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Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

peace thread specialty

i see that thing in my rapsheet and still makes me gag a little

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Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

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Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

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Salami Surgeon: Jan 21, 2001; Don't close. Don't close.; Nap Ghost

We need some mana to cast these awesome cards

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MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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Salami Surgeon posted:

We need some mana to cast these awesome cards

lmao tent incident is :discourse:

Edit: I cast Kyuss in NMD, confirming that it works

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 01:29 on May 14, 2024

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 02:38 on May 14, 2024

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TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

MrQwerty posted:

edit was replacing it with a better version

you mean the best version?

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MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ￣ ³￣)づ♥(‘∀’●)

TrashMammal posted:

you mean the best version?

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

TrashMammal posted:

you mean the best version?

loving LOL

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Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

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Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

TrashMammal posted:

you mean the best version?

There's gotta be a way to print that onto a real lenticular card...

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Zero VGS posted:

There's gotta be a way to print that onto a real lenticular card...

I'm working on it

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Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

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CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Salami Surgeon posted:

This is amazing and AI is going to LOVE this one

(The Milk Truck thread by Mooecow is one of the absolute best threads on the forums and probably the best project AI ever with a fantastic sequel)

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TheBonelessColonel: Jun 18, 2013

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Jacobus Spades: Oct 29, 2004

I suppose I can blow my once yearly posting budget on this thread.

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bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

I kinda want a steak now.

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StoryTime: Feb 26, 2010; Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

I love how you can recognize the real MTG nerds by the way their rules text templating is immaculate.

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Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

MrQwerty posted:

lmao tent incident is

Edit: I cast Kyuss in NMD, confirming that it works

Hooray for, hooray for yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuui

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NoNotTheMindProbe: Aug 9, 2010; pony porn was here

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Salami Surgeon: Jan 21, 2001; Don't close. Don't close.; Nap Ghost

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Silhouette: Nov 16, 2002; SONIC BOOM!!!

StoryTime posted:

I love how you can recognize the real MTG nerds by the way their rules text templating is immaculate.

The cards that don't follow the correct mtg syntax/templating make my eye twitch but I'm still lollin

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kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Silhouette posted:

The cards that don't follow the correct mtg syntax/templating make my eye twitch but I'm still lollin

not a single card itt is correct within the rules. makes it even funnier imo

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Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

kalel posted:

not a single card itt is correct within the rules. makes it even funnier imo

I would disagree here

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Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

space uncle posted:

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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

kalel posted:

not a single card itt is correct within the rules. makes it even funnier imo

Why?

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Shishkahuben: Mar 5, 2009

also hey speaking of

Shishkahuben fucked around with this message at 18:07 on May 14, 2024

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Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

kalel posted:

not a single card itt is correct within the rules. makes it even funnier imo

Old-school MTG cards had very sloppy and confusing rules text, and the "Un-" casual sets had a lot of meta and fourth-wall-breaking things. Even early tournament-legal cards had things like "play for ante" or "physically throw this card on something to destroy it". There's room for everything!

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 17:28 on May 14, 2024

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

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Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

reppin the crab thread

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 17:54 on May 14, 2024

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Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

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CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Aishlinn posted:

"Look out! This pig's huge balls!"

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Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

Zero VGS posted:

Old-school MTG cards

Speaking of...

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Shishkahuben: Mar 5, 2009

Zero VGS posted:

Speaking of...

"holy poo poo"
- kithkinstomper88, permabanned poster

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ShredsYouSay: Sep 22, 2011; How's his widow holding up?

DrBouvenstein posted:

lol. im surprised no one has done granos or OPEN PALM SLAM VHS yet

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Leperflesh posted:

reppin the crab thread

I hope you like it...

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Issaries: Sep 15, 2008; "At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

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Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I hope you like it...

lol thank you that is very flattering and untrue but I appreciate it

also my av is a leopard fish heh

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DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.