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Iron Crowned posted:Rental Counter operator: WEll because your flight was delayed by 5 hours, we no longer have the car you reserved, but we have a nice minivan for you! Well, it is the Cadillac of minivans...
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Nov 22, 2019 17:40
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Cosmik Slop posted:Well, it is the Cadillac of minivans... It's a Dodge Caravan
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Nov 22, 2019 17:45
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*bag held at security* "whats th-" > it's my business cards, they always do this, just kill me its easier
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Nov 22, 2019 17:55
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Googles "regional gloryholes"
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Nov 22, 2019 18:44
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Oscar Wild posted:Googles "regional gloryholes" *google translate doesn't handle icelandic well* *sticks face in geysir* *rues*
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Nov 22, 2019 18:50
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Literally A Person posted:LAP's Boss: THE ADMIRAL IS GOING TO BE HERE TODAY!!! OH MY GOD THE ADMIRAL!!!! So what was David Robinson like?
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Nov 22, 2019 19:17
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GolfHole posted:*bag held at security* This actually happened to me when I had a box of these little laminated advertising cards we hand out at marketing events in my backpack.
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Nov 22, 2019 19:53
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Don't mind me, just travelling around the magic triangle of airport, hotel and business park office location.
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Nov 22, 2019 20:28
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GolfHole posted:*bag held at security* Why does this happen?
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Nov 22, 2019 20:36
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Burt Sexual posted:Why does this happen? A dense, heavy box of cards stuffed in your luggage probably looks suspiciously like a brick of C4 or something on an xray. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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Nov 22, 2019 20:42
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Jay_Zombie posted:A, dense heavy box of cards stuffed in your luggage probably looks suspiciously like a brick of C4 or something on an xray. Yep they always want to see my magic decks.
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Nov 22, 2019 21:03
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Always "forgets" to remove my sounding rod before going through the body scanner at the airport.
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Nov 22, 2019 21:15
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*Agrees not to get a rental car to save the company money. Expenses almost twice as much in Lyft fares as the rental would have cost*
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Nov 22, 2019 22:46
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Every time they don't let me rent a car I end up having to pay an actual taxi $50 cash for a 30 minute ride to the airport. Getting that reimbursed is fun.
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Nov 22, 2019 23:44
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Can you put all but one drink for this young lady on a separate check please
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Nov 22, 2019 23:58
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Blockade posted:Can you put all but one drink for this young lady on a separate check please *happens on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day*
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Nov 23, 2019 00:05
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*Realizes you can smoke in the bars here*
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Nov 23, 2019 00:07
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*in god awful boring meeting* *wonders if you can butt-chug a juul*
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Nov 23, 2019 02:53
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The Moon Monster posted:Every time they don't let me rent a car I end up having to pay an actual taxi $50 cash for a 30 minute ride to the airport. Getting that reimbursed is fun. I felt guilty the last time I rented a car because the office is within walking distance of the hotel and one of my coworkers who is super-cool was in town so I walked to work with him the entire week even though I had a car. I think we used it a total of 3 times and it came in handy but it still felt like an extravagance.
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Sex Skeleton posted:I felt guilty the last time I rented a car because the office is within walking distance of the hotel and one of my coworkers who is super-cool was in town so I walked to work with him the entire week even though I had a car. I think we used it a total of 3 times and it came in handy but it still felt like an extravagance. I'm going to read between the lines here and ask did you manage to bone the coworker?
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Nov 23, 2019 03:34
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*Learns to shoot craps and gets his rear end spanked by the girls on the street* *Next time I'll smoke legal weed at the bunny farm*
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Bonzo posted:The movie Up In The Air is pretty spot on for its time. Indeed this. It’s still pretty good. I’m in a new role and my Vp asked me to spend some time and coach up a new seller in Georgia. Turns out she’s a late 20s smoke show, just what the doctor ordered. Regarding the topic, most of the time it’s arrive at a city, find your hotel, debate going out to see whatever sites city has to offer, then settle for a couple tall boys and Indian delivery while watching tv in the room
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youre dick posted:Indeed this. It’s still pretty good. I’m in a new role and my Vp asked me to spend some time and coach up a new seller in Georgia. Turns out she’s a late 20s smoke show, just what the doctor ordered. It's the small things you notice in the movie. One wide shot of a hotel has one broken sprinkler. He gives a speech in room called "The Vista Room" and it's totally decked out in 1995 decor which is exactly when the property was built. Airport staff are like idle Westworld robots but as soon as you flash a status card they light right up with big warm smiles and spring into action. Anytime I decide to go out with 3 or 4 other people, we end up wondering the side of town opposite the good stuff to find one place a guy heard on a FoodNetwork rerun. The weather sucks, it's 8pm, and we can't find the place so we end up at some lovely AYCE sushi, or some boring pub/sports bar where the women barely have clothes on and you pay $30 for a pound of wings. I don't mind eating alone so I think the next time I'll just fake the flu and pay my own uber to eat a 5 star meal.
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