought it was the greatest thing ever and was highly amused. I babbled about it to a few people in my squad(I was in the army at the time) and I was jokingly assigned Papa as a radio call sign. It stuck after that. When registering, I wanted to incorporate that nickname. I love Ghost a lot, so it worked out.
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May 8, 2018 12:45
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I thought a fart in a box was a pretty funny thing but my name has multiple levels and meanings to it, it's quite complex in the end
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May 8, 2018 12:46
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Papa Emeritus III posted:A shrimp pastry idea still makes me horrified but curious. The Small Pastry Saga. I woke up one morning and discovered that someone had gifted me this new avatar, which I genuinely really like.
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May 8, 2018 13:24
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Pastry of the Year posted:The Small Pastry Saga. I woke up one morning and discovered that someone had gifted me this new avatar, which I genuinely really like. Oh jesus. lmfao
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May 8, 2018 13:57
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My original username was my surname, which I changed after realising how many bad posts I'd made on here. Current one is from an Earl Sweatshirt song.
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May 8, 2018 14:03
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I had finished reading the Silmarillion, and Melkor and/or Morgoth were probably taken. I also liked Blind Guardian, so I went with their moniker for the same character.
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May 8, 2018 14:36
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I wanted to name myself after a fantasy creature/cryptic (Bigfoot, Dragon, etc.), but I couldn't decide which one was the best, so I just went with the most frequently photographed.
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May 8, 2018 14:37
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The year: 1997 Me, recruiting Gogo in FF6 for the first time: "What should I rename this guy?" Buddy of mine: <username>!
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May 8, 2018 15:12
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this time I'm going to goodpost only. I swear.
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May 8, 2018 15:16
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The film Koyaanisqatsi and, you know
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May 8, 2018 15:18
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I was given a random username by some mod.
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May 8, 2018 15:33
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Prince of Space posted:
HA HA HA.... HA
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May 8, 2018 16:40
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One of my better friends is named Steve Mathis, and he came up with the aim name StizzMatic of which I was very jealous and tried to come up with something similar using the first letter of my last name. In other words I copy catted my friend and came up with something not nearly as good.
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May 8, 2018 16:44
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I like monsters have have a lifetime of sleeping problems.
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May 8, 2018 16:49
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Ultraviolet + Infrared = Ultrared. I just wanted a username that I could remember and didn't match anywhere else.
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May 8, 2018 16:59
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Bindi Bhaji Boogie (Papadom Rock) is an original song by the Sikh Welsh Elvis impersonator Peter Singh. I misspelled it because I didnt take the two seconds required to check the correct spelling.
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May 8, 2018 17:08
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I was eating a bacon sandwich.
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May 8, 2018 17:18
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my batman themed bar mitzvah ROCKED
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May 8, 2018 17:49
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When I played Rogue Legacy, I liked to imagine all the other floating wizard dudes picking on the earth wizards for basically throwing rocks, calling them "dirt wizard" and suggesting they learn real magic.
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May 8, 2018 18:19
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I'm named after my father, poopnanners sr.
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May 8, 2018 19:15
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When I was in middle school I wrote an epic fantasy novel about 2 brothers that were gay for each other. The evil brother was named Remigious. I know I cribbed the name from somewhere, but I don’t remember where :/
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May 8, 2018 19:27
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I was playing Counterstrike in 1999 with my college roommate and we were both pretty bad at the start so we picked names to reflect that. He was SittingDuck and I was CannonFodder. I've had this handle for over half of my life.
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May 8, 2018 19:44
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One day I was playing Counter Strike and a friend of mine was still using Windows 98, and the rest of us had migrated to XP by then. So I changed my name to Windows 98 to mock him in game and it stuck.
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May 8, 2018 19:50
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family name
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May 8, 2018 19:53
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dnd racism
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May 8, 2018 19:58
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The Armenia page of the Onion Atlas “Wah wah wah the Turks were mean to us”
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May 8, 2018 20:39
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My father before me, Dillon1
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May 8, 2018 20:52
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Super Mario never really dies or is killed so I wanted something that reflected the permanence of death
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May 8, 2018 23:57
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I'm the pretentious loser that wants everyone to look at my username and know exactly what kind of person I am but after taking an hour to come up with one I just put something random into the Name column and moved on.
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May 9, 2018 00:00
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it's my surname irl
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May 9, 2018 00:09
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with age comes wisdom and you can truly know oneself.
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May 9, 2018 01:05
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I use the same username for like half the poo poo that requires a username online This way I will never forget, which is also why I use the same password for everything and periodically I have my Fortnite account hijacked or money mysteriously goes missing from my checking account An acceptable price for convenience and laziness imo
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May 9, 2018 01:10
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Got it in a name change thread and I still find it hilarious.
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May 9, 2018 02:31
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I played a lot of Final Fantasy 6 as a kid
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