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I sure hope the rental Yaris doesn't have a sticky steering wheel like last time.
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*shows the bartender my waterskiing photos*
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Nov 19, 2019 20:43
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Gonna stay up all night gambling in the casino, you can do all the work tomorrow.
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Nov 19, 2019 20:43
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Right so bell-boy … where do I find a hooker round here?
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Nov 19, 2019 20:45
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Can you teach me snapchat?
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Nov 19, 2019 20:46
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time to charge this hotel room porno to the company account
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Nov 19, 2019 20:47
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Finds hooker, gets wallet stolen.
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Nov 19, 2019 20:47
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*jerks off within 7 minutes of entering hotel room*
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Nov 19, 2019 20:48
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oh goodie I got upgraded to a *~FoRd FuSiOn~*
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Nov 19, 2019 20:51
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It's not cheating if you're both wearing rings
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Nov 19, 2019 20:51
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*Tries desperately to hook up with someone at the hotel bar because I think that's what everyone does on business trips* *fails* *gets too drunk, orders nachos from room service, passes out before they arrive* *feels like hungover dogshit all of the next day*
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Nov 19, 2019 20:51
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*misses family*
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Nov 19, 2019 20:53
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*drives the DC beltway at rush hour in the rain after 9 hours in flight*
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Nov 19, 2019 20:56
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*Browses local m4m ads and dreams of a better life*
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Nov 19, 2019 20:57
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The WiFi in this hotel is too slow for Netflix wtf am I going to do?
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Nov 19, 2019 20:57
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the loving waffle machine is broken AGAIN???
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Nov 19, 2019 20:59
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Maybe the local chili's will have exotic items not available at home
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Nov 19, 2019 20:59
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*uses full per diem at hotel bar for $8 beers*
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Nov 19, 2019 20:59
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Wow gang, you really showed me a good time in Wisconsin. Honestly had no idea you could sub fries for cheese curds as a side until now. *friday afternoon return flight gets cancelled because of snow in the last week of April*
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Nov 19, 2019 21:00
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-rents out hotel room paid for by the company and sleeps in the rental car-
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Nov 19, 2019 21:01
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*has to drive 6 hours to loving Des Moines for a morale retreat* *sits around with crayons and adult coloring books all day*
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Nov 19, 2019 21:01
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hello seat 12C, we meet again.
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Nov 19, 2019 21:02
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Pickwick High posted:Right so bell-boy … where do I find a hooker round here? And where can I score some blow?
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Nov 19, 2019 21:04
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Tony Snark posted:And where can I score some blow? or crystal in a pinch
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Nov 19, 2019 21:07
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Torquemada posted:*misses family* *gets drunk in the Marriott lobby bar*
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Nov 19, 2019 21:08
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*is a Hilton Honors member* *relishes the two free bottles of water I get upon checking in*
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Nov 19, 2019 21:10
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* Hits on the front desk clerks in hopes of getting the college girls number
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Nov 19, 2019 21:13
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Burt Sexual posted:*uses full per diem at hotel bar for $8 beers* *Orders a beer* Guy next to me, in a cheers motion: "You only live once, eh buddy?" "Yep" *chugs beer in one swig* "Another, please"
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Nov 19, 2019 21:15
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Where the Popeyes Chicken at? 
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Nov 19, 2019 21:19
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Can I expense this? I'm expensing this.
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Nov 19, 2019 21:39
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- *installs Grindr, but not before carefully switching the default icon* - Thinks ahead by getting non-reimbursable alcohol on a separate tab, gets drunk and loses all receipts  - Spends many a night weeping Charles Bukowski posted:-rents out hotel room paid for by the company and sleeps in the rental car- 
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Nov 19, 2019 21:42
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All right, let's take care of the "trip" part first. 
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Nov 19, 2019 21:42
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sweet thursday posted:*Orders a beer* Better be smoking a lit cigarette while doing this
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Nov 19, 2019 21:44
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This is the second time I'm meeting my mistress. I hope I don't let her down for the third time.
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Nov 19, 2019 21:45
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Better be smoking a lit cigarette while doing this Just ashed it out as the last wisps of dying smoke hit my bloodshot eyes
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Nov 19, 2019 21:47
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*texts wife "Oh yeah I think a bunch of us are going out for drinks tonight. It's so nice to be able to have fun with my coworkers, you know?"* *is not invited out for drinks, watches Gladiator on hotel tv because it's the only thing on*
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Nov 19, 2019 21:53
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*asks bartender to ring up alcohol purchases as appetizers to get around stupid reimbursement rules*
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Nov 19, 2019 21:55
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*forced to eat dinner with everyone you just spent all day locked in a room with, talk about work for another 3 hours, the one guy that hates his wife corrals everyone into a bar and shits on her for the next hour, talk about work some more, stumble back to the hotel at 1:30 and do it again for the next 3 days*
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Nov 19, 2019 21:57
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:*texts wife "Oh yeah I think a bunch of us are going out for drinks tonight. It's so nice to be able to have fun with my coworkers, you know?"* *still winces when that dude gets his face smashed right out the gate*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDu9CvbrnlM
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