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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Magic: The Gooning
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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

 I've had Magic the Gathering on the brain for some reason. I've only played a like 2-3 games in the last like 5 years but that poo poo runs deep.

So, decided to make some cards based on some goons. Tried my best to stay within the realm of the real rules, but sometimes ya gotta go a bit outside of the norm.
I've tried to reflect their posting styles or stuff from stories they've told.















I used this site: https://mtgcardsmith.com

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

 can i buy nfts of these yet?

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:five:

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 My card got banned from tournament play because it's so good

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LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 Yep, that quote originated me with me

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


 literally a smugworth quote

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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
i cant believe you didnt include me

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Lt. Cock posted:

i cant believe you didnt include me

Sorry. Feel free to make one for yourself or for a goon you know or are in love with

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Wet Tie Affair
May 8, 2008

P-I-Z-Z-A

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Nooner posted:

:five:

:five:

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Pennywise the Frown posted:

:five:

:five:

I don't know enough about magic to make the joke, but low hanging fruit: Stairs.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

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BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

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Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

 Where the heck is my card! (Lurker token)

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ￣ ³￣)づ♥(‘∀’●)

BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:



syntaxfunction posted:



lmao

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Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

 in it, voted 5

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

TrashMammal posted:



lmao

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Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


 GASSING THIS THREAD

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

TrashMammal posted:



Lmfao

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

TrashMammal posted:



Lmao, perfect.

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

TrashMammal posted:



LMAO

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

TrashMammal posted:



Lol!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TrashMammal posted:



Lmao

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

TrashMammal posted:
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
wheres the av w/the animated dicks touching

do that one

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Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

EDIT gently caress me I misspelled comedian

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

 Lmao at the transphobe creature type

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

the holy poopacy posted:



lmao

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

FYI use this site to easily generate cards to your heart's content:
https://mtgcardsmith.com/mtg-card-maker/edit

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

the holy poopacy posted:



Hahaha

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


 I want to know what my card does.

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BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Froghammer posted:




Lol. Perfect!

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